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Old 07-27-2011, 08:14 AM   #1
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Great work at the Canada US border. Drugdealer stopped and arrested!

Well thats how it all started out anyway.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07...ust_reloaded=1

" he guards, with the Canada Border Services Agency, then searched her minivan and found a canning jar containing a dark liquid.

A cursory test of the liquid convinced guards it was the illicit drug and Goodin, who was heading to Canada to play bingo and visit her daughters, instead found herself heading to jail.

She was handcuffed, arrested and charged with possession of a drug for the purpose of trafficking as well as importing a controlled substance. "



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Old 07-27-2011, 08:16 AM   #2
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those bingo ladies are crafty.
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:20 AM   #3
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Why would a proper test take 12 days? Temporary detention during further investigation, okay, sure... 12 days?
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:20 AM   #4
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those bingo ladies are crafty.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:21 AM   #5
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So I'm driving around with a crankcase full of heroin? How does a "trained" boarder/customs agent make that mistake? And didn't any of his fellow officers know either?

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Old 07-27-2011, 08:27 AM   #6
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A cursory test of the liquid convinced guards it was the illicit drug and Goodin, who was heading to Canada to play bingo and visit her daughters, instead found herself heading to jail.
Officer 1: "What is that?"
Officer 2: "Brown stuff in a jar."
Officer 1: "Hey you're right, it is brown stuff in a jar. That must be heroin!"
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:31 AM   #7
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So I'm driving around with a crankcase full of heroin? How does a "trained" boarder/customs agent make that mistake? And didn't any of his fellow officers know either?

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they were in Manitoba... If you think Canadians are stupid, go to Manitoba...

i think Canada send all their retards to live there...




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Old 07-27-2011, 08:35 AM   #8
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they were in Manitoba... If you think Canadians are stupid, go to Manitoba...

i think Canada send all their retards to live there...
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Hopefully they stole some from the evidence room and shot it up
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what isn't reported, of course, was the conversation directly perceding the one that had several border agents call a jar of motor oil, heroin
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what isn't reported, of course, was the conversation directly perceding the one that had several border agents call a jar of motor oil, heroin
They were probably doing rock, scissors, paper and got stuck on potato...






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I hope these shitheads are fired and banned from ever working in similar jobs again.

When GFY Newsreporters use their awesome copy and paste skills all day long about similar stories within the US it's expected. I don't want this shit to start happening in Canada
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Damn thats funny.
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