This Weeks "Where is Machine Guy Kelly?" Thread... - GoFuckYourself.com

FreeHugeMovies · 07-01-2009, 08:44 PM

Anyone talked to him of late?

fris · 07-01-2009, 10:29 PM

Yep hes around spoke to him the other day, he just finished a nice tube layout for me

FreeHugeMovies · 07-01-2009, 10:35 PM

At least he responds to you!

FreeHugeMovies · 07-02-2009, 05:57 AM

Meowwwwwwwwwwww

Machete_ · 07-02-2009, 06:01 AM

you think making discrediting topics like this about him, will help you get a better service from a solid designer like MGK.

I am sure he will answer your email, like he have answered everyone else over the years.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-02-2009, 06:16 AM

I like pie.

u-Bob · 07-02-2009, 06:25 AM

bump

Slappin Fish · 07-02-2009, 06:41 AM

How many times are you going to call him out?
You should know by now what you get with MGK.

Honestly, if I was him I'd tell you to GFY, it isn't like he needs the work.

fris · 07-02-2009, 06:53 AM

Ya try emailing him, best way to reach him.

FreeHugeMovies · 07-02-2009, 07:14 AM

I do e mail him guys, Trust me on that!

seeandsee · 07-02-2009, 07:16 AM

wher eis who

StaceyJo · 07-02-2009, 09:01 AM

I've been here.

FreeHugeMovies · 07-02-2009, 09:20 PM

Where are you my love

FreeHugeMovies · 01-22-2011, 10:26 PM

Bump hello????

CaptainHowdy · 01-23-2011, 06:20 AM

Welcome to 2011, thread...

pristine · 01-23-2011, 07:05 AM

lol here we go again

MrCain · 01-23-2011, 07:17 AM

What's the problem? He is one of the best designers I have ever used.

FreeHugeMovies · 01-23-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCain

What's the problem? He is one of the best designers I have ever used.

Can't get a hold of him for 2 weeks.

Chosen · 01-23-2011, 07:47 PM

Where is who?

BIGTYMER · 01-23-2011, 08:08 PM

IamShaider · 01-24-2011, 04:20 AM

sig spot

fris · 01-24-2011, 07:01 AM

spoke to him last night

Sosa · 01-24-2011, 07:04 AM

He has been on. Hit or miss but thats what you get when you book him as most people know. Killer designs no doubt.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Can't get a hold of him for 2 weeks.

You know what Michael,

You're starting to REALLY get under my skin.

I am HAVING FUCKING SURGERY, you KNOW THIS.

NOW UNTIL I CONTACT YOU AND TELL YOU I'M AROUND FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

I've told you this 1000 FUCKING TIMES.
And I'm fucking tired of you.

I told you when you asked for your stupid fucking banner that I didn't have time right now, that I was UNAVAILABLE. you replied " it'll take you 10 minutes" and continue to harrass me ?

Seriously, just go to hell, I've been going thro proceedures every damn week , Then pretty much out of commision till a day before I have to go in again.

I'm going back to bed.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 07:26 AM

And for anyone that reads that and thinks
"Whoa, MGK's a fucking cock sucker, etc etc "

I've told Michael the situation, he doesn't care.

I have 10 fucking teeth left in my mouth, a bleeding fucking sore cesspit for a mouth,
I've eaten fucking nothing in days , have no energy, constant pain and headaches and he's been told all this in emails, and yet, here we are because I won't design a BUTTON for him

PornGreen · 01-24-2011, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Can't get a hold of him for 2 weeks.

he says you know he's been in surgeries. is this true?

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PornGreen

he says you know he's been in surgeries. is this true?

lol yeah for sure.

Everyone that's talked to me since new years knows exactly what's going on.
Michael seems to think I'm just joking around again, and can be around when ever he wants

Babaganoosh · 01-24-2011, 08:06 AM

FreeHugeMovies, you sound like a real pain in the ass. I'm glad I don't provide any kind of service to customers or you could be a pain in my ass too.

pristine · 01-24-2011, 08:08 AM

what illness do you have MGK

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pristine

what illness do you have MGK

I have been having constant problems with my teeth for years, but before Xmas I went into septic shock and almost died due to impacted teeth in my jaw that were infected.

We've been removing them in chunks however, because as a teen my jaw was shattered and now everything is all grown around everything, roots are tangled etc.

I've been constantly infected and had dry root twice now, and if anyones ever experienced this, they know it's no joke.

I have I have 3 or 4 more left proceedures, but honestly it's been fucking killing me.
I've lost 15 pounds already, and I still have teeth at this point.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 08:23 AM

Anyway, I'll be awake here for another hour,
I go back tomorrow and I'll likely be off for another week, so if anyone's got anything to say, or any questions, better do it now.

I have 176 emails unread in my box right now, if you've emailed me chances are I've got it, and not replied yet.

Any one looking for design in the next month or so, you should look elsewhere, if you are waiting on something I HAVE confirmed I Would do, I will do it. I may take a while though.

pristine · 01-24-2011, 08:25 AM

hope you're new procedures go well, hope your wife and kids are doing well also.

FreeHugeMovies · 01-24-2011, 08:41 AM

I do care, but you are ONLINE and you can at least respond to E MAILS.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

I do care, but you are ONLINE and you can at least respond to E MAILS.

