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Nikki_Licks · 01-28-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I have a pair of fully auto airsoft sub machine guns. I made the mistake of giving to my mother once and she thought it was hilarious to unload on me and swept it up my face hitting me in the eye and face...

She continued on laughing...

No worries... I shot her in the big toe with my pump action shotgun air soft... Its a biot more powerful than the Subs...

Want to come to Thanksgiving?

She is too funny. I just heard about her hog tying you when you were younger...seems you guys always had some funny times

Deej · 01-28-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

She is too funny. I just heard about her hog tying you when you were younger...seems you guys always had some funny times

Oh yea?!?! ask her about the Iron Cross...

Yea... she shut the fuck up didnt she...

Chosen · 01-28-2011, 10:36 PM

This thread kinda delivers

cooldude7 · 01-29-2011, 01:07 AM

glad to c u alive.

Jakez · 01-29-2011, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I stopped, dropped my mag, cleared the round that was in and walked back weirded out asking if I was bleeding...

IDK if this is the right thing to do or not, but sounds pretty stupid IMO..

Deej · 01-29-2011, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

IDK if this is the right thing to do or not, but sounds pretty stupid IMO..

how the fuck does it sound stupid?

Deej · 01-29-2011, 01:41 AM

lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.

now... does it still sound stupid?

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.

now... does it still sound stupid?

Yep.

Clearly you are an idiot.

Deej · 01-29-2011, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yep.

Clearly you are an idiot.

Yea... but im dead sexy... almost literally

brassmonkey · 01-29-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

JD · 01-29-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I once had an incident with an ice cream cone while I was stoned...as the ice cream started dripping down my face, I reached up and wiped it with my fingers - it turned out to be delicious strawberry ice cream.

ADG

baddog · 01-29-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.

now... does it still sound stupid?

I don't know about 'stupid" but it did come across as pretty boring. Now, if you had spun around, thinking someone was popping caps at you, and you spotted two guys down range with automatic weapons in their hands that were looking at you and appeared to be smiling, or even laughing. You quickly surmised that they must have been the ones that were shooting at you so you emptied your magazine in their direction, laughing all the while with your war cry . . . now that would have been exciting.

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I don't know about 'stupid" but it did come across as pretty boring. Now, if you had spun around, thinking someone was popping caps at you, and you spotted two guys down range with automatic weapons in their hands that were looking at you and appeared to be smiling, or even laughing. You quickly surmised that they must have been the ones that were shooting at you so you emptied your magazine in their direction, laughing all the while with your war cry . . . now that would have been exciting.

If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

baddog · 01-29-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

How about, as he spun around . . .

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How about, as he spun around . . .

So these two guys with automatic weapons who were standing no so down range....And Deej starts shooting at them, how long do you think his remaining rounds would last against their weapons? More importantly, who do you think would be the better shot? The guy catching ricochets or the guys who bought the better firepower who are laughing at him?

Why you trying to get my nigga capped?

baddog · 01-29-2011, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

So these two guys with automatic weapons who were standing no so down range....And Deej starts shooting at them, how long do you think his remaining rounds would last against their weapons? More importantly, who do you think would be the better shot? The guy catching ricochets or the guys who bought the better firepower who are laughing at him?

Why you trying to get my nigga capped?

Rambo doesn't miss.

AaronM · 01-29-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Rambo doesn't miss.

I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

baddog · 01-29-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

I believe it. He is a bad ass.

Deej · 01-29-2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

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Originally Posted by baddog

I believe it. He is a bad ass.

chaze · 01-29-2011, 11:37 PM

Builds character

Seth Manson · 01-29-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

Maybe Deej is like me and consider anywhere his weapon to be pointing at that moment as "down range"

I almost made it to your favorite shooting park today but then I saw something in the sky and turned right. I'm going to do it again tomorrow.

baddog · 01-30-2011, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Maybe Deej is like me and consider anywhere his weapon to be pointing at that moment as "down range"

baddog · 01-30-2011, 12:21 AM

After giving it some thought, I understand Aaron's concern. My suggestion was a rough draft. It was to display reckless abandon by Deej. The two guys were just two guys that happened to be where Deej was looking. Their facial expressions had nothing to do with Deej, he just thought so.

I was in a hurry, I could have written it better.

I broke my own rule.

carzygirls · 01-30-2011, 12:23 AM

great story...

Deej · 01-30-2011, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls

great story...

It happened just as said... I was there...

wild johnny · 01-30-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Though, popping a few off from this bad mutha fucka made me forget all about it!

Thanks AaronM for the opportunity ... To not only survive a bullet to the head but to shoot some amazing guns.

That should of made you forget about any headache you had!!

Glad your ok!

Blazing · 01-30-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

My pleasure man. Next time you're cleaning the guns and paying for the ammo though.

Hey Aaron... I didnt know you had such an arsenal. I have an idea to run by you for one of our models who is into guns..

lets discuss....

m

Jakez · 01-31-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

how the fuck does it sound stupid?

My bad lol, must have been one of my stupid nights, by clearing the round I thought you meant you fired the last of the remaining bullets. I'm not to hip on gun lingo.

fatfoo · 01-31-2011, 07:05 PM

I heard that a bullet does not go through a very thick skull. Good luck!

baddog · 01-31-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

My bad lol, must have been one of my stupid nights, by clearing the round I thought you meant you fired the last of the remaining bullets.

That is how I would have done it.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	After giving it some thought, I understand Aaron's concern. My suggestion was a rough draft. It was to display reckless abandon by Deej. The two guys were just two guys that happened to be where Deej was looking. Their facial expressions had nothing to do with Deej, he just thought so. I was in a hurry, I could have written it better. I broke my own rule.

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