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Old 01-25-2011, 01:56 AM   #1
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Some People Are Just Fucking Stupid!!!

I'm sick of going to dating profiles and the girl is posing with another girl or a group of multiple girls in her avatar. Usually it's the only pic on their profile and your supposed to guess which girl she is. On rare occasions they will mention in their lengthy BIO which one they are but this girl takes the cake

http://bit.ly/goxi90

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Old 01-25-2011, 01:58 AM   #2
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the joke is on you .. why you going to dating sites
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:53 AM   #3
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She's obviously too intelligent for you if you can't work out which one it is from her profile.
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:58 AM   #4
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When I first looked at her profile I didn't see the solo pic. I just saw the group shots and the double pic in the avatar. But still if it's your fucking pictures make it just you not your damn friends


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Old 01-25-2011, 03:00 AM   #5
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guess she's trying to weed out peeps like you
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Old 01-25-2011, 05:44 AM   #6
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in one line she's passionate about wine, in the next she claims she spend all her time with the things she's passionate about... she's a drunk... forget her.
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Old 01-25-2011, 05:55 AM   #7
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She's obviously too intelligent for you if you can't work out which one it is from her profile.
+1

She hasn't done the stupidest thing anyway which is to have pics where she looks like a munter surrounded by stunners.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:01 AM   #8
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Hah, I went out with Tiffany 2 months ago. She's the chic on the right on the top pic. Tell her Seth says whats up and sorry about the funnel cake. Apparently having a funnel cake on the pier in the wind wasnt too smart, the white powdered sugar blew all over her black dress

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Old 01-25-2011, 06:04 AM   #9
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The best part is you thought that was a real profile.

Find an ugly girl where she's the only one, and that's a real profile.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:19 AM   #10
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:22 AM   #11
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I saw the solo pic right away.
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:22 AM   #12
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in one line she's passionate about wine, in the next she claims she spend all her time with the things she's passionate about... she's a drunk... forget her.
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:28 AM   #13
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worse are pics with her exbf...
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:50 AM   #14
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she is kind of an old broad and too fucking cheap to get on a real dating site

dating sites are awesome, been laid a heap of times from match.com
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:53 AM   #15
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What happened to meeting girls in pubs, wine bars, discos, shopping, etc?

Or sticking an ad in a paper for models. LOL
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:56 AM   #16
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i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm addicted to checking out dating profiles... It's a brilliant mix of psychology,marketing and total entertainment..

Oh! and all the profiles have the same sentences in it.

-Every girl is 'not looking for head games' who is?

- is 'not looking for a one night stand' despite them having them constantly they still fight the urge to advertise it.

-'no drama' are there any drama enthusiasts out there? especially rare to see men seeking drama...

-'must have a job and a car' despite them not having a job ever or a car. aka buy me stuff! take me places!

-'love to travel but never have the time' means they're broke, take me places!


btw when there is a group picture and no others its the least attractive one always...always... ALWAYS!!! Why? i still can't figure out, like someone will think you are your friend and take a chance on you? that is stupid..
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:32 AM   #17
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i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm addicted to checking out dating profiles... It's a brilliant mix of psychology,marketing and total entertainment..

Oh! and all the profiles have the same sentences in it.

-Every girl is 'not looking for head games' who is?

- is 'not looking for a one night stand' despite them having them constantly they still fight the urge to advertise it.

-'no drama' are there any drama enthusiasts out there? especially rare to see men seeking drama...

-'must have a job and a car' despite them not having a job ever or a car. aka buy me stuff! take me places!

-'love to travel but never have the time' means they're broke, take me places!


btw when there is a group picture and no others its the least attractive one always...always... ALWAYS!!! Why? i still can't figure out, like someone will think you are your friend and take a chance on you? that is stupid..
Here is my favorite: "tired of the bar scene" Ok great! Now that you have let every drunk douche bag in town stab your guts over and over and you are pushing 30 NOW you are going to let a decent guy marry you, give you a big wedding, take you on an expensive honeymoon, buy you a house, car etc. NO THANK YOU!!! Next!
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:44 AM   #18
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I'm sick of going to dating profiles and the girl is posing with another girl or a group of multiple girls in her avatar. Usually it's the only pic on their profile and your supposed to guess which girl she is. On rare occasions they will mention in their lengthy BIO which one they are but this girl takes the cake

http://bit.ly/goxi90


you have a valid point, group pics are funny and lame for a dating profile
I have seen all kind of weird profile pictures...
how about men's profile pictures on the golf coarse 10000 miles away or with hockey helmets on their head, or self mirror pics with no shirt :D or kissing their dog ?
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My personal favorite: high school grad pics. Nothing says "hot guy I'd like to date" like a cap and gown.
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She says: "I'm passionate about friends, family, music, work, food and wine . I spend most of my time with these things and that doesn't leave a lot of room for much else."


......Drunk waitress
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