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Old 04-13-2011, 05:03 PM   #1
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Need someone to teach me how to shoot porn..Please!

I want to learn how to shoot PORN. Can anyone here show or teach me the proper way to shoot porn?

I am in a rut and I cant get out....
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:04 PM   #2
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well first, you get yourself a guy, a girl and a couch...
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:07 PM   #3
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:08 PM   #4
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well first grab a flight to Czech then scour all the bars until you find Paul Markham, he'll have you shooting porn like it was 1980 in no time
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:09 PM   #5
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:09 PM   #6
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well first grab a flight to Czech then scour all the bars until you find Paul Markham, he'll have you shooting porn like it was 1980 in no time
I like August 1983, that was when Motley Crue "Shout at the Devil" album was Released

I really need to learn how to operate a camera so I can get a million dollar contract from GIANT porn company.
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:09 PM   #7
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:18 PM   #8
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I like August 1983, that was when Motley Crue "Shout at the Devil" album was Released

I really need to learn how to operate a camera so I can get a million dollar contract from GIANT porn company.
might have to move to LA or Miami to shoot that much content and it will take about 3 years
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:04 PM   #9
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well first grab a flight to Czech then scour all the bars until you find Paul Markham, he'll have you shooting porn like it was 1980 in no time
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Old 04-13-2011, 10:30 PM   #10
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:29 PM   #11
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well first grab a flight to Czech then scour all the bars until you find Paul Markham, he'll have you shooting porn like it was 1980 in no time
Yes my style was worth $3,000 a solo girl set.
Your style is worth $300 a solo girl set to you. Did you then pay for the models and everything else?

What style do you wished you had shot?

SDA, you don't need anyone to teach you. Might be nice to work with a few other shooters and see how they do it.

I clearly can't teach you much, but if you give me a login to you site I will take a look and give some tips. Doubt if you need them, but I get to see great work.
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:30 PM   #12
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Yes my style was worth $3,000 a solo girl set.
Your style is worth $300 a solo girl set to you. Did you then pay for the models and everything else?

What style do you wished you had shot?

SDA, you don't need anyone to teach you. Might be nice to work with a few other shooters and see how they do it.

I clearly can't teach you much, but if you give me a login to you site I will take a look and give some tips. Doubt if you need them, but I get to see great work.
Thanks Paul.. I will do that
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:22 AM   #13
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Yes my style was worth $3,000 a solo girl set.
Your style is worth $300 a solo girl set to you. Did you then pay for the models and everything else?

What style do you wished you had shot?

SDA, you don't need anyone to teach you. Might be nice to work with a few other shooters and see how they do it.

I clearly can't teach you much, but if you give me a login to you site I will take a look and give some tips. Doubt if you need them, but I get to see great work.
you really have vey litle understanding of what is going on and yes eddie is a good shooter
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:25 AM   #14
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you wanna apply for the brazzers 1 million contract??
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:50 AM   #15
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Looking at the site now Eddie, like I said not much you need teaching.

Put some comments on paper and will email you.
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:58 AM   #16
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I want to learn how to shoot PORN. Can anyone here show or teach me the proper way to shoot porn?

I am in a rut and I cant get out....
If only someone was pretending to have a publisher for a pretend pdf about shooting porn...

Might really help you out.
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Old 04-14-2011, 05:03 AM   #17
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