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Old 03-05-2011, 05:53 PM   #1
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What are your basic wants and needs? (In order to be "happy" or "content")

Wants:
Great wealth
Bently Automobiles
Huge Television sets
Nice sound systems
Love of a good woman
Waterfalls
Power to get rid of bad people with impunity
Ability to give to good people without any hardship

Needs: (Things you absolutely do not feel "okay" with not having. Things that bother you until you get them)

Clean Water (I have plenty)
Healthy Food (Again, plenty)
Coherent Doctors (Not in years)
Good Blowjobs (Only sometimes)
Challenging Poker games (Rarely)
Cadillac Car (First time in my life without one)
Television Set (I have one)
Home ownership (No)
Comfortable Temperatures (Check)
Alone time (Sometimes)
Reasonable level of safety (guns/sec systems/people.. yes)

So I'm almost "there". It doesn't take a-lot of money to fulfill my actual needs. We're talking about what you "need" in order to be okay with day to day life. Not essentials to survival.

So where is everyone else? Make a post like mine, in this thread and refer back to it and update it as you fill more of your needs/wants. Could be a good thread. It'll of course die before filling a page. Or it'll be overrun by subhuman idiots from the zoe thread I just can't thank them enough for reminding me to be thankful for my life.
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Old 03-05-2011, 06:13 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-2011, 06:15 PM   #3
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Old 03-05-2011, 06:32 PM   #4
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I'm tired so all i "want" just now is some sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:37 PM   #5
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“The Greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”

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Old 03-05-2011, 07:41 PM   #6
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If you've ever done time in hospital or prison, you'll realise money is well down the list at #3!

1/ Health
2/ Liberty
3/ Money

Get those 3 right, in order, and you can pick and choose the rest!
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Old 03-06-2011, 04:12 AM   #7
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1/ Health
2/ Liberty
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Don't need to have been locked up to agree.
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:09 AM   #8
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:39 AM   #9
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If you've ever done time in hospital or prison, you'll realise money is well down the list at #3!

1/ Health
2/ Liberty
3/ Money

Get those 3 right, in order, and you can pick and choose the rest!
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Old 03-06-2011, 06:28 PM   #10
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If you've ever done time in hospital or prison, you'll realise money is well down the list at #3!

1/ Health
2/ Liberty
3/ Money

Get those 3 right, in order, and you can pick and choose the rest!

I have been very very very sick, before... I've been jailed, but only for a month

I have to say that you're right

But if I had to choose sickness leading to death or being poor for the rest of my life, I'd definitely take the sickness.
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Old 03-06-2011, 06:43 PM   #11
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:17 PM   #12
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:27 PM   #13
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:56 PM   #14
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:08 PM   #15
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I'm pretty simplistic.

1. Someone to share my life with, and to love and be loved back by (this one's the most important for me).
2. Health
3. The freedom and capability to do what I want, when I want. I don't need to be filthy rich, but I don't ever want to worry about money. If I wake up one morning, and decide I want to vacation out of country for a week just for shits & giggles, I want to be able to do that.
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:29 PM   #17
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I'm pretty simplistic.

1. Someone to share my life with, and to love and be loved back by (this one's the most important for me).
2. Health
3. The freedom and capability to do what I want, when I want. I don't need to be filthy rich, but I don't ever want to worry about money. If I wake up one morning, and decide I want to vacation out of country for a week just for shits & giggles, I want to be able to do that.
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