Who would like to read my E Book on how to shoot porn? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 07-26-2011, 07:27 AM

It's about time I get back to it and now all the negatives are scanned I plan to edit one video a day and write some more and edit what I have.

What I'm going to do with it is try to sell it via some sites online. The publisher I was talking to offered a deal I wasn't happy with. Exclusivity with no promises of revenue.

Only non trolls are invited and those who shoot or wish to.

ICQ 213 327 873 or email me paul_eva at paulmakham dot com

L-Pink · 07-26-2011, 07:36 AM

This is fiction right?

Juicy D. Links · 07-26-2011, 07:43 AM

ill take a E Signed copy

dyna mo · 07-26-2011, 07:43 AM

hell yeah i'll read it, emailing you now.

Caligari · 07-26-2011, 07:50 AM

Sounds good Paul, will email you.

Paul Markham · 07-26-2011, 07:58 AM

You will have to clear yourself on Spam Arrest. I will go there and see if I can spot your mail.

dyna mo · 07-26-2011, 07:59 AM

mine is cleared, had to add an r to the email addy though. typo above.

edgeprod · 07-26-2011, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Only non trolls are invited

Then why post it here?

atom · 07-26-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Then why post it here?

Jman · 07-26-2011, 08:09 AM

Sending you an email now, I would love to read it.

GetSCORECash · 07-26-2011, 08:10 AM

Paul, I'll read it.

kush · 07-26-2011, 08:56 AM

If it were an e-book on marketing, no (I have you on ignore because your marketing comments muddle up the board IMO), but if I was interested in porn shooting and you took the time to write a genuinely good e-book (not the crap that is often typical in many ebooks) then yes perhaps.

Paul Markham · 07-26-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

mine is cleared, had to add an r to the email addy though. typo above.

Fuck me I can't even get my name right.

paul_eva at paulmarkham dot com

I did it to keep the trolls out. Duhhhhhh

And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

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Originally Posted by GetSCORECash

Paul, I'll read it.

You should have our email address.

Agent 488 · 07-26-2011, 01:15 PM

email not sent.

TheDoc · 07-26-2011, 02:21 PM

3 year old post bump, dang.

Paul Markham · 07-26-2011, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

email not sent.

E Book not sent.

Thanks fr the bump and the chance to bump again.

TheDoc I will thank later.

Trolls working for me.

drmadcat · 07-26-2011, 10:46 PM

i would like to read

SleazyDream · 07-27-2011, 01:58 AM

i'd like to read it

Paul Markham · 07-27-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat

i would like to read

I will send it, Scott. Not sure if I have your email address.

Cherry7 · 07-27-2011, 02:52 AM

Why not post an extract to wet our appetites?

The chapter on editing for example.

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 02:59 AM

Please send me a download link.

[email protected]

I promise not to troll, and will post my thoughts, if you want me too...

Paul Markham · 07-27-2011, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7

Why not post an extract to wet our appetites?

The chapter on editing for example.

I'm editing at the moment.

Coming along nicely. My only problem is learning the new controls on a computer editing program. Enjoying myself remembering old times. Would anyone like to see where I was 18 years ago in terms of shooting video?

The level I'm aiming at won't need a lot of instruction on editing. If they want to shoot up market, they should know or better still employ a full time editor.

What I'm writing is about the actual shooting. Which some seem to have little clue about. How to deal with models, construct a scene so it's not just another dumb broad on a sofa, how put a shoot together, present yourself as a shooter who has a clue.

I would love to discuss with you the different aspects of shooting porn. You would have to understand it's firstly a business we're in and not a hobby. I have always said people need to pay far more attention to the product, I just feel the avenue you want to pursue is very expensive and probably going to lose money. That's not what any of us are in business to do.

Incidentally the pictures you posted from that shoot, where's the finished product and what was your roll on the shoot?

CurrentlySober is that a real email address?

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

CurrentlySober is that a real email address?

Yes, 100% absolutely real. Please send a link - Thanks

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 03:26 AM

Yep. Just got your email: Subject: "Is this for real?tThe title says it all."

No link to the ebook though?

Chosen · 07-27-2011, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Please send me a download link.

[email protected]

I promise not to troll, and will post my thoughts, if you want me too...

Cool email

Markul · 07-27-2011, 03:46 AM

Cool I'll read it if you let me

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Cool email

Years ago, I owned 'FuckYou @ YourACunt .com'

That was great addy for passing out at conventions

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Years ago, I owned 'FuckYou @ YourACunt .com'

That was great addy for passing out at conventions

Here is a screengrab of YouraCunt.com from when I owned it back in 2005 !

scarlettcontent · 07-27-2011, 04:26 AM

sounds interesting!

Theo · 07-27-2011, 04:30 AM

send me a copy theo at avn.com thanks!

Paul Markham · 07-27-2011, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yep. Just got your email: Subject: "Is this for real?tThe title says it all."

