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LAJ · 07-21-2011, 09:06 AM

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Michele Bachmann's Hatred is No Laughing Matter
Published on July 20th, 2011 03:49 PM

By M.Christian

YNOT – Wanna hear a joke? Republican Representative and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann walks into a bar….

The punchline? Well, you see, that's what makes it all so funny, because she is the punchline. Almost everything that emerges from the woman’s mouth is laughable. Rimshot, guffaw-worthy, wipe-tears-from-your-eyes hilarious.

And it’s bloodcurdling that more people don’t laugh.

There's certainly a lot about Bachmann to laugh at. I could make a never-ending list, but YNOT.com’s servers — in fact, the entirety of the internet — can hold only so much claptrap. One of her recent escapades deserves to be chewed again and again, though, until people get so sick of it — so sick of her — that the populace rises up en masse and laughs her nascent presidential candidacy into a locked room.

I’m talking about The Family Leader’s “Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY,” which Bachmann signed recently.

Much has been said about the document, and a great deal of the rhetoric is worthy of fuming ire — from its implication that African-Americans were better off as slaves to the repellent view of homosexuality as both unhealthy and “curable.” So far, however, there has been a din of silence from far too many about the section calling for “Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy — our next generation of American children — from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.”

While some have said this language doesn't explicitly demand that pornography be outlawed, others have suggested that’s exactly what’s on the mind of The Family Leader “leader” Bob Vander Plaats.

“I think if The Family Leader could have its way, we’d probably say we’d like to have a ban on pornography,” Vander Plaats told Salon’s Justin Elliott. “But that’s not the vow. The vow was [about] forcing women into pornography.”

Yes, the choir — all of us in “the business” — are well aware where this sermon is heading, but there’s preaching that still needs to be done. We love to laugh at the clowns, the fools, the idiots, the hypocrites — the Michele Bachmanns, who are all of the above — but it is far too easy to let the curtain fall on their antics and forget about the danger of drowning until the baptismal waves of intolerance wash over our heads.

The so-called “marriage and family pledge” contained a lot of things that can be expected from the frothing lips of conservatives. Gay rights, after all, is still a hot button for them, as is abortion, and even the manufactured outrage about Sharia Law taking root in the United States. But we can’t forget that along with these horrors, the ultra-right also abhors … us.

We like to hide — even though we don’t call it that — behind the notion that what we do is “just a business.” We bury our noses in profit-and-loss statements, search engine optimization, affiliate marketing, technological doohickeys and the like, but we have to face the fact that no matter how much money we make, how much progress there seems to be or how much we may appear to be “regular” folks, far too many people out there see adult entertainment as a problem to be solved, as a negative ... or even a societal evil on a par with gay men and women, abortionists and — gasp! — terrorists.

Whether or not we like it, what we do is political. You can call your business whatever you prefer — adult entertainment, sexual education, erotic arts, free speech — but the fact is that now, more than ever, the fires of hatred and bigotry are being fanned by people like Vander Plaats and Bachmann. And their targets are not just some unfortunate souls wholly unrelated to you. Their targets are you, your businesses and your family.

What’s worse is that while there are lots of organizations working to save a woman’s right to choose, to support a gay man’s or woman’s right to be treated fairly, to preserve our rights to worship — or not — as we choose, there are very few people willing to stand alongside us ... the pornographers. No one but us is willing to defend adults’ rights to enjoy sexuality in all its various forms, at least in public.

What to do? Well, for one thing we have to embrace how much is at stake. Like I said: What you do, who you are, is political and it’s time to acknowledge that. Money talks, and we should stand up and be heard like never before. It’s also time to speak up verbally. That’s not saying to take foolish risks with your life and safety, but to step out of the closet as much as possible. It’s easy to hate a skulking, trench-coated figure in the shadows; far less so when the object of scorn has a face and a name.

Laugh at the Vander Plaatses and the Bachmanns all you like, but never forget they have a following partially because they put a face and a name to their convictions. Tens of thousands, maybe even millions, of people are nodding and agreeing with them, buying into their hysteria, perhaps even actively praying for your arrest or even your death.

