I just love those blondes............. - GoFuckYourself.com

doc · 01-10-2001, 06:19 AM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might
need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation, and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."

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XxCrackNuggetxX · 01-11-2001, 11:42 PM

Hahaha Id Beat The Hell Outta A Bitch If She Painted on my $150,000 Dollar Car
Thats Funny Though

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Lensman · 01-12-2001, 01:26 AM

Doc, is Crack you nephew?

doc · 01-12-2001, 02:33 PM

Lenzdewd iz tryin ta be funny.....
Oh, I forgot, He IS FUNNY.....
His wrist iz slightly limp...lol

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blakkfrogg · 01-12-2001, 02:47 PM

Lensman has a limp wrist, oh yes he does. But it's from pimp smackin' 16 year old crackheads. Oops. Sorry. Crack Nuggets.

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doc · 01-12-2001, 02:51 PM

No it aint!!
Its from tryin on all them dresses tryin to look all dolled up for hiz datez out on the corner he's booked for the winter.

Hey lenzdewd, Whats yer favorite color dress?
That'll confuse em....lol

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blakkfrogg · 01-12-2001, 03:22 PM

"Hey lenzdewd, Whats yer favorite color dress?"

I think the better confession to get out of him is whether or not the rumor about him wearing saran wrap mini skirts is true or not.

Heh-heh-heh.... If I keep this up he's gonna' cancel my account! LOL

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doc · 01-12-2001, 03:26 PM

Ya sure it was suran wrap? That shitz expencive and he's a cheap slut.
Personaly I think he made it outa one of them plastic shopping bagz.

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RightHandMan · 08-13-2003, 10:39 PM

This was the oldest unupdated thread on GFY page 1493 Thats fucking Insane!!!

doc · 01-28-2011, 05:33 PM

Whewwww, this was a long thyme ago... But we damn sure had some fun.

Red Ezra · 01-28-2011, 05:50 PM

good one..

CYF · 01-28-2011, 05:56 PM

funny one

Scott McD · 01-28-2011, 05:56 PM

Holy shit this thread is old!

CaptainHowdy · 01-28-2011, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doc

But we damn sure had some fun.

Doesn't look like it...

Spunky · 01-28-2011, 07:52 PM

Har har,that made me chuckle

Chosen · 01-28-2011, 10:31 PM

Wow, nine year old thread

thumbsdepot · 01-28-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Wow, nine year old thread

nope, ten year old thread

BIGTYMER · 01-28-2011, 11:07 PM

TimeWarp!

cooldude7 · 01-28-2011, 11:09 PM

lol , good one.

blonda80 · 01-28-2011, 11:16 PM

lol

martinsc · 01-29-2011, 02:05 AM

CaptainHowdy · 01-29-2011, 06:33 AM

Zuzana Designs · 01-29-2011, 06:36 AM

old thread but good

seeandsee · 01-29-2011, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doc

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might
need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation, and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

GOOD JOKE

HomerSimpson · 01-30-2011, 12:21 PM

good one....

Peter Romero · 01-30-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RightHandMan

This was the oldest unupdated thread on GFY page 1493 Thats fucking Insane!!!

I wonder what that page count is now???

01-10-2001, 06:19 AM	#1
doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	I just love those blondes............. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation, and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari." ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

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doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	Lenzdewd iz tryin ta be funny..... Oh, I forgot, He IS FUNNY..... His wrist iz slightly limp...lol ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

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blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Lensman has a limp wrist, oh yes he does. But it's from pimp smackin' 16 year old crackheads. Oops. Sorry. Crack Nuggets. ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-12-2001, 02:51 PM	#6
doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	No it aint!! Its from tryin on all them dresses tryin to look all dolled up for hiz datez out on the corner he's booked for the winter. Hey lenzdewd, Whats yer favorite color dress? That'll confuse em....lol ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

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blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	"Hey lenzdewd, Whats yer favorite color dress?" I think the better confession to get out of him is whether or not the rumor about him wearing saran wrap mini skirts is true or not. Heh-heh-heh.... If I keep this up he's gonna' cancel my account! LOL ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

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doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	Ya sure it was suran wrap? That shitz expencive and he's a cheap slut. Personaly I think he made it outa one of them plastic shopping bagz. ------------------ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

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