Just received an email from.. - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 07-16-2011, 05:53 PM

...a former slut in a brothel. We lost contact about ten years ago. She is a retired whore and was once my slut Commander. She has been an ex pat for years. She has invited me to spend some time with her but I will not be doing so...as I don't travel well anymore plus I refuse to submit myself to Airport Security. So I returned the invitation to her.

None the less I am pleased to be in contact with her again.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1030545

B.Barnato · 07-16-2011, 07:50 PM

What is this and where can I subscribe to more of these riveting tales?

Caligari · 07-16-2011, 07:54 PM

Slut Commander! Cruising the angry skies amidst her open thighs! See Slut Commander!

Chosen · 07-17-2011, 02:39 AM

JFK · 07-17-2011, 03:50 AM

this is a touching tale about a retired whore and slut Commander, brings tears to my eyes

CDSmith · 07-17-2011, 04:30 AM

Slut Commander sounds like someone who outranks me.

Do you salute her? When she enters a room does someone yell "TEN-SLUT!"?

cherrylula · 07-17-2011, 04:51 AM

nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol

DWB · 07-17-2011, 05:56 AM

I call bullshit.

Now, if an old army buddy hit you up, then you would have my full attention.

vsex · 07-17-2011, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

this is a touching tale about a retired whore and slut Commander, brings tears to my eyes

bluemoney · 07-17-2011, 07:10 AM

I love me some sluts.

AaronM · 07-17-2011, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

I call bullshit.

Now, if an old army buddy hit you up, then you would have my full attention.

lazycash · 07-17-2011, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol

Lol, I started reading and kept thinking, man this sounds just like theking, then I clicked the link.

SleazyDream · 07-17-2011, 11:29 AM

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J. Falcon · 07-17-2011, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol

Same here. It's just as pointless.

CDSmith · 07-17-2011, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Same here. It's just as pointless.

Careful. Say too much negative and a slut commando helicopter will be landing on your front lawn.

You don't want that.

ottopottomouse · 07-17-2011, 01:14 PM

How many fish did you catch while reading the email?

07-16-2011, 05:53 PM	#1
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,586	Just received an email from.. ...a former slut in a brothel. We lost contact about ten years ago. She is a retired whore and was once my slut Commander. She has been an ex pat for years. She has invited me to spend some time with her but I will not be doing so...as I don't travel well anymore plus I refuse to submit myself to Airport Security. So I returned the invitation to her. None the less I am pleased to be in contact with her again. https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1030545 __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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07-17-2011, 04:30 AM	#6
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07-17-2011, 04:51 AM	#7
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07-17-2011, 05:56 AM	#8
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07-17-2011, 11:29 AM	#13
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07-17-2011, 01:14 PM	#16
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