And there’s nothing funny about that.

M.Christian is a YNOT.com contributing editor and an author of literary erotica that blends the spectrum of sexual preferences and desires with horror and science fiction.

u-Bob · 07-21-2011, 09:10 AM

I'd still like to see her and Sarah Palin taking turns fucking each other with a giant strapon

BFT3K · 07-21-2011, 09:11 AM

Now that the baggers own the GOP it is only right that one of them gets the nomination... Bachmann, Perry, Palin - they're all great (for Obama's re-election) so more power to them!

GOD BLESS THE BAGGER CULT OF RETARDED AMERICANS!

Harmon · 07-21-2011, 09:14 AM

Link redirects to their main forum index. Let's not let this happen again.

Sly · 07-21-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

I'd still like to see her and Sarah Palin taking turns fucking each other with a giant strapon

Palin/Bachmann/Obama.

I'd buy.

_Richard_ · 07-21-2011, 09:21 AM

u-Bob · 07-21-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Palin/Bachmann/Obama.

I'd buy.

Palin + Bachmann + 2 dog collars + black baseball team... I think I have traffic for that

GregE · 07-21-2011, 09:29 AM

I'd be cool with slicing and dicing her sanctimonious rump with a nice snappy buggy whip for about five minutes or so.

Not sure if that rises to the level of truly despising her though

mountainmiester · 07-21-2011, 09:36 AM

As a conservative (but definitely not a republican) I can see no one, and I mean no one that the reps could have on their ticket who would be a worse candidate for president.

Her moral agenda has no place in politics. It's not the governments responsibility to mandate moral beliefs which she clearly feels it does.

Think dictator Obama is a nightmare? This woman makes him look like a pleasant day dream.

Rochard · 07-21-2011, 09:38 AM

Michelle Bachmann doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I really believe that in politics, when it comes to elections, they already know how it's going to go down. For the last election they offered up McCain / Palin, knowing they didn't have a chance in hell. In this upcoming race, the front runner is already established - The Republican party already knows this, they are just going through the motions, and it's just practice for Romney until the big debates.

Much to my surprise I read that Romney is matching Obama in the polls. I understand that people are upset with Obama because it seems like three years later and nothing has changed, but I'm still surprised.

I would not want to run. There is no quick fix for this, and who ever is in the White House for the next four years will be blamed for the economic mess, just like we are blaming Obama.

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

Palin + Bachmann + 2 dog collars + black baseball team... I think I have traffic for that

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

Harmon · 07-21-2011, 09:41 AM

It's all about crooked brimmed hats.

The Demon · 07-21-2011, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Now that the baggers own the GOP it is only right that one of them gets the nomination... Bachmann, Perry, Palin - they're all great (for Obama's re-election) so more power to them!

GOD BLESS THE BAGGER CULT OF RETARDED AMERICANS!

I think most of us prefer the humor of the incompetent duo of Obama and Pelosi

BFT3K · 07-21-2011, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

I think most of us prefer the humor of the incompetent duo of Obama and Pelosi

Barry-xlovecam · 07-21-2011, 10:11 AM

President Bachmann has a migraine again, she cannot reply right now.
If this is an emergency "you'll have to decide whether or not to push the button on your own ..."

Anyone got a vicodin 750? I' m getting a headache too :P

pornguy · 07-21-2011, 10:14 AM

[QUOTE=LAJ;18297205]Definitely a great read...

Michelle Bachmann's Hatred is No Laughing Matter

YNOT – Wanna hear a joke? Republican Representative and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann walks into a bar….

The punchline? Well, you see, that's what makes it all so funny, because she is the punchline. Almost everything that emerges from the woman’s mouth is laughable. Rimshot, guffaw-worthy, wipe-tears-from-your-eyes hilarious.

And it’s bloodcurdling that more people don’t laugh.

Whats really bloodcurdling is that this bitch could actually get elected and that would be a Massive clusterfuck.

GregE · 07-21-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Whats really bloodcurdling is that this bitch could actually get elected and that would be a Massive clusterfuck.

Were that to happen the Canadians would need to plant landmines and string barbed wire from the Atlantic to the Pacific to keep everybody out.

