Dad names newborn daughter "Facebook" - GoFuckYourself.com

TCLGirls · 02-21-2011, 10:14 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/meast/...hild.facebook/

TeenCat · 02-21-2011, 10:17 AM

facebook on facebook lol ill

thank you dad

Puremeds-J · 02-21-2011, 10:18 AM

poor kid

Scott McD · 02-21-2011, 10:20 AM

"Hi, are you on Facebook?"

Yes, Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name on it?"

"Facebook"

"Yes, i want to add you"

"Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name?"

"Facebook"

"No, what's your name and i'll add you to Facebook"

"Facebook"

Oh forget it !!!

L-Pink · 02-21-2011, 10:42 AM

Facebook sucks

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CaptainHowdy · 02-21-2011, 10:44 AM

_Richard_ · 02-21-2011, 10:48 AM

in egypt.. makes a bit more sense

martinsc · 02-21-2011, 10:48 AM

C H R I S · 02-21-2011, 10:50 AM

Dad is retarded.

bronco67 · 02-21-2011, 10:51 AM

Egyptians....they're stupid just like us.

Harmon · 02-21-2011, 10:51 AM

Too bad when the kid even fucking realizes what it is that Facebook consists of, it will have gone the way of geocities

Moronic fucking parents. Trying to cash in n their own kid's expense.

L-Pink · 02-21-2011, 10:54 AM

Her older retarded brother was named Facepalm.

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Caligari · 02-21-2011, 10:56 AM

She'll probably end up marrying some poor dork named Twitter.

Agent 488 · 02-21-2011, 10:57 AM

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blackmonsters · 02-21-2011, 10:58 AM

Yeah, FaceFuck would have been better.

Gabriel · 02-21-2011, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Her older retarded brother was named Facepalm.

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Caligari · 02-21-2011, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yeah, FaceFuck would have been better.

the guys will be calling her that in high school

kristin · 02-21-2011, 11:50 AM

I hope she goes by her middle name.

Jman · 02-21-2011, 11:54 AM

LMAO this made me chuckle as I imagined baddog, he's probably named his gotkid? ;-)

Agent 488 · 02-21-2011, 11:55 AM

with all this media attention no one even cares about their first daughter "myspace" anymore. sad ...

beerptrol · 02-21-2011, 02:57 PM

I expect to see an 18 yr old named facebook doing porn in the future

thickcash_amo · 02-21-2011, 04:25 PM

FAIL at parenting

Klen · 02-21-2011, 04:33 PM

They didn't mentioned in article how it's only middle name of three names.

F-U-Jimmy · 02-21-2011, 04:36 PM

What's the fathers name, Dick Head ?

BestXXXPorn · 02-21-2011, 05:14 PM

Ironically, I wonder if Facebook is a reserved word for names on Facebook and this child can never have a Facebook page...

blackmonsters · 02-21-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

this child can never have a Facebook page...

OH! THE HORROR!

Yngwie · 02-21-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

I hope she goes by her middle name.

Why? her middle name is Myspace. lol ;)

Chosen · 02-21-2011, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

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u-Bob · 02-21-2011, 06:40 PM

Trademark infringement?

Chosen · 02-21-2011, 06:46 PM

Some people probably shouldn't have children...

SomeCreep · 02-21-2011, 06:54 PM

Lol, that's some fucked up retarded shit.

BVF · 02-21-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Facebook sucks

.

All of my new non-paid ass comes from facebook....In fact, just yesterday, I finished smashing off two new pieces of ass within 24 hours from there and I have even more on the waiting list.....I can't even remember the last time I met a woman in person that wasn't at least indirectly related to facebook, (ie, facebook advertised party).

I LOVE facebook and Mark Zuckerberg!..He's probably the only Jew I'll ever love.....I don't even have TIME to call and/or hang out with all of the women from there....It's a GOLDMINE!

chaze · 02-21-2011, 11:12 PM

Some psychiatrist is going to have a field day with this.

daniel_webcams · 02-22-2011, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

"Hi, are you on Facebook?"

Yes, Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name on it?"

"Facebook"

"Yes, i want to add you"

"Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name?"

"Facebook"

"No, what's your name and i'll add you to Facebook"

"Facebook"

Oh forget it !!!

mlove · 02-22-2011, 03:09 AM

John-ACWM · 02-22-2011, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

"Hi, are you on Facebook?"

Yes, Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name on it?"

"Facebook"

"Yes, i want to add you"

"Facebook"

"Yes, what is your name?"

"Facebook"

"No, what's your name and i'll add you to Facebook"

"Facebook"

Oh forget it !!!

Fletch XXX · 02-22-2011, 04:45 AM

its not an American makes sense

A man in Egypt has named his newborn daughter "Facebook" in honor of the role the social media network played in bringing about a revolution,

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