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Deputy Chief Command · 01-01-2011, 03:16 PM

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An accidental fire around 5:30 a.m. at a Shell gas station near 10th and Interstate 35 started after four guys trying to help two women were transporting gas in a bucket inside the cab of a pickup truck and someone lit a cigarette, Buck said. Two of the men were taken to Brackenridge, then transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio with third-degree burns. Two of the other men are still at Brackenridge with ?pretty substantial injuries,? Buck said.

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...d_in_morn.html
no shit

docputer · 01-01-2011, 03:22 PM

The latest nominees for the Darwin award.

Vendzilla · 01-01-2011, 03:24 PM

Hits an all time low?

Deputy Chief Command · 01-01-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Hits an all time low?

yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5

fatfoo · 01-01-2011, 03:36 PM

Gas ignited? That sucks. Don't smoke near a gas station. Don't transport gas in a bucket.

Vendzilla · 01-01-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5

Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

Seth Manson · 01-01-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

oh my fucking god

did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011

dyna mo · 01-01-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

Agent 488 · 01-01-2011, 03:45 PM

good news stupidity hit an all time low. america must be getting smarter.

seeandsee · 01-01-2011, 03:50 PM

poor bastards

vsex · 01-01-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-01-2011, 03:55 PM

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ToBad · 01-01-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Is that a black dick or what?
Just a honest mistake by a blone.

dyna mo · 01-01-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

bad post, that's not in america!

cjhmdm · 01-01-2011, 04:08 PM

I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...

dyna mo · 01-01-2011, 04:09 PM

thanks a lot op

Deputy Chief Command · 01-01-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cjhmdm

I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...

no I am eurotrash , english not first language is based on level of understanding I try read good but not soo well first time speak easy , thank you

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-01-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

bad post, that's not in america!

ADG

arock10 · 01-01-2011, 05:19 PM

gasoline + ????? = fire!

~Ray · 01-01-2011, 06:05 PM

people here who hate on america never fill out their location

Rochard · 01-01-2011, 08:49 PM

Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.

EVERESS · 01-01-2011, 08:55 PM

Watch this Chart for an ACCURATE detail on human stupidity

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PornMD · 01-01-2011, 09:28 PM

I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.

directfiesta · 01-01-2011, 10:01 PM

what men would do just to maybe get some pussy ...

baddog · 01-01-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.

I have such a great story about an incident like that, but it would take too much effort to type it out for the ROI.

Doug E · 01-01-2011, 10:56 PM

That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Doug E · 01-01-2011, 11:01 PM

Deputy Chief Command · 01-02-2011, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug E

That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.

I feel sorry for your loss, and hope I did not offend you by posting this newsreport and laughing at it ,

CamsMaster · 01-02-2011, 07:34 AM

lol... the best one for the beginning of this 2011

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

oh my fucking god

did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011

Sorry I don't speak in double negatives

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

Got to wonder what country he's from

SmokeyTheBear · 01-02-2011, 10:41 AM

You know what is even dumber ?

they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

You know what is even dumber ?

they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.

I hate those new plastic gas containers. But yeah the law says you have to use containers designed for that usage and the gas station is liable. I still own some gas CANS that are probably over 40 years old.

bl4h · 01-02-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.

lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

bull shit

gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bl4h

lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

bull shit

gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable

Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks

bl4h · 01-02-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks

if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bl4h

if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?

The answer is 42

NaughtyRob · 01-02-2011, 11:56 AM

Most cigarette smokers are dumbasses.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-02-2011, 12:00 PM

American stupidity hit an all time high on November 4, 2008.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-02-2011, 12:02 PM

Gasoline is not flammable; gasoline is explosive.

marketsmart · 01-02-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...d_in_morn.html
no shit

is this story related to Tawnee Stones death?

.

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

American stupidity hit an all time high on November 4, 2008.

Two years later things are changing, at least I hope

papill0n · 01-02-2011, 12:58 PM

and as usual the donkeys have turned this into some anti-obama shit

Poindexterity · 01-02-2011, 01:10 PM

if you think smoking cigarettes near gasoline is a new low for american stupidity, you missed ALOT.

spazlabz · 01-02-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

The answer is 42

true but what is the question?

dyna mo · 01-02-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

if you think smoking cigarettes near gasoline is a new low for american stupidity, you missed ALOT.

such as how to spell "a lot"?

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

true but what is the question?

The ultimate question , of course

But in a psychology course I took, on the final, it asked "WHY?"
Half the class got it wrong, I answered it, "because"

facialfreak · 01-02-2011, 02:36 PM

Smoking the cigarette near gasoline is not dangerous .... but the lighting of the same said cigarette is!!!

Gasoline needs a spark to ignite ...
You can extinguish a lit cigarette in a cup of gas.

Bryan G · 01-02-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendettas

Hits an all time low?

You're one to talk about grammatical errors you fucking numpty.

Poindexterity · 01-02-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

such as how to spell "a lot"?

no, im sure he's got that. it was me that fucked that up.
how many points did you get for that anyway?

enough to get the new pool table?

Vendzilla · 01-02-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G , AKA Shit for Brains

You're one to talk about grammatical errors you fucking numpty.

Fucking childish, but I can play too moron

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