The Demon · 07-21-2011, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

My tax dollars allows low class citizens like you connection to the internet daily, so you can continue making barely manageable income. You're welcome.

crockett · 07-21-2011, 11:18 AM

It just amazes me that the Republicans were somehow able to find someone dumber than Sarah Palin.

JamesGw · 07-21-2011, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

It just amazes me that the Republicans were somehow able to find someone dumber than Sarah Palin.

That really is quite the feat.

Chosen · 07-21-2011, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

martinsc · 07-21-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

BFT3K · 07-21-2011, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

My tax dollars allows low class citizens like you connection to the internet daily, so you can continue making barely manageable income. You're welcome.

Hogibear · 07-21-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

I'd still like to see her and Sarah Palin taking turns fucking each other with a giant strapon

my thoughts exactly!

garce · 07-21-2011, 04:27 PM

According to ABC news, Michelle Bachman raised $5.4 million in the third quarter, while Obama raised over $86 million in the last three months.

She's not even in the same league.

nation-x · 07-21-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

According to ABC news, Michelle Bachman raised $5.4 million in the third quarter, while Obama raised over $86 million in the last three months.

She's not even in the same league.

It's just primary season... wait until January/February 2012. The field isn't even set yet.

Young · 07-21-2011, 10:55 PM

Can't wait til all of the gay guys her husband has probably touched in his oh so special way start to surface. She's going to be such a distraction during the Republican Primary. God I hope she gets the nominations.

07-21-2011, 09:06 AM	#1
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	Despise Michelle Bachmann? http://www.ynot.com/content/117026-m...ng-matter.html Michele Bachmann's Hatred is No Laughing Matter Published on July 20th, 2011 03:49 PM By M.Christian YNOT – Wanna hear a joke? Republican Representative and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann walks into a bar…. The punchline? Well, you see, that's what makes it all so funny, because she is the punchline. Almost everything that emerges from the woman’s mouth is laughable. Rimshot, guffaw-worthy, wipe-tears-from-your-eyes hilarious. And it’s bloodcurdling that more people don’t laugh. There's certainly a lot about Bachmann to laugh at. I could make a never-ending list, but YNOT.com’s servers — in fact, the entirety of the internet — can hold only so much claptrap. One of her recent escapades deserves to be chewed again and again, though, until people get so sick of it — so sick of her — that the populace rises up en masse and laughs her nascent presidential candidacy into a locked room. I’m talking about The Family Leader’s “Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY,” which Bachmann signed recently. Much has been said about the document, and a great deal of the rhetoric is worthy of fuming ire — from its implication that African-Americans were better off as slaves to the repellent view of homosexuality as both unhealthy and “curable.” So far, however, there has been a din of silence from far too many about the section calling for “Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy — our next generation of American children — from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.” While some have said this language doesn't explicitly demand that pornography be outlawed, others have suggested that’s exactly what’s on the mind of The Family Leader “leader” Bob Vander Plaats. “I think if The Family Leader could have its way, we’d probably say we’d like to have a ban on pornography,” Vander Plaats told Salon’s Justin Elliott. “But that’s not the vow. The vow was [about] forcing women into pornography.” Yes, the choir — all of us in “the business” — are well aware where this sermon is heading, but there’s preaching that still needs to be done. We love to laugh at the clowns, the fools, the idiots, the hypocrites — the Michele Bachmanns, who are all of the above — but it is far too easy to let the curtain fall on their antics and forget about the danger of drowning until the baptismal waves of intolerance wash over our heads. The so-called “marriage and family pledge” contained a lot of things that can be expected from the frothing lips of conservatives. Gay rights, after all, is still a hot button for them, as is abortion, and even the manufactured outrage about Sharia Law taking root in the United States. But we can’t forget that along with these horrors, the ultra-right also abhors … us. We like to hide — even though we don’t call it that — behind the notion that what we do is “just a business.” We bury our noses in profit-and-loss statements, search engine optimization, affiliate marketing, technological doohickeys and the like, but we have to face the fact that no matter how much money we make, how much progress there seems to be or how much we may appear to be “regular” folks, far too many people out there see adult entertainment as a problem to be solved, as a negative ... or even a societal evil on a par with gay men and women, abortionists and — gasp! — terrorists. Whether or not we like it, what we do is political. You can call your business whatever you prefer — adult entertainment, sexual education, erotic arts, free speech — but the fact is that now, more than ever, the fires of hatred and bigotry are being fanned by people like Vander Plaats and Bachmann. And their targets are not just some unfortunate souls wholly unrelated to you. Their targets are you, your businesses and your family. What’s worse is that while there are lots of organizations working to save a woman’s right to choose, to support a gay man’s or woman’s right to be treated fairly, to preserve our rights to worship — or not — as we choose, there are very few people willing to stand alongside us ... the pornographers. No one but us is willing to defend adults’ rights to enjoy sexuality in all its various forms, at least in public. What to do? Well, for one thing we have to embrace how much is at stake. Like I said: What you do, who you are, is political and it’s time to acknowledge that. Money talks, and we should stand up and be heard like never before. It’s also time to speak up verbally. That’s not saying to take foolish risks with your life and safety, but to step out of the closet as much as possible. It’s easy to hate a skulking, trench-coated figure in the shadows; far less so when the object of scorn has a face and a name. Laugh at the Vander Plaatses and the Bachmanns all you like, but never forget they have a following partially because they put a face and a name to their convictions. Tens of thousands, maybe even millions, of people are nodding and agreeing with them, buying into their hysteria, perhaps even actively praying for your arrest or even your death. And there’s nothing funny about that. M.Christian is a YNOT.com contributing editor and an author of literary erotica that blends the spectrum of sexual preferences and desires with horror and science fiction. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting Last edited by Eric; 07-21-2011 at 01:51 PM..

