|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
05-21-2011, 03:29 AM
|
#1 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
|
I Need Details about The Rapture Field Trip
This sucks, when there was a field trip in school, they'd send you home with all the details and stuff required so your mom could get whatever you needed.
I can't find out any details about The Rapture. Like what are we supposed to wear in terms of clothing? Whatever we wear is that the clothes we will wear for eternity or will they have some white robe type garment so it doesn't matter what we wear today? What about personal hygiene, do we bring razors, deodorant, toothbrush and paste, tampons etc? If we're on medication are we supposed to bring them with or we are 100% healthy when we cross over to the next dimension? Would it be a good idea to put some cash in your pocket beforehand?
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
|
|
|
|
05-21-2011, 03:32 AM
|
#2 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
|
what about people with special dietary needs? what if we have allergies to peanuts? or we're jewish and need kosher food? where do we make those requests?
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
|
|
|
|
|
05-21-2011, 03:44 AM
|
#3 | |
|
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away!
Posts: 3,487
|
Quote:
Well, now, I was out there in the dark sitting on my roof very much like the Millerites did in 1844 after William Miller predicited the Rapture in that year. Of course, nothing happened although many people gave away their shit, sold their houses and farms and threw the money on the ground, all to end up Greaty Disappointed but out of all this grew the cult of Seventh Day Adventism. Figured it couldn't hurt to have a good view, just in case. Now old Bill Miller made a good living selling what he called Ascension Robes, just sort of white dresses; the kind you always the Jesus wearing in the paintings. Of course, few every actually wore clothing like that as it was pretty ungainly but Bill did so well selling his Jesus Line that he predicted the rapture several more times before his death and made a bundle in the Ascension Robe business for many years. I suspect that since this world is regarded as Hell On Earth by the fundiesI suspect that no razors, tampons or other toiletries will be required if one is raptured and during the Rapture no pussies will stink, etc, so I think it will be a pretty much "Come As You Are" event. Anyway, as of this time; 5:38 a.m., CDT, no flaming chariots, no angels blowing trumpets but the birds are waking up and beginning to sing. The dogs are moving around lazily wondering what in the fuck I'm doing up on the roof, so I may have lost their respect. Better get down now, make more coffee and get back to work until the next time! oh wait When the Christer comes back in that flaming chariot, will it be a hybrid or what? Not:  |
|
|
|
|
