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So Fucking Banned
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![]() These fucking people make me sick. I look out the window and some car pulls over and this lady gets out and starts throwing up on my fucking lawn. While some dude is holding her hair back..... I'll let you guess what race it was. I guess the street wasn't good enough...
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Thats Sick
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Poison the lawn ...
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I need a beer
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I would release the hounds on them hooligans
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Likes Pie
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Why did you not go out there and force her to clean it up? That's what I'd do. That's what I do to people I catch letting the fucking dog poop on my lawn.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I had people pooing on my lawn once!
I woke up, and there was poo everywhere. Piles and piles of it! I went to ring the police, but suddenly remembered I had done it myself... My bad... |
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Time to move.
One day I was leaving YP Mexico at the crack of dawn, trying to beat the traffic across the border which just isn't possible. So it's like 4am, pitch black in Tijuana, I hit that traffic and I had to fucking pee like a race horse. So I just shut the car off - traffic wasn't going to move -and went to piss. So I'm in some parking lot with lots of vans and trucks and I look up while I'm peeing and I notice that I'm pissing on a fucking Mexican police truck. I was in the back parking lot of the police station. Wonderful.
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i remember once someone threw bag filled with shit to my lawn ........never know who did it., mofos.
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So Fucking Banananananas
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thats fucked up. id go out there with a shot gun and make them clean it up or have them pay.
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Affiliate
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are you my neighbor?
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While the lady was throwing up all over your lawn you were watching silently out the window, and 2 minutes later went to gfy to make this thread? If the same shit happens again tomorrow I won't be surprised. |
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Formerly known as DH! :)
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next time turn the sprinklers on
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she might have just got her credit card bill
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I would rather have someone puke in the grass than on the sidewalk or the edge of the street where everyone's gonna see it.
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Choice is an Illusion
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i live near dupont circle in dc and one night i heard a scratching outside my door , so i take a look thru the peephole and there was this lady in heels unscrewing my door light. So i open the door and ask her what the fuck she thinks she is doing. She explained she had pulled over to breast feed her baby and the light was shining in the babies eyes.. ( she had the bulb in her hand at that point ) , so i asked her why she didnt either ask me , or unscrew the bulb , why she was taking the bulb. She said "people shouldn't have lights that bright , they are irritating"
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im sure they purposely did it to you to make you angry
maybe *gasp* the woman was sick and had to puke...better on the grass than in the car just hose it down and youre done with it..it was an accident and im sure she feels embarrassed about throwing up on your lawn if you would have went out there and let them know that you saw them im sure they would be apologizing profusely MOST people are good people you guys need to stop watching these mcdonalds fight videos |
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making it rain
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A few months ago I puked in my front bushes pretty bad... It took me like 30 minutes with the hose to get all the chunks out the next day!
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GOO!
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I'm guilty. About a half mile strip of sidewalks and lawns in Chicago got it from me.
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I make pixels work
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![]() Edit - wow, never noticed its a shitty prop and not a real fuckin rifle... ![]()
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what does race have to do with idiots throwing up in your lawn?
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Well I hope you plan on repeating that performance June 11. Just not in my office please.
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Ok i cant guess the race what was it?
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Do you live on the corner of your block? I rented a house on the corner for one year... NEVER again. For some reason, the house on the corner is the trash dump, football field, playground, litter box, and cigarette smoking hide-away for the entire fucking neighborhood.
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Such Fun!
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get the hose out to "clean it up" and spray them down too
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