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LC777_BCM · 07-21-2011, 03:37 PM

I was just talking to one of the drivers that came to pick up product from our company. We were laughing and talking about the daily problems that porn personal people go through and we need movie a to be made about it. Not a ?Boogie Night?, that?s old school porn biz!

It really is ironic when you think about it ~ The porn business has a whole set of completely different scenario of problems compared to other legit companies worldwide.

These are just a couple of examples:

~Trying to come up with descriptions describing 100 different lesbian scenes or 200 different blowjob scenes. How many different words can you come up describing lesbians or blow jobs (I?m sure there are some of you that don?t have a problem with this, I HATE YOU! JK).

~Sitting around with all of your friends and trying to come up with good compilation titles.

~Looking at a DVD cover and you notice a dick coming out of one of the actress? ears or a floating penis going nowhere.

~Spinning the text how many ways can you spin the text word ?penis?? Let?s see; {cock|prick|penice|dick|penis|meat} or Busty|Big-titied|Bigtitied|Big titted|Big-titted} Russian slut Monica Bellisenni is so {horny|sexy|attractive|hot|beautiful|stunning|naug hty|wild} for {cock|prick|penice|dick|penis|meat} she {needs|wants|wishes|takes|requires|desires} {2|Two} {men|guys} to fulfil her needs. EGADS! Does that all make sense?

~Watching a screener of a tranny orgy porn at 8:00 a.m. with my chocolate donut and coffee.

~Having to come up with a post that is funny and witty for advertising and you hope people read your posts on the forums (you cross your fingers that people don't put you down for thinking out of the box).

~Some of my friends think that it is wonderful that I get to watch porn everyday and get paid for it. Little do they know that it is mostly all technical and rarely do I have time to sit and whack off to any of the movies!

~There are some benefits to working in the porn industry. I love the fact that I can just let my imagination run wild and unleash the creative side of my brain. Yeah, but how about those days of mental brain blockage and the creative side of my brain is on burn out?is there a porn business burn out benefit? Hmmm? Wonder if that falls in workers comp. somewhere?? Brain burn out? Where is the white padded room I think I need a vacation.

These are not just "normal" problems?oh yeah I forgot ?normal? is a cycle on a washing machine.

I?m just talking about the office end of the porn business. I know for a fact the porno sets and filming part of this industry come with a whole set of stranger problems.

Here is the big question??? There should be a behind the scene movie of what porn personal go through on a business day, different kinds of problems we face, and the funny shit that happens. Come on now l wanna hear it! We can compile a list, come up with a title, script it and send it to Hollywood.

I need a really good laugh today!

07-21-2011, 03:37 PM	#1
LC777_BCM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: San Fernando Valley Posts: 101	Whatchama call it... I was just talking to one of the drivers that came to pick up product from our company. We were laughing and talking about the daily problems that porn personal people go through and we need movie a to be made about it. Not a ?Boogie Night?, that?s old school porn biz! It really is ironic when you think about it ~ The porn business has a whole set of completely different scenario of problems compared to other legit companies worldwide. These are just a couple of examples: ~Trying to come up with descriptions describing 100 different lesbian scenes or 200 different blowjob scenes. How many different words can you come up describing lesbians or blow jobs (I?m sure there are some of you that don?t have a problem with this, I HATE YOU! JK). ~Sitting around with all of your friends and trying to come up with good compilation titles. ~Looking at a DVD cover and you notice a dick coming out of one of the actress? ears or a floating penis going nowhere. ~Spinning the text how many ways can you spin the text word ?penis?? Let?s see; {cock\|prick\|penice\|dick\|penis\|meat} or Busty\|Big-titied\|Bigtitied\|Big titted\|Big-titted} Russian slut Monica Bellisenni is so {horny\|sexy\|attractive\|hot\|beautiful\|stunning\|naug hty\|wild} for {cock\|prick\|penice\|dick\|penis\|meat} she {needs\|wants\|wishes\|takes\|requires\|desires} {2\|Two} {men\|guys} to fulfil her needs. EGADS! Does that all make sense? ~Watching a screener of a tranny orgy porn at 8:00 a.m. with my chocolate donut and coffee. ~Having to come up with a post that is funny and witty for advertising and you hope people read your posts on the forums (you cross your fingers that people don't put you down for thinking out of the box). ~Some of my friends think that it is wonderful that I get to watch porn everyday and get paid for it. Little do they know that it is mostly all technical and rarely do I have time to sit and whack off to any of the movies! ~There are some benefits to working in the porn industry. I love the fact that I can just let my imagination run wild and unleash the creative side of my brain. Yeah, but how about those days of mental brain blockage and the creative side of my brain is on burn out?is there a porn business burn out benefit? Hmmm? Wonder if that falls in workers comp. somewhere?? Brain burn out? Where is the white padded room I think I need a vacation. These are not just "normal" problems?oh yeah I forgot ?normal? is a cycle on a washing machine. I?m just talking about the office end of the porn business. I know for a fact the porno sets and filming part of this industry come with a whole set of stranger problems. Here is the big question??? There should be a behind the scene movie of what porn personal go through on a business day, different kinds of problems we face, and the funny shit that happens. Come on now l wanna hear it! We can compile a list, come up with a title, script it and send it to Hollywood. I need a really good laugh today! __________________ [email protected] [email protected]