Recommendations Sought For Reliable Offshore Hosting! - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 05:04 PM

My requirements are simple; "offshore" means OUT of the USA, its possession and territories.

(1) Reliability. I don't want to pay and then find them gone two weeks later.

(2) Preferably anonymous.

(3) Windows or Linux based, with cpanel or cpanel pro.

(3) Ability to integrate with USA or offshore based merchant account.

(4) Host which is unresponsive to complaints from whining surfers.

(5) Ability to handle lots of traffic and be reasonably resistant to DDoS attacks.

I don't need this for anything illegal; no spam, no warez but it would host "mature content" and it will be found offensive by any number of people which is quite different than adult.

What you got?

Sally.

Agent 488 · 08-04-2010, 05:06 PM

lunarpages would be perfect.

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

lunarpages would be perfect.

Perhaps you misunderstood me! I mean OFFSHORE, that is OUTSIDE of the USA, not a company which includes in its AUP the following statement:

"18 CHOICE OF LAW

This Agreement shall be interpreted under the laws of the State of CALIFORNIA without regard to any conflict of laws or provisions. Any action between the parties to this agreement for the breach of this agreement or any action or claim in any way relating thereto shall be enforced in the Superior Court of the State of CALIFORNIA, County of Los Angeles. The parties to this agreement hereby consent to jurisdiction in that court and agree to accept service by mail and hereby waive any defense of any kind related to jurisdiction or venue."

or a company with an address like this:

Add2Net, Inc
Lunarpages Division
1360 N Hancock Street
Anaheim, CALIFORNIA 92807
USA

Especially a company located in The People's Republic of California!

Thanks but I don't think that Lunarpages meets my requirements.

Sakky.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-04-2010, 07:00 PM

Go with dreamhost.

By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway?

Fuck you

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

Go with dreamhost.

By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway?

Fuck you

Hmmmmm......last I checked which was only moments ago, Dreamhost was located here:

DreamHost
PMB #257
417 Associated Rd.
Brea, CALIFORNIA, 92821
USA.

AND......last I checked, again only moment ago, CALIFORNIA is located in the USA, NOT OFFSHORE, OUTSIDE of the USA.

Allow me to be more specific:

"off·shore (ôfshôr, -shr, f-)
adj.
1. Moving or directed away from the shore: an offshore wind.
2.
a. Located at a distance from the shore: an offshore mooring; offshore oil-drilling platforms.
b. Located or based in a foreign country and not subject to tax laws: offshore bank accounts; offshore investments."

Offshore.

Not in the USA.

I'm looking for a hosting company with an address like this:

Anything You Want Hosting
1234 No Extraditon Way
Wedon'tgiveafuck, Wedon'tcare Land.
XXXXX

So fuck you too!

;)

Sally.

Caligari · 08-04-2010, 07:44 PM

heres a thread on dutch hosts, of which a few sound familiar-
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=760806

SomeCreep · 08-04-2010, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

My requirements are simple; "offshore" means OUT of the USA, its possession and territories.

(1) Reliability. I don't want to pay and then find them gone two weeks later.

(2) Preferably anonymous.

(3) Windows or Linux based, with cpanel or cpanel pro.

(3) Ability to integrate with USA or offshore based merchant account.

(4) Host which is unresponsive to complaints from whining surfers.

(5) Ability to handle lots of traffic and be reasonably resistant to DDoS attacks.

I don't need this for anything illegal; no spam, no warez but it would host "mature content" and it will be found offensive by any number of people which is quite different than adult.

What you got?

Sally.

Hit up the folks at http://www.webair.com

They'll take care of you.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-04-2010, 07:52 PM

Go with dreamhost.

By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway?

Fuck you

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Hit up the folks at http://www.webair.com

They'll take care of you.

Hey, that looks like it might work!

Thanks!

Sally,

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

heres a thread on dutch hosts, of which a few sound familiar-
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=760806

Thanks! I'll check it out!

Sally.

SallyRand · 08-04-2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

Go with dreamhost.

By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway?

Fuck you

Area, it looks like you maybe got Tourette's, a bad case of OCD and possibly even Tardive Diskenesia as you keep tapping that keyboard with the same thing, perhaps indicating involuntary muscle motions of that disorder.

Sally.

Agent 488 · 08-04-2010, 09:06 PM

what was your talk show? i love talk radio when i'm working. no joke.

WebairMetz · 08-05-2010, 07:29 AM

Hey Sallyrand,

We would be happy to help you out at Webair. Feel free to contact me. My information is in my signature.

Warm Regards,

SallyRand · 08-05-2010, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebairMetz

Hey Sallyrand,

We would be happy to help you out at Webair. Feel free to contact me. My information is in my signature.

