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Old 07-21-2011, 11:51 AM   #1
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Aside from a doctors finger...

I have never really had ANYTHING else stuck up my ass...

Tell me... Am I really missing out on some magical experience?
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:51 AM   #2
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And yes, before you ask, I have tried 'ReShitting' but I dont really count that...
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:56 AM   #3
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Have you tried reshit... oh wait, you did.


um, ah...



Okay I got nothing.
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:00 PM   #4
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Okay I got nothing.
Nothing up your ass?
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:00 PM   #5
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when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard....






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Old 07-21-2011, 12:02 PM   #6
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Nothing up your ass?
My rosebud is virgin.
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:03 PM   #7
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when i first got to prison, i was a lot smaller...

i got my shit pushed in a lot..

but then i started hitting the weights and by the end of my stretch, i was the one pushing the shit in..

it was not uncommon for me to have 2-3 guys holding my pockets at the same time out in the yard....






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Which one were you in? I was in maricopa county for 6 months... Did we meet?
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you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:04 PM   #9
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Never mind mate - Theres always 'Tomorrow' after all

(Its only a day away...)
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aside from your head, right?
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you missed out on the girl hot enough to convince you to do it..
So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:07 PM   #12
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aside from your head, right?

???

Are you offering to give me head?
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Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:12 PM   #14
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Apart from tranny cocks, nah nothing...
Were the tranny cocks nice though?

I'm open to ALL suggestions...

After all, WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE - So lets just be honest with each other and spread the bum lurrrvvee...
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:27 PM   #15
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So thats a 'yes' then?

What was it and what did it feel like?
priorities eh?
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:31 PM   #16
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Were the tranny cocks nice though?
Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you...
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Yes. But it's always intimidating when a tranny has a bigger cock than you...
EVERYONE has a bigger cock than me

I cant afford a big cock...
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priorities eh?
How do I stick a 'prioritie' up my ass? Instructions please
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:54 PM   #19
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sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?
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Absolutly!

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sometimes when i squat my pink sock falls out and i need to push it back in, does that count?

Cool... So you recommend a sock?

I get that it needs to be pink... But what material? Nylon? Cotton? Woollen? Long? Short?

So many choices... So little time....
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Care to explain? I need to get closer to backdoor nirvana...
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I think I may have go 'Direct To The Source'...

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