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WHy didn't I fuck her?
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This one I've never got rid of in my fantasies and nightmares. Sorry for a tiny bit of wall of text, but I just want to explain. Will be short. I am married. Happily so. At this moment I am 44y old. In 2007 I did this Open Water Scuba Instructor thingy. Now, besides the joy of watching people beat "the fear of divingmasks" and seeing how many became serious divers; the major + (as in plus) was seeing hot women in bikinis, bathingsuits AND wetsuits. Promised to be short, will do so. I was 41. I was a divemaster. My scuba-instructor and I took a break in our "confined water" training and hit the sauna. This very day a 2nd Divemaster was present. She joined us in our male-sauna-department. Think Bree Olson. Think any Girl you know with marvelous big tits. I just couldn't get my eyes of her.... u know.... breast-department. (In bikini) Ok, still trying to be short; She was also going for Scuba Instructor. We did the course together. Me 41. She 20. She was only girl. All the other males teased me - "she's so ready! Fuck her" AND: 1) She #accidently" boobed me while I was validating a parking-ticket, with the words "we all need a bit of hanky-panky, don't we?" 2) She constantly stared at me with this mysterious smile during the course. 3) I did do two study-nights at her place (in her parents house (goodGrief) where she both nights went to the bathroom (I'll be right back) and left her birthcontrol clearly visible at her nighttable. 4) she called me several times a week to "chat", each "session" started with; "so... how's your marriage going?" Ok. Am I a good guy. Married and all that. But wTF (or, GFY)? She's the H O T T E S T thing I've ever met, she's the most willing thing that has EVER attached me with boobs, strokes... u name it. Well, If I'm going to Hell, this is not why. And this is the essence: I'm probably going to hell anyway, so what stopped me? What's your (what the fuck was I thinking, not fuckingher?), story? Sorry for being long. J ![]()
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you're in the closet faggot
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Yeah.... at least my wife's in here, so I can fuck her while hiding
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You said it yourself. You were/are married and are a good guy. Had you fucked her it would have went nowhere and she would have moved on when she realized she has little or nothing in common with a guy twice her age. Your wife would have likely divorced you, took half of your shit, cleaned out your bank account and you be left broke, pissed, single and living somewhere shitty while you paid her alimony.
Just jerk off to the thought of her be thankful you didn't do anything. |
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I'm not reading all that crap ...
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lol. The Grass is never greener.
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working on my tan
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This is why I'm never ever getting married. That being said I'm sure you were more attractive to her as a married guy than as a single motherfucker.
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![]() You didn't fuck her because you have a conscience and are well-suited for domesticated (married) life.
If you had fucked her, you probably would have confessed shortly afterwards anyway and would have fucked up your marriage. As they say, DO YOU. There is no need to ask why you didn't. You already know that you're not that kind of guy, so don't dwell on it. ![]()
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Never get married. I have a woman to clean my house, I work in porn so I get paid to fuck women when I want, and I eat out 3 meals a day at nice restaurants. So why get married unless I get a burning desire to give away half of my stuff.
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Please dont fuck animals
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Take a photo of her, then wank a few times then like everyone else say "I fucked her".
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aaah thanks, that story got me off in no-time...
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may be your wife was the reason?
divorces are EXPENSIVE :P |
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how did your wife act around that time? Could have been a trap....
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you are married so you passed it by
no biggie..it happens to me as well the worst was in university, i had a stellar hot gf, long distance fuck..i should have dumped her and banged everything with two tits |
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cool story bro
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If you had fucked that young thing and your wife found out (as she probably would have) your wife would have nailed you to the wall with a big spike in your cock.........financially and in every way she could. Trust me, women are uber vindictive and never ever forgive or forget.
If you want to fuck around get divorced and quit dreaming about what might have been. I am married and the same age as you so I do have empathy for your situation. |
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Should've asked your wife if she likes 3sums
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i've had girls come right out and say they want me inside of them and i turned them down, in the end it was for the better.
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If you were me you could have fucked her and told your wife all about it... then your wife would have gotten all hot and bothered and fucked you too. If the girl was up for it you could have had a threesome and you could have fucked them both at the same time...
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Oops sorry thought the thread title said "Why did I fuck her?!?" - would have been much more entertaining.
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Well if you've come here for moral justification, it's not going to happen. Most of us would agree here that you missed out on some life.
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Why let regrets bug you about your personal victory? You exercised self-control. That's a victory in of itself.
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You just got teased, that all. The tease is more interesting to her than the fuck. If she really wanted to fuck you, she would have grabbed your cock. In your forties, you have forgotten about the tease. You're lucky you didn't try to fuck her. It might have ended badly. You are moving pretty quickly to the invisible zone (45) to women. Best to just go with the memories of what might have been.
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No big thing if you considered it right back then. It's just you.
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open relationship or not i highly doubt your wife would be cool with you fucking random girls you just met while she sits at home alone.
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Be proud you stayed true to your marriage.
Me, I have tons of "Why didn't I fuck her" examples in my past, many of them while SINGLE. No excuse for me, so I'm the one who should be on here kicking myself if anyone should, and believe me I have. But the few times I did break up with the girl I had in order to fuck the girl I wanted, I invariably always ended up having regrets later on. Consider yourself better off. And wank it to her at every opportunity. :D
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You could have done it later or sooner
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Gay alert!
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You did the right thing. Nobody likes a cheater. No matter how hot and ready some chick is I wouldn't ever cheat on my wife.
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i guess she could be busy riding some black dick at the same time.
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major fail...
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As a matter of fact, my wife does like alot of different types of men... including black men. Just because you would have a problem with that, it seems, doesn't mean that everyone is as close minded and racist as anyone who would have an issue with that. I have been with all kinds of women in my life... including black women. As a matter of fact, she and I swapped with a black couple on Saturday night for awhile. We also had a threesome with a cute 26 year old russian girl to cap off our evening at the club... we then came home and had some great sex until 5am. I am feeling it today... not as young as I used to be. :P
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married guys always crave for extra pussy. /thread.
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