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garce · 01-25-2011, 03:57 PM

Fuck you, you two cent pathetic dipshit.

If you buy adwords using my domain name anymore I'm going to let every person who surfs for blowjobs and facials knows what kind of backstabbing, untrustworthy thief you you are.

I ragged on Mr. Peabody about Fellucia Blow and his site problems because I'm an asshole. I never realized how big a piece of shit he had to deal with. Now I'm going to be an asshole to you, you fucked faced cum thermos failure.

You're going to love what my Google site links will say right under your paid listing. I'm not going to outbid you - that's idiotic. What I'm going to do is make sure that that two inch block of site links under your adword campaign prominently displays the fact you're a backstabbing pussy. If you'll steal from me - you'll steal from the surfers. I'm going to let them know.

Remove all adword campaigns that target domain names that you don't own.

Juicy D. Links · 01-25-2011, 04:01 PM

garce · 01-25-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Hi Juicy. Thanks for stopping in

Juicy D. Links · 01-25-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Hi Juicy. Thanks for stopping in

I am out of loop I know a bit about this and Peabody but they pulling the organic results bs on ya i bet?

Some Guy · 01-25-2011, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

you fucked faced cum thermos failure

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Lint · 01-25-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Some Guy

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Juicy D. Links · 01-25-2011, 04:11 PM

lets all take a minute and observe some PURE BEAUTY.....

garce · 01-25-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am out of loop I know a bit about this and Peabody but they pulling the organic results bs on ya i bet?

They have no chance with organic. Art of Blowjob has an adword campaign running that targets my domain name. If you type in this: "my domain name ", or "mydomainname" or "mydomainname.com", The Art of Blowjob appears first with a lttle "Ad" tag beside it.

Right below their Google ad is my site's links. This site's Google listing has eight site links plus the main domain. Its a big chunk of property right below their pathetic little ad. In total, there are (About 2,270,000 results (0.43 seconds) ) referring to the site they are trying to steal from.

I'm going to make sure that a good chunk of those links fuck this sad cocksucker up.

garce · 01-25-2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Some Guy

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

At least not anything white out of a Thermos.

garce · 01-25-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I've calmed down a bit, but not enough.

LeRoy · 01-25-2011, 04:40 PM

Wow there's a bit of drama with this girl/site

marketsmart · 01-25-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

What I'm going to do is make sure that that two inch block of site links under your adword campaign prominently displays the fact you're a backstabbing pussy. If you'll steal from me - you'll steal from the surfers. I'm going to let them know.

Remove all adword campaigns that target domain names that you don't own.

if you are lucky enough to get those ads approved, you will get that account banned after the first complaint...

.

garce · 01-25-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

if you are lucky enough to get those ads approved, you will get that account banned after the first complaint...

.

I'm going to give him a day or two.

Actually - during this most recent rampage - I also found out that Amateur Facials UK is still buying adwords for yet another domain that I own.

I contacted the British fag cocksucker who runs the sites and he blamed the adword campaign on a "rogue affiliate". The campaign is live again.

This domain Amateur Facials UK is ripping off also has a big block of Google site links (About 1,370,000 results (0.29 seconds) ) - (results for the domainname.com in question) and I hope he enjoys the new promo I'm putting up. I'm very tempted to go make a rogue adwords account, but I'm not risking anything over these bottom feeders.

I'll contact my Google guy after my recent updates get indexed.

The Art of Blowjob - Backstabbing thieves. These lowest common denominator POS are digging through the dirt for grubs. Shit-sniffing failures with their noses buried in the dirt, trying to snort up the scent of someone else's droppings.

Amateur Facials UK - Low life British cling ons. Right after I contacted these pieces of shit (them being British, I should have expected nothing less), an Adwords campaign popped up targeting the domain I was promoting them on. It disappeared for awhile, but its back.

The Art of Blowjob, Amateur Facials UK. Pathetic.

CaptainHowdy · 01-25-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I ragged on Mr. Peabody about Fellucia Blow and his site problems because I'm an asshole. I never realized how big a piece of shit he had to deal with. Now I'm going to be an asshole to you, you fucked faced cum thermos failure.

garce · 01-25-2011, 05:50 PM

Cum thermos.

Far-L · 01-25-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Cum thermos.

full of freshly percolated cumfee

SteveHardeman · 01-25-2011, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Cum thermos.

Keeps hot things hot. Cold things cold.

SteveHardeman · 01-25-2011, 08:58 PM

LOL. Anyone actually googled "cum thermos".

harvey · 01-25-2011, 09:26 PM

garce · 01-25-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

LOL. Anyone actually googled "cum thermos".

I don't Google this stuff - I just spew it!

MikeFlirt · 01-26-2011, 02:02 AM

If this message is for me well I didn't do this. It's an affiliate. I am not the guilty one ;)

dolorem · 01-26-2011, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

They have no chance with organic. Art of Blowjob has an adword campaign running that targets my domain name. If you type in this: "my domain name ", or "mydomainname" or "mydomainname.com", The Art of Blowjob appears first with a lttle "Ad" tag beside it.

Grace,

What is your domain name, the one you are referring to? As I do not have an AdWords account, I'm pretty sure this was put up by an affiliate of The Art of Blowjob and in order to correct the situation, I would have to know who he is (his affiliate code would obviously be in the url).

I will then be able to send the person an email addressing the situation (asking him to remove the AdWords).

If within 24 hours I see no result, I will terminate his affiliate account.

