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07-15-2011, 11:42 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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What to get wife for 12th wedding anniversary?
Seriously, my wife puts up with all of my shit AND never says no to me.... What should I get her after 12 years of marriage?
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07-15-2011, 11:46 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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07-15-2011, 11:49 AM
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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I thought you'd been married way longer than 12 years!
A spa day 
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07-15-2011, 11:52 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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buy her a paint ball gun and a target with a card saying 'good for 50 free shots aimed at my butt'
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07-15-2011, 11:56 AM
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07-15-2011, 11:57 AM
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07-15-2011, 12:00 PM
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Porn Pusher
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12th anniversary gifts can be Silk...
Maybe they were thinkin nighty or some lingerie.
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07-15-2011, 12:00 PM
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Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat |
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07-15-2011, 12:02 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Divorce papers are always a surprise ...
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07-15-2011, 12:02 PM
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Porn Meister
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Whatever she wants is what it sounds like you're willing to give. She must have dropped some hints besides a Jag of her own.
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar. 
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07-15-2011, 12:05 PM
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Yeah, I'd go with Divorce Papers, get yourself a younger chick.
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07-15-2011, 12:06 PM
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Give her the Jag and get yourself a more manly car
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07-15-2011, 12:08 PM
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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07-15-2011, 12:12 PM
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07-15-2011, 12:18 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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07-15-2011, 12:28 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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dang 12 years and she hasn't killed you yet
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07-15-2011, 12:33 PM
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Biker Gnome
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do a get away, some place other than a show, Napa is close, do a bed and breakfast. My dad does that a couple times a year.
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07-15-2011, 12:36 PM
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07-15-2011, 12:55 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Roc, get her one of these so-called 'housebitches' I've heard so much about.
You know, to help out with the housework, chores, etc.  She'll love you for it.
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07-15-2011, 01:03 PM
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go down on her
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07-15-2011, 01:49 PM
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Diamonds are always a girls best friend!!
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07-15-2011, 02:03 PM
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07-15-2011, 02:04 PM
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07-15-2011, 02:12 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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 Jeez man do I have to do ALL your thinking for you?
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07-15-2011, 02:24 PM
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Too old to care
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Make her something. Something that reflects your last 12 years together.
Eva and I do that for each other and it's the best gift of all. Money can't show love as much as actually creating something for her. |
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07-15-2011, 02:28 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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foreplay.
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07-15-2011, 02:34 PM
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First, something goes badly wrong... we just lost a fortune on this deal, or my mother is real sick, whatever it is (come up with a something that will be a big crisis) and then it is I need you to take care of ______ while I am away.. because you're the only one I can trust with _____.... Then, when she goes to take care of ______ you're waiting there with a huge surprise, or there's a car waiting to take her to the huge surprise or whatever else (that's up to you)
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$30 for a $1 TRIAL 