07-21-2011, 09:29 AM	#8
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07-21-2011, 09:36 AM	#9
mountainmiester Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Arizona Posts: 509	As a conservative (but definitely not a republican) I can see no one, and I mean no one that the reps could have on their ticket who would be a worse candidate for president. Her moral agenda has no place in politics. It's not the governments responsibility to mandate moral beliefs which she clearly feels it does. Think dictator Obama is a nightmare? This woman makes him look like a pleasant day dream. __________________ Randall Crockett LIMELIGHT NETWORKS [email protected]

07-21-2011, 10:11 AM	#14
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	President Bachmann has a migraine again, she cannot reply right now. If this is an emergency "you'll have to decide whether or not to push the button on your own ..." Anyone got a vicodin 750? I' m getting a headache too :P Last edited by Barry-xlovecam; 07-21-2011 at 10:14 AM..

07-21-2011, 10:14 AM	#15
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	[QUOTE=LAJ;18297205]Definitely a great read... Michelle Bachmann's Hatred is No Laughing Matter YNOT – Wanna hear a joke? Republican Representative and Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann walks into a bar…. The punchline? Well, you see, that's what makes it all so funny, because she is the punchline. Almost everything that emerges from the woman’s mouth is laughable. Rimshot, guffaw-worthy, wipe-tears-from-your-eyes hilarious. And it’s bloodcurdling that more people don’t laugh. Whats really bloodcurdling is that this bitch could actually get elected and that would be a Massive clusterfuck. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME! Last edited by Eric; 07-21-2011 at 01:52 PM..

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Now that the baggers own the GOP it is only right that one of them gets the nomination... Bachmann, Perry, Palin - they're all great (for Obama's re-election) so more power to them! GOD BLESS THE BAGGER CULT OF RETARDED AMERICANS!

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 19,999	Link redirects to their main forum index. Let's not let this happen again.

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 19,999	It's all about crooked brimmed hats.

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	It just amazes me that the Republicans were somehow able to find someone dumber than Sarah Palin.

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	According to ABC news, Michelle Bachman raised $5.4 million in the third quarter, while Obama raised over $86 million in the last three months. She's not even in the same league.

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Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	Can't wait til all of the gay guys her husband has probably touched in his oh so special way start to surface. She's going to be such a distraction during the Republican Primary. God I hope she gets the nominations. __________________ ★★★