...Speaking of Writing Books... they'll write NUMEROUS book on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 04:54 AM

This episode was so legendary, it was amazing.
The show just keeps getting better and better.
I am aware these claims will bring many Jersey Shore haters to the table. I would just like to say that in my experience, most of the loudest, anti-jersey shore voices out there are from individuals who have never really watched jersey shore...
just my TWO FUCKING CENTS BIOTCHES!

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 05:24 AM

You should get yourself a laser pointer, it sounds like it would keep you entertained for endless hours.

CaptainHowdy · 02-11-2011, 06:09 AM

02-11-2011, 06:16 AM

i wanted to hate the jersey shore lot after seeing them advertised, with stupid spikey hair, turns out im more addicted to that than i am anything else!

CaptainHowdy · 02-11-2011, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

i wanted to hate the jersey shore lot after seeing them advertised, with stupid spikey hair, turns out im more addicted to that than i am anything else!

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by altwebdesign

i wanted to hate the jersey shore lot after seeing them advertised, with stupid spikey hair, turns out im more addicted to that than i am anything else!

exactly!

SmokeyTheBear · 02-11-2011, 07:37 AM

jersey shore has the almost perfect recipe for "reality" tv success.

Why are these reality tv shows appealing ? Because they make you identify in some small way with the characters. It isn't the "good" people that make us watch , its the douchebag idiots, so jersey shore made the perfect show, make them all douchebags you hate , throw in some t&a and blam success.

Think of all the reality tv shows you have watched, the one thing they all have in common is some idiot you just hate , the reason you watch is hopefully to see that idiot get owned

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

jersey shore has the almost perfect recipe for "reality" tv success.

Why are these reality tv shows appealing ? Because they make you identify in some small way with the characters. It isn't the "good" people that make us watch , its the douchebag idiots, so jersey shore made the perfect show, make them all douchebags you hate , throw in some t&a and blam success.

Think of all the reality tv shows you have watched, the one thing they all have in common is some idiot you just hate , the reason you watch is hopefully to see that idiot get owned

That must be why I don't watch reality tv - nothing about them that I can relate to or any part of my life. The douche bag idiots is probably the #1 reason I can't watch them - I would never allow someone like that to hang around me in real life, I wouldn't give them the time of day in the first place...

I saw them in the airport, douche bags cutting through everyone... I damn sure didn't step aside, not even an inch.. and when they got next to me I yelled out, you asshole douche bags are ruining this Country - and they kept on walking...

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

It isn't the "good" people that make us watch , its the douchebag idiots, so jersey shore made the perfect show, make them all douchebags you hate , throw in some t&a and blam success.

I agreed with most of what you wrote other than this part. Dude, What are you TALKING about?!? People don't hate ALL of them! They're not ALL DBags!
The DBags are Angelina, sometimes Ronnie and sometimes Sammie. That's IT!
People LOVE Pauly D, Vinny, Snooki, J-Wow, and my personal favorite, The Situation. I am also really into the new girl this season and want to bone her bad. much much better body than snookie, but did you see J-Wow's fucking body tonight before she went into the smush-room with Roger? Holy COW SHIT FUCK! Did she do playboy yet? Is that a real possible deal?
Anyway, back to Mike The Situation Sorrentino. Just such a solid guy! To see his character arc from season 1 (when he was claiming to be "built like Rambo" and "The King Of The Shorehouse" and other absurd claims) right up until tonight's episode when he smoothly, and with class, avoided the potential fist-fight with Ronnie. Sitches all grownz up I tellz ya!

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I saw them in the airport, douche bags cutting through everyone... I damn sure didn't step aside, not even an inch.. and when they got next to me I yelled out, you asshole douche bags are ruining this Country - and they kept on walking...

You seem like you could possess the qualities of a psycho. Or perhaps hopefully just a tea-party idiot.

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 07:59 AM

In fact have you ever even watched one single full episode in one sitting with sound and no interruptions. Have you "taken it as a whole" like an obscenity prosecution?
For some reason I doubt it

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

You seem like you could possess the qualities of a psycho. Or perhaps hopefully just a tea-party idiot.

Coming from a guy that watches mind numbing tv that's filled with douche bags.. I'll take that as a compliment.

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

In fact have you ever even watched one single full episode in one sitting with sound and no interruptions. Have you "taken it as a whole" like an obscenity prosecution?
For some reason I doubt it

I've watched a full episode a few times... other people do watch it and we do visit them, we damn sure don't watch it in this house though.

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 08:02 AM

Alright, maybe you're not a psycho, but man, why do you have to take such a strong stance on it! What specifically about it bothers you so much. Can you summarize in one sentence? I can understand you don't want your kids to see it, but why do YOU hate it?

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Alright, maybe you're not a psycho, but man, why do you have to take such a strong stance on it! What specifically about it bothers you so much. Can you summarize in one sentence? I can understand you don't want your kids to see it, but why do YOU hate it?

Because they influence society with their stupidity... girls and guys think it's okay to act that way, when it's not okay to be a complete shit stain.

HardlinkSells · 02-11-2011, 08:05 AM

Fuck that show.

