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cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 04:49 PM

I want to do something like this

RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php

This is the URL people will click

http://photosofclouds.com/clouds/GHOSTS_Buddha.png

GOES TO

http://photosofclouds.com/index.php?...enwidth= 1024

http:/photosofclouds.com/index.php?showimage=GHOSTS_Buddha.png&screenwidth= 1024

There's no real directory /clouds

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2011, 04:56 PM

Google it

TheDoc · 06-24-2011, 05:14 PM

It's understandable that regular expression would trip you up after inventing some machine code thingy in a 6 inch wide jpg.

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 05:32 PM

I read 10 sites from Google, and got this far

RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php

not sure what the $ is after html and the 1 is for.

I can go to alt.www.webmaster but they take a day or two not many gurus around

Brujah · 06-24-2011, 05:37 PM

Redirect 301 .* http://www.clickmojo.com/

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

It's understandable that regular expression would trip you up after inventing some machine code thingy in a 6 inch wide jpg.

You mean my 6th model of computation?

I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

AdultKing · 06-24-2011, 05:45 PM

Fail

8char

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 05:52 PM

if you can't fucking do it don't post

CAPICHE?

Someone with a brain reply with the line of code

the rest of you can fuck off!

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

Fail

8char

There's 2 things wrong with your username

Brujah · 06-24-2011, 06:01 PM

lol we're laughing because anyone that knows regex knows what the $ is for

TheDoc · 06-24-2011, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You mean my 6th model of computation?

I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

Yes, that silly graphic that attempts to represent something far more advanced then a 6 inch jpeg could ever display.

Sure, the average human is dirt poor and has like a 3rd grade education, if they're lucky. So that isn't really much of a claim... maybe if you were a 1000x smarter than the guys at MIT, then that would be a claim worthy of something.

You design regular expression parsers? Hahahaha... and you don't know what a $ and numbers are, but you design them in your sleep?

Oh man... I'm laughing, glad nobody is around.

V_RocKs · 06-24-2011, 06:22 PM

Code:

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

B.Barnato · 06-24-2011, 06:34 PM

wait i got this

Code:

%$>/(&/(F45&356653$&77)(/&)(%&/$%§%&/()%($&§%(/)FZHJT/(&%/(//3:56!"§!"§%$§%6357/6§

signupdamnit · 06-24-2011, 06:35 PM

http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/misc/rewriteguide.html
http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/mod_rewrite.html

^ To actually understand it.

Tempest · 06-24-2011, 06:50 PM

Anyone else see a server hack in his future?

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Code:

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

That went to the right page

http://photosofclouds.com/clouds/GHOSTS_Buddha.png

but the image didn't display, so I'll have to hand code a shorter URL

OK thanks everyone!

UNCHOPPED those 2!

fris · 06-24-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Code:

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

please dont help him

dynastoned · 06-24-2011, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You mean my 6th model of computation?

I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

this entire thread is comedy.

papill0n · 06-24-2011, 07:50 PM

you fucking intellectual cripple

cam_girls · 06-24-2011, 08:37 PM

oh for Pete's sake.

what's with all the babies whining?

Kafka · 06-25-2011, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

I read 10 sites from Google, and got this far

RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php

not sure what the $ is after html and the 1 is for.

$ means : ending with html , in this case any filename ending with .html
$1 = (.*) you can substitute anything between the parentheses with $1 (variable).

DWB · 06-25-2011, 02:33 AM

What in the hell is going on in this thread?

NetHorse · 06-25-2011, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

What in the hell is going on in this thread?

A simple request by the OP, flaming by everyone else for not understanding basic redirects followed by a claim of being an intellectual genius by the OP.

This thread rocks my fucking world.

seeandsee · 06-25-2011, 08:14 AM

just a sec. stupid question but i have to ask

WHO THE FUCK MADE HTACCESS?!?

TheDoc · 06-25-2011, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

just a sec. stupid question but i have to ask

WHO THE FUCK MADE HTACCESS?!?

Apache I would assume.

seeandsee · 06-25-2011, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Apache I would assume.

there must be some complete documentation then about all stuff

NetHorse · 06-25-2011, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

there must be some complete documentation then about all stuff

It was posted above.

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit

http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/misc/rewriteguide.html
http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/mod_rewrite.html

^ To actually understand it.

misterhhs · 06-25-2011, 09:31 AM

I have a book with more than 100 pages on the apache module mod_rewrite.
Guess what ?

CurrentlySober · 06-25-2011, 12:14 PM

just make something up, that looks kinda correct, then hit up your host and complain that its their fault it doesn't work... Threaten to make a big fuss on GFY saying that their servers are misconfigered, and lo and behold, they will write whatever .htaccses you need for you...

cam_girls · 06-25-2011, 01:05 PM

I've posted half a dozen program codes for other people's requests in GFY

and I am a REAL Genius!

You can believe either of two people here!

GUSTY THE OGRE!

fris · 06-25-2011, 02:50 PM

ya real genius for sure.

cam_girls · 06-25-2011, 03:54 PM

OK last cloud pic...

fris · 06-25-2011, 03:56 PM

i feel sorry for whoever lives in that building, looks ghetto

PromoterX · 06-25-2011, 06:22 PM

I'd help but someone once said... "Despite the tons of examples and docs, mod_rewrite is voodoo. Damned cool voodoo, but still voodoo."

AdultKing · 06-25-2011, 07:25 PM

I'm guessing the cloud site is cam_girls new money making venture being put in place for when he defaults on his pawned domain and his domain is forfeit.

cam_girls · 06-25-2011, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

i feel sorry for whoever lives in that building, looks ghetto

Good enough for Buddha to have a lie down!

martinsc · 06-26-2011, 12:26 AM

06-24-2011, 04:49 PM	#1
cam_girls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,968	help with HTACCESS redirect I want to do something like this RedirectMatch 301 (.)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php This is the URL people will click http://photosofclouds.com/clouds/GHOSTS_Buddha.png GOES TO http://photosofclouds.com/index.php?...enwidth= 1024 http:/photosofclouds.com/index.php?showimage=GHOSTS_Buddha.png&screenwidth= 1024 There's no real directory /clouds Last edited by cam_girls; 06-24-2011 at 04:50 PM..*

06-24-2011, 05:14 PM	#3
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06-24-2011, 05:37 PM	#5
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06-24-2011, 06:22 PM	#12
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	Code: RewriteEngine On RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

06-24-2011, 04:56 PM	#2
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cam_girls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,968	I read 10 sites from Google, and got this far RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php not sure what the $ is after html and the 1 is for. I can go to alt.www.webmaster but they take a day or two not many gurus around

06-24-2011, 05:45 PM	#7
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,605	Fail 8char

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06-24-2011, 06:34 PM	#13
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06-24-2011, 06:35 PM	#14
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06-25-2011, 09:31 AM	#28
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