In the event that this is not an affiliate, I'll do my best to find who/what this is about and let you know so you can proceed with your complaint with Google.

I can keep you posted on the situation as it develops if you want.

01-26-2011, 06:39 AM

going right off in here!!

ottopottomouse · 01-26-2011, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

LOL. Anyone actually googled "cum thermos".

Some people have too much spare time.

Chosen · 01-26-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Si · 01-26-2011, 08:36 AM

I figured there would be more to cum from this story.

Didn't expect that cum to be in a thermos though

Dirty D · 01-26-2011, 09:01 AM

Looks like you got ShoeHorned

tranza · 01-26-2011, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

They have no chance with organic. Art of Blowjob has an adword campaign running that targets my domain name. If you type in this: "my domain name ", or "mydomainname" or "mydomainname.com", The Art of Blowjob appears first with a lttle "Ad" tag beside it.

Notify Google about this and they'll take his ads down. It's pretty easy.

PornGreen · 01-26-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by garce

You're going to love what my Google site links will say right under your paid listing. I'm not going to outbid you - that's idiotic. What I'm going to do is make sure that that two inch block of site links under your adword campaign prominently displays the fact you're a backstabbing pussy. If you'll steal from me - you'll steal from the surfers. I'm going to let them know.

lol that would have no impact. if you think surfers give a shit about that, you are delusional.

Rochard · 01-26-2011, 03:07 PM

Fun drama thread!!!!

BlueWave · 01-26-2011, 07:42 PM

Are these the new "Cum-N-Go" Fleshlight products I've heard rumors about???

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

LOL. Anyone actually googled "cum thermos".

garce · 01-30-2011, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dolorem

Grace,

What is your domain name, the one you are referring to? As I do not have an AdWords account, I'm pretty sure this was put up by an affiliate of The Art of Blowjob and in order to correct the situation, I would have to know who he is (his affiliate code would obviously be in the url).

I will then be able to send the person an email addressing the situation (asking him to remove the AdWords).

If within 24 hours I see no result, I will terminate his affiliate account.

In the event that this is not an affiliate, I'll do my best to find who/what this is about and let you know so you can proceed with your complaint with Google.

I can keep you posted on the situation as it develops if you want.

My name isn't grace. Your rogue affiliate can keep the campaign going. There's a nice block of text below his ad.

garce · 01-30-2011, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Notify Google about this and they'll take his ads down. It's pretty easy.

I did today, but I wanted to wait until my site links had a nice message about Art of Blowjob before I asked to have the links taken down.

Unfortunately, there's nothing my Google dude can do, and he can't tell me anything.

I'm kind of liking how the links rae looking now, so no big deal.

garce · 01-30-2011, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Looks like you got ShoeHorned

For a second there, I thought you posted an intelligent reply. The thread opened and I thought I saw Dirty D say something intelligent as the posts flashed by. I kept looking - over and over again I looked, as I was SURE you posted something relevant. Alas, I was mistaken. I finally realized who I was dealing with and gave up.

How's NATS working for you? Any chance on getting that password rest thingy working?

garce · 01-30-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PornGreen

lol that would have no impact. if you think surfers give a shit about that, you are delusional.

Surfers? Surfers actively search for my site. Yes, seeing a big block of links all referencing my site just below his pathetic little ad will influence them - as will the other "About 2,220,000 results" that domain generates.

Some people are born idiots. You are one of them - as is the fool who bought adwords to compete against a twelve year old, well-trusted domain.

Mutt · 01-30-2011, 02:28 AM

not sure I get this - because it doesn't sound shady to me.

if there's a great blowjob MILF site - let's say GertrudeSucksCock.com - and I have a new MILF blowjob site SarahSucksDick.com. I see nothing wrong with buying Google ads for searches on Gertrude's site. Surfers who like Gertrude will be interested in my site.

It's like the NBA buying an ad on the SuperBowl broadcast. Is that wrong?

mynameisjim · 01-30-2011, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

not sure I get this - because it doesn't sound shady to me.

if there's a great blowjob MILF site - let's say GertrudeSucksCock.com - and I have a new MILF blowjob site SarahSucksDick.com. I see nothing wrong with buying Google ads for searches on Gertrude's site. Surfers who like Gertrude will be interested in my site.

It's like the NBA buying an ad on the SuperBowl broadcast. Is that wrong?

You can bid on keywords, but you can't use the actual trademark name in the corresponding ad.

The only reason Google allows competitors to bid on keywords is because it artificially drives up the bid price since the owner of that name now needs to bid against every one else in the same industry. Basically, Google extorts you out of more money so they don't show a competitors name above yours.

01-25-2011, 03:57 PM	#1
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Art of Blowjob - Get In Here Now You Ass Sucking Feltcher Fuck you, you two cent pathetic dipshit. If you buy adwords using my domain name anymore I'm going to let every person who surfs for blowjobs and facials knows what kind of backstabbing, untrustworthy thief you you are. I ragged on Mr. Peabody about Fellucia Blow and his site problems because I'm an asshole. I never realized how big a piece of shit he had to deal with. Now I'm going to be an asshole to you, you fucked faced cum thermos failure. You're going to love what my Google site links will say right under your paid listing. I'm not going to outbid you - that's idiotic. What I'm going to do is make sure that that two inch block of site links under your adword campaign prominently displays the fact you're a backstabbing pussy. If you'll steal from me - you'll steal from the surfers. I'm going to let them know. Remove all adword campaigns that target domain names that you don't own.

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