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Because they influence society with their stupidity... girls and guys think it's okay to act that way

Fuck Dude what the "HECK" do you think we're doing to society with all of our PORNO???

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

it's not okay to be a complete shit stain.

I Totally Agree, that's why the repercussions on the show for shitstains like Angelina teach society how to deal with shit-stains like Angelina and sometimes ronnie and sometimes sammy

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 08:11 AM

Just like "Teen Mom" can allegedly be a cautionary show. I haven't watched it so I can't confirm or deny

dyna mo · 02-11-2011, 08:12 AM

the show needs work. last night's episode was weak, the ronnie and sam drama needs to be moved off-camera and has run out of steam, it actually ran out of steam several episodes ago.

the big problem is that the cast members have become self-aware and it shows.

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Fuck Dude what the "HECK" do you think we're doing to society with all of our PORNO???

What we supply is completely natural... it's society that has made sex taboo.

And knowing millions of people look at porn and don't go around acting like complete idiots because of porn, it's safe to assume it's not anywhere near the same thing.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-11-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Dude, What are you TALKING about?!? People don't hate ALL of them! They're not ALL DBags!

"everyone is a dbag to someone" ... confucius 501 BC

Think of it this way , everything you hate about dbags is the exact opposite to everyone who is a dbag

_Richard_ · 02-11-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

"everyone is a dbag to someone" ... confucius 501 BC

Think of it this way , everything you hate about dbags is the exact opposite to everyone who is a dbag

i don't even get why there is hate for dbags.. sing on i say

funny as hell

SmokeyTheBear · 02-11-2011, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

i don't even get why there is hate for dbags.. sing on i say

funny as hell

it is a generalization of course. You hate when someone cuts you off, doesn't mean you hate them.

dbag is that guy that zooms up the bike lane and cuts into traffic because some lame sucker lets him in.. I might not like the guy in real life , but 99% of the time i wouldn't "hate" him.

Phoenix · 02-11-2011, 10:28 AM

ive never seen one...it doesnt seem to be on the space channel or discovery...when it hits the history channel ill check it out

Roald · 02-11-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

What we supply is completely natural... it's society that has made sex taboo.

And knowing millions of people look at porn and don't go around acting like complete idiots because of porn, it's safe to assume it's not anywhere near the same thing.

For sure, that bitch I saw today in a fhg choking on a 10 inch cock sure looked natural lol

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

For sure, that bitch I saw today in a fhg choking on a 10 inch cock sure looked natural lol

Hehehe, it's not natural if you have a tiny cock

For me, it's completely natural...

Roald · 02-11-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Hehehe, it's not natural if you have a tiny cock

For me, it's completely natural...

Don't tell me you are black too?

TheDoc · 02-11-2011, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Don't tell me you are black too?

I'm one of the few lucky white guys that penis enlargement pills worked on.

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I'm one of the few lucky white guys that penis enlargement pills worked on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, which brand man, which brand???

CDSmith · 02-11-2011, 01:01 PM

Prediction:

No books will be written about this.

ReggieDurango · 02-11-2011, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Prediction:

No books will be written about this.

Wrong man, this thread itself will soon be long enough for at least a novella!

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	jersey shore has the almost perfect recipe for "reality" tv success. Why are these reality tv shows appealing ? Because they make you identify in some small way with the characters. It isn't the "good" people that make us watch , its the douchebag idiots, so jersey shore made the perfect show, make them all douchebags you hate , throw in some t&a and blam success. Think of all the reality tv shows you have watched, the one thing they all have in common is some idiot you just hate , the reason you watch is hopefully to see that idiot get owned __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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ReggieDurango Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,761	...Speaking of Writing Books... they'll write NUMEROUS book on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore!!! This episode was so legendary, it was amazing. The show just keeps getting better and better. I am aware these claims will bring many Jersey Shore haters to the table. I would just like to say that in my experience, most of the loudest, anti-jersey shore voices out there are from individuals who have never really watched jersey shore... just my TWO FUCKING CENTS BIOTCHES! Last edited by ReggieDurango; 02-11-2011 at 04:54 AM.. Reason: typo

02-11-2011, 06:16 AM	#4
Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	i wanted to hate the jersey shore lot after seeing them advertised, with stupid spikey hair, turns out im more addicted to that than i am anything else!

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ReggieDurango Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,761	In fact have you ever even watched one single full episode in one sitting with sound and no interruptions. Have you "taken it as a whole" like an obscenity prosecution? For some reason I doubt it

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ReggieDurango Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,761	Alright, maybe you're not a psycho, but man, why do you have to take such a strong stance on it! What specifically about it bothers you so much. Can you summarize in one sentence? I can understand you don't want your kids to see it, but why do YOU hate it?

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HardlinkSells Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 991	Fuck that show.

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ReggieDurango Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,761	Just like "Teen Mom" can allegedly be a cautionary show. I haven't watched it so I can't confirm or deny

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,906	the show needs work. last night's episode was weak, the ronnie and sam drama needs to be moved off-camera and has run out of steam, it actually ran out of steam several episodes ago. the big problem is that the cast members have become self-aware and it shows.