I'm quite sure I have a couple thousand $$ worth of quote requests in the 150+ mails in my inbox.

If I haven't answered, nor read those, what makes you think I've read yours to reply.

I'm only on HERE cause I actually got a call at home about a thread on Good Ol' GFY.

TurboAngel · 01-24-2011, 08:50 AM

I hope you feel better.

PornGreen · 01-24-2011, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

I do care, but you are ONLINE and you can at least respond to E MAILS.

it looks to me like you really get some pleasure out of having something over him and putting extra pressure on him...

FreeHugeMovies · 01-24-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGreen

it looks to me like you really get some pleasure out of having something over him and putting extra pressure on him...

No, I do expect people to reply to e mails that are THREE weeks old.

PornGreen · 01-24-2011, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

No, I do expect people to reply to e mails that are THREE weeks old.

what part of him having multiple surgeries and barely hanging on by a thread did you not understand?

it really makes you look bad and desperate that you have to hound a guy in such a bad spot for a banner or two.

Sly · 01-24-2011, 10:11 AM

Was money even exchanged?

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGreen

what part of him having multiple surgeries and barely hanging on by a thread did you not understand?

it really makes you look bad and desperate that you have to hound a guy in such a bad spot for a banner or two.

Before we get too out of proportion, I had a quick bout with toxicity and went into septic shock in december, I'm at no risk of dying or anything like that, was treated in the hospital and released once I stabilized. These surgeries are to remove the cause of that problem.

- While I'm certainly in "rough shape" I'm not hanging by a thread heh, :D

And Sly... this is because I don't answer emails when Michael wants a banner, that's what these threads are always about, because I "ignore him"

Sly · 01-24-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Before we get too out of proportion, I had a quick bout with toxicity and went into septic shock in december, I'm at no risk of dying or anything like that, was treated in the hospital and released once I stabilized. These surgeries are to remove the cause of that problem.

- While I'm certainly in "rough shape" I'm not hanging by a thread heh, :D

And Sly... this is because I don't answer emails when Michael wants a banner, that's what these threads are always about, because I "ignore him"

So money wasn't exchanged and there is no pending project?

FreeHugeMovies · 01-24-2011, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGreen

what part of him having multiple surgeries and barely hanging on by a thread did you not understand?

it really makes you look bad and desperate that you have to hound a guy in such a bad spot for a banner or two.

That's what he says. I do believe he's been on the pc and has the ability to reply to e mails esp. when work has been done for other clients.

I look desperate? Child please. And it's more than just two banners.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So money wasn't exchanged and there is no pending project?

He wants a banner.

I told him weeks ago, with the projects I did have going, and the surgery every fuckin week, that I had no time for a banner.

He emails over and over, I don't reply and he posts to GET me to reply.
or to get me "Out of hiding"

Which I still haven't.

Michaels been a client/friend for 12 years, and he's my BIGGEST pain in the ass client period.

Deej · 01-24-2011, 10:22 AM

Pretty fucking retarded... Im kinda glad(after reading this) its never worked out between FHM and I with biz.

PornGreen · 01-24-2011, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

- While I'm certainly in "rough shape" I'm not hanging by a thread heh, :D

my mistake then. i thought i read that you almost died and continued to battle the problem.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Pretty fucking retarded... Im kinda glad(after reading this) its never worked out between FHM and I with biz.

He knows I'm the only one that'll tolerate his BS.

We've had our ups and downs.
Right now I'm not in the mood for fucking around.

candyflip · 01-24-2011, 10:26 AM

We've all had or have clients like that.

machinegunkelly · 01-24-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGreen

my mistake then. i thought i read that you almost died and continued to battle the problem.

Yeah, I guess that's correct basically, Septic shock is treated easily if you catch it, had I not gone to the ER when I did I'd be dead, or seriously fucked up.

Chris · 01-24-2011, 12:44 PM

one of the best designers ive ever used
when you hire him - you know his deal but you know damn well when you get your work its the best shit you will ever get

07-01-2009, 08:44 PM	#1
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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	you think making discrediting topics like this about him, will help you get a better service from a solid designer like MGK. I am sure he will answer your email, like he have answered everyone else over the years.

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machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,284	And for anyone that reads that and thinks "Whoa, MGK's a fucking cock sucker, etc etc " I've told Michael the situation, he doesn't care. I have 10 fucking teeth left in my mouth, a bleeding fucking sore cesspit for a mouth, I've eaten fucking nothing in days , have no energy, constant pain and headaches and he's been told all this in emails, and yet, here we are because I won't design a BUTTON for him __________________ dead.

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01-24-2011, 08:08 AM	#29
pristine So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,176	what illness do you have MGK

01-24-2011, 08:23 AM	#31
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,284	Anyway, I'll be awake here for another hour, I go back tomorrow and I'll likely be off for another week, so if anyone's got anything to say, or any questions, better do it now. I have 176 emails unread in my box right now, if you've emailed me chances are I've got it, and not replied yet. Any one looking for design in the next month or so, you should look elsewhere, if you are waiting on something I HAVE confirmed I Would do, I will do it. I may take a while though. __________________ dead.

01-24-2011, 08:25 AM	#32
pristine So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,176	hope you're new procedures go well, hope your wife and kids are doing well also.

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FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	I do care, but you are ONLINE and you can at least respond to E MAILS.

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