Warm Regards,

Added you to ICQ.

Sally.

TheScratch · 08-05-2010, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebairMetz

Hey Sallyrand,

We would be happy to help you out at Webair. Feel free to contact me. My information is in my signature.

Warm Regards,

I'm also looking for offhsore hosting. But Webair looks like it's in the USA? At least it's home page is.

SallyRand · 08-07-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheScratch

I'm also looking for offhsore hosting. But Webair looks like it's in the USA? At least it's home page is.

Webaiar has hosting in The Netherlands which would be ideal for my plan. I will be speaking with them soon and will let you know how this works out but I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Louie!

LOL!

Sally.

papill0n · 08-07-2010, 09:53 PM

so what sort of sick and twisted shit are you hosting anyways?

sally.

mlove · 08-07-2010, 10:35 PM

Try prq.se:

http://prq.se/?p=dedicated&intl=1

Licensing for cPanel can be picked up here: http://www.cpanel.net/products/cpanelwhm/pricing.html

$425/12 = $35/month, which is cheaper than what some hosts will charge for cpanel licensing.

SallyRand · 08-07-2010, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

so what sort of sick and twisted shit are you hosting anyways?

sally.

Oh, my! That one made me nearly spill my adult befveragae all over my keyboard!

Oops! Aadult BEVERAGE influenced typos! LOL!

Nothing sick and twisted, as such but I would rather avoid certan restrictions imposed by the basic fundamentalism of USA civil law. If the project works out, GFY will be THE PLACE on which I announce it FIRST and you will get a large kick out of it! And yes, AFfiliate Managers, I will be showing your links! DAmn typos again! YOu gotta remember, I am a bit of a sick and twisted bitch by most people's standards. I live my GF AND my BF and the cats and dogs and the livestock! I can drive a tractor better than most guys and don't even call me out for a drag race, 'cause I'm ready! I though about gettin' out the Corvette and burnin' rubber around the county court house a few times but more leve-headed minds talked me out of it. By the way, I do NOT like tattoos on women, so I will never have one and if my GF ever got one, she would be looking for a new place to live but she dislikes them also.

You gots to remember that I am a gun-totin' bi-sexual female BITCH who lives with her BF AND her GF; a political conservative/libertarian who affiliates with porn sites. Doesn't sit too well with contemporary puritanical values and the USA is pathetically puritanical. This is why we live out in the country but we have very, very good realtions with the locals who do find us a bit odd but shit!; look at some of them! We makae quite a hit at the local bar and everyone gets along just hunky-dory! some of the guys ask funny qyestions because they have never seen something like our relationship in "real life". They are embarrassed but I try to help them relax and let them know that questions, up to a point, are just fine with me. WE have nothing to hide.

Wish me luck and send aspirin because tomorrow I'm going to need it, I can tell!

SAlly.

papill0n · 08-07-2010, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Oh, my! That one made me nearly spill my adult befveragae all over my keyboard!

Oops! Aadult BEVERAGE influenced typos! LOL!

Nothing sick and twisted, as such but I would rather avoid certan restrictions imposed by the basic fundamentalism of USA civil law. If the project works out, GFY will be THE PLACE on which I announce it FIRST and you will get a large kick out of it! And yes, AFfiliate Managers, I will be showing your links! DAmn typos again! YOu gotta remember, I am a bit of a sick and twisted bitch by most people's standards. I live my GF AND my BF and the cats and dogs and the livestock! I can drive a tractor better than most guys and don't even call me out for a drag race, 'cause I'm ready! I though about gettin' out the Corvette and burnin' rubber around the county court house a few times but more leve-headed minds talked me out of it. By the way, I do NOT like tattoos on women, so I will never have one and if my GF ever got one, she would be looking for a new place to live but she dislikes them also.

You gots to remember that I am a gun-totin' bi-sexual female BITCH who lives with her BF AND her GF; a political conservative/libertarian who affiliates with porn sites. Doesn't sit too well with contemporary puritanical values and the USA is pathetically puritanical. This is why we live out in the country but we have very, very good realtions with the locals who do find us a bit odd but shit!; look at some of them! We makae quite a hit at the local bar and everyone gets along just hunky-dory! some of the guys ask funny qyestions because they have never seen something like our relationship in "real life". They are embarrassed but I try to help them relax and let them know that questions, up to a point, are just fine with me. WE have nothing to hide.

Wish me luck and send aspirin because tomorrow I'm going to need it, I can tell!

SAlly.

something about barnyard animals is that right sally???

mgtarheels · 08-07-2010, 11:32 PM

2x4.ru is amazing bullet proof hosting. Contact them about pricing as their pages are a bit confusing.

mafia_man · 08-07-2010, 11:59 PM

Servage are good (and cheap) in Germany.

