man "accidently" falls on air hose , piercing rectum - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 05-26-2011, 10:59 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110525/..._human_balloon

A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.
He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" ? crackling on the outside but soft underneath.

dyna mo · 05-26-2011, 11:01 AM

it was a one in a million shot!

SmokeyTheBear · 05-26-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

it was a one in a million shot!

Elli · 05-26-2011, 11:18 AM

oh.my.god. Poor fellow. How do you tell that to your kids?

dyna mo · 05-26-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i don't get it.

Intrinsic · 05-26-2011, 11:29 AM

a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks

PornGreen · 05-26-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks

this sound like myth

twistyneck · 05-26-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PornGreen

this sound like myth

It's not a myth. Don't you remember the compressed-air-up-the-butt episode of Myth Busters?

JFK · 05-26-2011, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by twistyneck

It's not a myth. Don't you remember the compressed-air-up-the-butt episode of Myth Busters?

must of missed that one

96ukssob · 05-26-2011, 02:06 PM

should be more careful

kane · 05-26-2011, 02:13 PM

A friend of mine's wife is a nurse. When she was doing an ER rotation they had a woman come in with a shampoo bottle stuck up her pussy. She claimed she was in the shower and "fell" on it. It must have been a one in a million shot.

Rochard · 05-26-2011, 02:16 PM

Holy shit. That's got to hurt.

CurrentlySober · 05-26-2011, 02:20 PM

True story. I was at the barbers yesterday, getting a hair cut.

I was waiting for the barber to do a small child's hair. The child had been brought in by his 'crooning' grandmother, who was watching her grandson get one of his first haircuts...

The story about the air-hose came on the radio... Both the barber, myself, and the grandmother were pissing ourselves laughing... Much to the confusion of the child getting a haircut !!!

brassmonkey · 05-26-2011, 02:20 PM

he's full of hot air

LeRoy · 05-26-2011, 02:24 PM

Thats crazy!

One time I was surfing @ 54th St.

Good wave was starting the section off. One dude going right and I'm going left. I took the high road off the section and he took the low road.

When he came up. He was crying "your board went up my ass"

Sure enough he took it up the ass and it ripped his hole. Ambulance came and got him

kristin · 05-26-2011, 02:26 PM

Damn ....

woj · 05-26-2011, 02:33 PM

sounds like fun

brassmonkey · 05-26-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Thats crazy!

One time I was surfing @ 54th St.

Good wave was starting the section off. One dude going right and I'm going left. I took the high road off the section and he took the low road.

When he came up. He was crying "your board went up my ass"

Sure enough he took it up the ass and it ripped his hole. Ambulance came and got him

i bet he's looking for your ass.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-26-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i don't get it.

its the kid from home alone.. his "surprised" face is a classic image of shock , often posted in response to a shocking forum thread. the image i chose instead was the exact opposite.

beerptrol · 05-26-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks

I hope they put the on 1000 Ways To Die

Ryan_AFF · 05-26-2011, 03:09 PM

some people have the weirdest fetishes.

brassmonkey · 05-26-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

its the kid from home alone.. his "surprised" face is a classic image of shock , often posted in response to a shocking forum thread. the image i chose instead was the exact opposite.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2011, 03:17 PM

Actual guy, after deflating:

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Talking about getting hosed...

ADG

Sarah_Jayne · 05-26-2011, 03:24 PM

That would have to hurt.

GatorB · 05-26-2011, 03:27 PM

OK the story says it went into his BUTTOCKS not his BUTTHOLE. Do you know the fucking difference?

SmokeyTheBear · 05-26-2011, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

OK the story says it went into his BUTTOCKS not his BUTTHOLE. Do you know the fucking difference?

no i often mistake the two.. actually i said rectum and the story says buttock which is quite different , but i assumed rectum .

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2011, 07:35 PM

Rectum sounds funnier...

ADG

Seth Manson · 05-26-2011, 08:13 PM

I bet he can fart the national anthem

Socks · 05-26-2011, 08:19 PM

bootyballoon.com anyone?

tripxsteve · 05-26-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I bet he can fart the national anthem

Spunky · 05-26-2011, 08:51 PM

I bet he blew some huge farts

Wicked 1 · 05-26-2011, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

True story. I was at the barbers yesterday, getting a hair cut.

I was waiting for the barber to do a small child's hair. The child had been brought in by his 'crooning' grandmother, who was watching her grandson get one of his first haircuts...

The story about the air-hose came on the radio... Both the barber, myself, and the grandmother were pissing ourselves laughing... Much to the confusion of the child getting a haircut !!!

Has CurrentlySober's account been hacked ?

Normally I'd expect him to say he cannot afford a haircut ?.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2011, 09:29 PM

ADG

xenigo · 05-26-2011, 10:31 PM

The story specifically referenced "Left Buttock"... do you have a "left asshole"?

Just wondering.

zseano · 05-27-2011, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

LOL!!

Sounds rather painful... lol

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