Remember how awesome masturbating as a teenager was? - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 02-21-2011, 10:20 AM

We weren't yet tainted by the extreme pornography of today. We enjoyed each precious piece of mainstream erotica much more than the extreme stuff we need today.

Catalogs were great. I bust many nuts to the lingerie section of catalogs.

Scott McD · 02-21-2011, 10:21 AM

I'm just glad we didn't have the Tubes we have now, when i was a teenager.

I'd never have left my bedroom...

CurrentlySober · 02-21-2011, 10:22 AM

I Remember how awesome masturbating A teenager was...

Bit old to do it these days without getting arrested lol

seeandsee · 02-21-2011, 10:30 AM

sometimes it was much better, VHS tapes were hot

Jack Sparrow · 02-21-2011, 10:31 AM

Wasnt that last year fir you ;)

woj · 02-21-2011, 10:32 AM

fun times indeed

TeenCat · 02-21-2011, 10:33 AM

ask justin bieber

J. Falcon · 02-21-2011, 10:41 AM

Masturbating is as fun as it ever was. It's an international pastime.

martinsc · 02-21-2011, 10:51 AM

oh yeah, i remember the catalogs....

geirlur · 02-21-2011, 12:41 PM

Try celibacy for some months and that feeling will return

borked · 02-21-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_

Catalogs were great. I bust many nuts to the lingerie section of catalogs.

you betcha - and that was when you could see hair n beef through the embroidered-style panties

back in 10....

borked · 02-21-2011, 12:47 PM

OK, it was quicker than I thought

F-U-Jimmy · 02-21-2011, 12:56 PM

I even remember my first wack off material, tame by todays standards.

tical · 02-21-2011, 01:06 PM

I had this deck of nude playing cards that I would religiously lay out and stroke to...

marketsmart · 02-21-2011, 01:08 PM

i lived next store to this retarded chick when i was a teenager..

me and all my friends used to go over to her house and tell her that jerking us off would give her magic powers...

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chaze · 02-21-2011, 01:18 PM

Never liked it, in fact I didn't even try until college. I remember thinking in High School why would people masturbate when their are so many hot girls.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-21-2011, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

I even remember my first wack off material, tame by todays standards.

I remember back when my stroke material consisted of the Sears catalog underwear section, and the occasional National Geographic topless shot.

When I discovered my dad's stash of Playboy and nudist magazines it was like getting called up to the big league of masturbation:

ADG

Scott McD · 02-21-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i lived next store to this retarded chick when i was a teenager..

me and all my friends used to go over to her house and tell her that jerking us off would give her magic powers...

Wtf !!!

{Psycho} · 02-21-2011, 03:37 PM

May be Justin Bieber can help u

John-ACWM · 02-22-2011, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I Remember how awesome masturbating A teenager was...

Bit old to do it these days without getting arrested lol

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