TheScratch · 08-08-2010, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels

2x4.ru is amazing bullet proof hosting. Contact them about pricing as their pages are a bit confusing.

How do you pay them? I would absolutely never give my credit card to a Russian company, ever. In Russia, credit card fraud is as common as vodka and just as accepted.

SallyRand · 08-08-2010, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

something about barnyard animals is that right sally???

Naw, that whole beastiality thing is just too weird and I'm told it pisses off the animals.

LOL!

Sally.

kektex · 08-08-2010, 12:56 PM

Just lookup any of the torrent and tube sites. They are almost always hosted in the Netherlands.
The guys that host The Pirate Bay have a nuclear bunker as their HQ hehe

SallyRand · 08-09-2010, 11:35 AM

One of my partners spoke to Webair and Webair be da MAN!

Or da WOMAN as the case may be!

Sally.

mafia_man · 08-09-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex

Just lookup any of the torrent and tube sites. They are almost always hosted in the Netherlands.
The guys that host The Pirate Bay have a nuclear bunker as their HQ hehe

Leaseweb were notorious for allowing torrent sites. Most have moved to host backed by nforce.nl but PTNA/Emp appear to have moved to startstream.com a host owned by the owner of PTNA/Emp an Israeli citizen.

Oded Daniel
8 Simtat Hagderot
Savyon, XXXX 1221
Israel

EZRhino · 08-09-2010, 04:28 PM

Talk to Vincent at ISPrime.
Great offshore solution.
Richard

DirtyJs · 08-09-2010, 08:44 PM

Hit this guy up...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

My requirements are simple; "offshore" means OUT of the USA, its possession and territories.

(1) Reliability. I don't want to pay and then find them gone two weeks later.

(2) Preferably anonymous.

(3) Windows or Linux based, with cpanel or cpanel pro.

(3) Ability to integrate with USA or offshore based merchant account.

(4) Host which is unresponsive to complaints from whining surfers.

(5) Ability to handle lots of traffic and be reasonably resistant to DDoS attacks.

I don't need this for anything illegal; no spam, no warez but it would host "mature content" and it will be found offensive by any number of people which is quite different than adult.

What you got?

Sally.

xxweekxx · 08-10-2010, 02:56 AM

webair is still in the usa.. if shit goes down they will give u up..

Naechy · 08-10-2010, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyJs

Hit this guy up...

He has everything you need

SallyRand · 12-07-2010, 06:28 PM

Reads like a title for a novel about a threesome, doesn't it?

Might be!

Who knows?

I asked a while back about offshore hosting for my latest bit of internet novelty and Mike at Webair hit me up on the matter and was happy and able to provide me with a very affordable solution which met my requirements and we are now good to go, ready to proceed with all the grunt work that goes along with building a successful website.

I hope that I end up paying Webair a lot more than I am paying now when with help from Webair and future affiliates, my new site BREAKS THE FUCKING BANK!

Thanks to Mike and all the people at WEBAIR!

nico-t · 12-08-2010, 01:47 AM

congrats on hosting with webair

cjhmdm · 12-08-2010, 01:51 AM

I can tell you who not to go with... Zentek International or Shinjiru.
Zentek seems to be run out of some dudes basement, and Shinjiru has the worst speeds I've ever encountered in a host...

mafia_man · 12-08-2010, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjhmdm

I can tell you who not to go with... Zentek International or Shinjiru.
Zentek seems to be run out of some dudes basement, and Shinjiru has the worst speeds I've ever encountered in a host...

They're in Malaysia, what do you expect?

directfiesta · 12-08-2010, 04:47 PM

Sally, why do you hate AmeriKa ???

... but happy to see you kept a USA tie/link by using Webair ...

SallyRand · 12-08-2010, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

Sally, why do you hate AmeriKa ???

... but happy to see you kept a USA tie/link by using Webair ...

The fuck are you talking about? Never wrote that I "hate "AmeriKa"" as you so blythly and misleadingly put it.

At least I can spell it properly.

I have certain leagl reasons for seeking offshore hosting, none of which have to do with your pathetic Red Herring and even more pathetic attempt at making a political statement.

You should also remember that the only reason Canada exists as a nation is because the USA borders it to the South.

Billy Ocean · 02-02-2011, 09:35 AM

I am looking for the best location for off shore incorporation.
Did you get any leads on off shore hosting?
I may be able to help you there.
Billy Ocean

SallyRand · 02-02-2011, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Ocean

I am looking for the best location for off shore incorporation.
Did you get any leads on off shore hosting?
I may be able to help you there.
Billy Ocean

Found my hosting, thanks!

