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08-02-2011, 05:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Budget Passed, So How Bad Is It?
It is so bad that........................
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, etc. that I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck. Fuck. |
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08-02-2011, 05:47 PM
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BANNED
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08-02-2011, 05:56 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-02-2011, 05:56 PM
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08-03-2011, 01:38 AM
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This thread delivers
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08-03-2011, 02:05 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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