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My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.
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Tape a note on the door saying to leave the phone, and go for a beer. Problem solved!
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what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...
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My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
Does she spit or swallow? ![]() ![]()
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edit because not funny
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ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
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What is going on here.
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this is OT for this (and any) forum.
how do we know you're not telling stories to bypass the rules of forum? not suggesting you are in the least though, ps 0428 554 336 |
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WTF is wrong with you
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Boo Hoo, buttercup.
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Auto correct error?
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I blame the parents for the way she was raised.
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1. open up the address book and look up the entry directly above and below dad
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not cool when 12 year olds are already sexually active. I'm all for more sex but somehow I suspect more kids @ 12 are not mature enough emotionally for that kind of stuff
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Almost goners..
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Some people really need to read the titletext continueing into the thread text.
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actually, thats sad
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how hard is it to read ??????????
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Well, you should have bought her a HTC...
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well it would be if it was completely true... I was just trying to make a point... duh
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lol you gotta find a way for her to keep the phone if she is going to warn you your ex is coming over
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lolol "heads up " loolol shut got it dehhhhhhhhhhhh
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Whats going on .........
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Mom's right, 12 year old should be out playing and living life... not be stuck on some phone and get a Text Addiction at that young age.
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Well what the fuck are you buying a 12 year old a phone for? Just because all her friends have one?
Did you get her a gun too?
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wew, seems you are on weed
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You all been trolled
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wtf is this?
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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So fucking bland
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LOL, i didnt get it until you mentioned that!
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Damn you need to read threads better brother
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