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CurrentlySober · 06-30-2011, 12:43 PM

Best spoofy horror EVER?

Discuss

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 12:45 PM

i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.

Brujah · 06-30-2011, 12:47 PM

I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.

CurrentlySober · 06-30-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.

Fully understand and sympathise...

Easy solution?

Move to the UK, and get 'SKY TV'...

They show it a lot in HD !

ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

CurrentlySober · 06-30-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.

I cant fault a word you said !

Total agreement 100%

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 12:52 PM

i mean look at the people involved with the film-
written by dan o'bannon...fuck yes, wrote Alien, Darkstar etc.
starring Clu Gulager, James Karen and Don Calfa in a comedy acting tour de force only rivaled by Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielson and Fritz Weaver in Romero's Creepshow.

i met O'bannon at a party once in the 80's in L.A. and accused him of ripping off Alien from It! The Terror From Beyond Space (which he was sued for but he won) and he wasn't very pleased i mentioned it.

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 12:56 PM

and of course Linea Quigley, what a hot fucking babe

CurrentlySober · 06-30-2011, 12:58 PM

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Do you ever fantasise? about being killed>? Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dieing? You know... and wonder like... What would be the most HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE...

Linea Quigley

CyberHustler · 06-30-2011, 01:00 PM

My favorite 80's comedy horror... Part 2 was good too with the fuckin' zombies smoking joints and shit, lol.

CurrentlySober · 06-30-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

and of course Linea Quigley, what a hot fucking babe

Here she is off of MY TV right now!!!

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 01:03 PM

that is probably the hottest punk-goth scene ever, she really gets into it my only complaint is it should have been longer! not to mention the soundtrack with The Cramps, 45 Grave etc is really great.

candyflip · 06-30-2011, 01:05 PM

I have a copy of it on VHS somewhere in the attic, but no VHS player to watch it on.

Yo ho, yo ho, off to the Pirate Bay I go.

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 01:06 PM

jesus look at that ass!

RuthB · 06-30-2011, 01:06 PM

I disagree and I vote

Army of Darkness FTW!!!

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? "

GatorB · 06-30-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.

It's on Netflix streaming

Caligari · 06-30-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RuthB

I disagree and I vote

Army of Darkness FTW!!!

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? "

better? i don't know, but would have to put the evil dead films way up there as well, the 2nd and 3rd anyway.

RuthB · 06-30-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

better? i don't know, but would have to put the evil dead films way up there as well, the 2nd and 3rd anyway.

yeah they just don't make horrors and horror spoofs like they used to *sigh*

candyflip · 06-30-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RuthB

yeah they just don't make horrors and horror spoofs like they used to *sigh*

Yes they do, you just don't see them in the theaters or at your local Blockbuster.

You have to go looking for them, but not usually too hard.

http://www.troma.com

ShellyCrash · 06-30-2011, 01:38 PM

I fucking love this movie, one of my all time faves.

"You think this is a costume? This is a way of life!"

ShellyCrash · 06-30-2011, 01:39 PM

RuthB · 06-30-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Yes they do, you just don't see them in the theaters or at your local Blockbuster.

You have to go looking for them, but not usually too hard.

http://www.troma.com

Thanks for the link, I'll check it out

Meloman · 06-30-2011, 02:11 PM

I remember seeing it when i was like 10 and it scared the crap out of me giving me nightmare for days.

Then i say when i got older, laughed my ass off and can't understand what was so scary the 1st time, lol

AnimeFevers · 06-30-2011, 02:28 PM

The part when that zombie with the funny eyes says "BRAINSSSS!!" always makes me laugh lol

AnimeFevers · 06-30-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Meloman

I remember seeing it when i was like 10 and it scared the crap out of me giving me nightmare for days.

Then i say when i got older, laughed my ass off and can't understand what was so scary the 1st time, lol

lol exactly the same as me, dunno why it scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

Meloman · 06-30-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

The part when that zombie with the funny eyes says "BRAINSSSS!!" always makes me laugh lol

The zombie lady that was cut in half tied to the table going 'brains, brains, brains, brains" always has me laughing.

AnimeFevers · 06-30-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Meloman

The zombie lady that was cut in half tied to the table going 'brains, brains, brains, brains" always has me laughing.

When I was little that really freaked me out lol

NaughtyVisions · 06-30-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I cant fault a word you said !

Total agreement 100%

Oh come on. If it weren't for Part II, we wouldn't have this:

"Get that damn screwdriver outta my head!"

2MuchMark · 06-30-2011, 09:49 PM

I loved The Return of the Living Dead. Great movie!

CurrentlySober · 07-01-2011, 01:54 AM

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Chosen · 07-01-2011, 02:20 AM

Horror movies suck...

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