Seems to me that GFY user "JFK" does some things with offshore incorporation.

08-04-2010, 05:04 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Recommendations Sought For Reliable Offshore Hosting! My requirements are simple; "offshore" means OUT of the USA, its possession and territories. (1) Reliability. I don't want to pay and then find them gone two weeks later. (2) Preferably anonymous. (3) Windows or Linux based, with cpanel or cpanel pro. (3) Ability to integrate with USA or offshore based merchant account. (4) Host which is unresponsive to complaints from whining surfers. (5) Ability to handle lots of traffic and be reasonably resistant to DDoS attacks. I don't need this for anything illegal; no spam, no warez but it would host "mature content" and it will be found offensive by any number of people which is quite different than adult. What you got? Sally.

08-04-2010, 07:44 PM	#6
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	heres a thread on dutch hosts, of which a few sound familiar- http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=760806 __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free

08-05-2010, 07:29 AM	#13
WebairMetz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 920	Hey Sallyrand, We would be happy to help you out at Webair. Feel free to contact me. My information is in my signature. Warm Regards, __________________ Webair Internet Development, Inc. Phone: 1 866 WEBAIR 1 Fax: 516.938.5100 x-152 [email protected] aim: WebairMetzger ICQ: 489798823

08-07-2010, 10:35 PM	#18
mlove the guy Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 764	Try prq.se: http://prq.se/?p=dedicated&intl=1 Licensing for cPanel can be picked up here: http://www.cpanel.net/products/cpanelwhm/pricing.html $425/12 = $35/month, which is cheaper than what some hosts will charge for cpanel licensing. __________________ If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

08-07-2010, 11:59 PM	#22
mafia_man Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq#: 639544261 Posts: 1,965	Servage are good (and cheap) in Germany. __________________ I'm out.

08-04-2010, 05:06 PM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	lunarpages would be perfect.

08-04-2010, 07:00 PM	#4
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	Go with dreamhost. By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway? Fuck you

08-04-2010, 07:52 PM	#8
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	Go with dreamhost. By the way, why was your talk show canceled anyway? Fuck you

08-04-2010, 09:06 PM	#12
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	what was your talk show? i love talk radio when i'm working. no joke.

08-07-2010, 09:53 PM	#17
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	so what sort of sick and twisted shit are you hosting anyways? sally.

08-07-2010, 11:32 PM	#21
mgtarheels Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 1,317	2x4.ru is amazing bullet proof hosting. Contact them about pricing as their pages are a bit confusing.

08-08-2010, 12:56 PM	#25
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	Just lookup any of the torrent and tube sites. They are almost always hosted in the Netherlands. The guys that host The Pirate Bay have a nuclear bunker as their HQ hehe

08-09-2010, 11:35 AM	#26
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	One of my partners spoke to Webair and Webair be da MAN! Or da WOMAN as the case may be! Sally.

08-09-2010, 04:28 PM	#28
EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Talk to Vincent at ISPrime. Great offshore solution. Richard

08-10-2010, 02:56 AM	#30
xxweekxx Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,780	webair is still in the usa.. if shit goes down they will give u up.. __________________ _________________ I am the best Last edited by xxweekxx; 08-10-2010 at 02:59 AM..

12-07-2010, 06:28 PM	#32
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Webair, Mike And Sally Rand Reads like a title for a novel about a threesome, doesn't it? Might be! Who knows? I asked a while back about offshore hosting for my latest bit of internet novelty and Mike at Webair hit me up on the matter and was happy and able to provide me with a very affordable solution which met my requirements and we are now good to go, ready to proceed with all the grunt work that goes along with building a successful website. I hope that I end up paying Webair a lot more than I am paying now when with help from Webair and future affiliates, my new site BREAKS THE FUCKING BANK! Thanks to Mike and all the people at WEBAIR!

12-08-2010, 01:47 AM	#33
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	congrats on hosting with webair

12-08-2010, 01:51 AM	#34
cjhmdm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 472	I can tell you who not to go with... Zentek International or Shinjiru. Zentek seems to be run out of some dudes basement, and Shinjiru has the worst speeds I've ever encountered in a host...

12-08-2010, 04:47 PM	#36
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,585	Sally, why do you hate AmeriKa ??? ... but happy to see you kept a USA tie/link by using Webair ... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... Last edited by directfiesta; 12-08-2010 at 04:50 PM..

02-02-2011, 09:35 AM	#38
Billy Ocean Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: South Florida Posts: 1	I am looking for the best location for off shore incorporation. Did you get any leads on off shore hosting? I may be able to help you there. Billy Ocean