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PornStarToys · 07-13-2011, 02:20 PM

So I was writing an article for Sex Toy Craze when I came across this fact that I thought was hilarious.

The ancient Egyptians believed that the god Atum created the universe by masturbating to ejaculation, and the ebb and flow of the Nile was attributed to the frequency of his ejaculations. Egyptian Pharaohs, in response to this, were required to masturbate ceremonially into the Nile.

Lmao

seeandsee · 07-13-2011, 02:23 PM

no, Jesus is your virtu and Juda is the guy you klink to! so you know how world was created.

lol at Eyptians and their story

PornStarToys · 07-13-2011, 02:38 PM

Here's the depiction:

personally I think it's the most accurate theory yet.

PornStarToys · 07-13-2011, 02:43 PM

Also,

Atum was creative in that he proceeded to masturbate himself in Heliopolis. He took his penis in his hand so that he might obtain the pleasure of orgasm thereby. And brother and sister were born - that is Shu and Tefnut. Pyramid Text 527[7]

In some versions of this myth, Atum also swallows his semen, and spits it out to form the twins.

Chosen · 07-13-2011, 03:52 PM

Cool story

brentbacardi · 07-13-2011, 03:55 PM

Nobody made a porn of this yet? It could be interesting... would need some special effects though for sure.

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PornStarToys Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: A Whale's Vagina Posts: 581	Also, Atum was creative in that he proceeded to masturbate himself in Heliopolis. He took his penis in his hand so that he might obtain the pleasure of orgasm thereby. And brother and sister were born - that is Shu and Tefnut. Pyramid Text 527[7] In some versions of this myth, Atum also swallows his semen, and spits it out to form the twins. __________________ Porn Star Toys - Sex Toys Molded from Porn Stars! Sex Toy Craze

07-13-2011, 03:52 PM	#5
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Cool story

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brentbacardi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,425	Nobody made a porn of this yet? It could be interesting... would need some special effects though for sure.