No link to the ebook though?

I thought you were trolling, sending it now.

Sent a few, Theo was the last one.

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I thought you were trolling, sending it now.

Sent a few, Theo was the last one.

Spank Poo.

I have received it. Shall peruse it this evening - Thanks

CurrentlySober · 07-27-2011, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Spank Poo.

I have received it. Shall peruse it this evening - Thanks

OK. I have taken a look.

Would you like me to give you my honest opinion here, or to email it to you?

96ukssob · 07-27-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

ill take a E Signed copy

make it 2!

Paul Markham · 07-28-2011, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

OK. I have taken a look.

Would you like me to give you my honest opinion here, or to email it to you?

Email so we can discuss it.

Better than trolling it on the board.

CurrentlySober · 07-28-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Email so we can discuss it.

Better than trolling it on the board.

Emailed you from my Private email, but put GFY name in subject...

Hopefully you will find it to be constructive - You'll clearly see that I have no intention of any 'Trolling'

Theo · 07-28-2011, 01:01 AM

Thank you Paul

Paul Markham · 07-28-2011, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Emailed you from my Private email, but put GFY name in subject...

Hopefully you will find it to be constructive - You'll clearly see that I have no intention of any 'Trolling'

No trolling at all. It's exactly what it needs. Thank you.

I'm stuck reading it from my POV and that's not good. Need others to do what you did.

Yes you can post the replies here, include mine to you, as well please. I'm' off to do some walking the dog.

CurrentlySober · 07-28-2011, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes you can post the replies here...

OK, well as I just said in the email, this is what I sent to you... But your reply in different colours etc, would be a bit hard to reproduce here, so as its your thread, I'm sure you have the right to reply lol

I sent:

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OK, well its obviously not finished, because it kinda drifts off into your personal notes at the end, but thats fine. You never said it was the finished article, so fair enough. I am also sure that you are aware that there are a few grammatical errors, but nothing a good proof read wont fix...

I also understand that it is aimed at 1st time shooters (Total Noobs) and as such, I cant really find anything wrong with it.

I'd have to say that a lot of the sections are things that you have posted here on GFY before, such as the 27 poses, and the advice on the girls periods etc, but thats OK cause most of the people who would be reading it, would be unaware of GFY, and therefore its new to them...

In essence, its not GREAT... But its not terrible either. It does however, IMHO, need a lot more 'Meat' in it, before its saleable...

Most of the stuff you discuss I know anyway, but only due to my own 20+ years of shooting experience. However, with that said, its still stuff that I LEARNED OVER TIME... and therefore would have been handy to have all in one place, for a beginner...

Theres a couple of things I DONT agree with, (Regarding the talking to the model section) but thats not down to protocol. Just not the way I would do them - But then I am not you, and what you could say, as a friendly looking older guy with a camera (Uncle Paul?) simply would not work for me...

I also didn't like the sub heading of "Everything is up for grabs at a casting" - To me, that just sounds really pervy...

You include a simple form for the model to fill in - Pre Shoot - But dont include a sample model release and 2257 forms that can be printed off and used by the photographer... Perhaps add them in?

Finally, you list you 'Order' of things on the day of the shoot, which ends up with "paperwork' Then 'Pay the model'... While you are used to doing it this way, I would recommend that the paperwork (IDs Model Releases, HIV Test Scans etc) be done BEFORE you shoot...

I agree to the paying at the end, cause if you give them the money before you shoot, they loose incentive, however, for a new guy, it would make sense to get the paperwork done at the start. Just incase she doesn't have her IDs etc.... Cause if she doesn't, she will still want paying, and you wont wanna pay her, cause you cant guarantee you can sell it legally. But I am not trying to tell you how to suck eggs. I'm sure you know that already. I'm just suggesting that you tell a newbie to do it that way round.

Hope you find the above to be constructive advice and opinions....

Django · 07-28-2011, 04:09 AM

I'd like to read it
Email: idraedizioni (at) gmail.com
thanks in advance

DamianJ · 07-28-2011, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Here is a screengrab of YouraCunt.com from when I owned it back in 2005 !

*you're

8char

DamianJ · 07-28-2011, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The publisher I was talking to offered a deal I wasn't happy with.

Were you not happy because it only existed in your head.

Why not post an email from the publisher with full headers so you can prove me wrong for calling you a liar, it will only take you a hot minute.

Caligari · 07-28-2011, 06:34 AM

Hey Paul,
i read the ebook as you have it now, and here are a few things.
1)I think newbie shooters will find some very valuable info in there. There are common sense aspects which are overlooked when scheduling and shooting and you've covered alot of those.
2)I'm sure you are aware of some grammatical errors in the book. There aren't many but there are some badly misplaced commas which kind of change the meaning of what you are saying, so i would fix those.
3)Photos and videos. Especially now it is imperative that shooters DO BOTH if they are selling content online or shooting exclusives. There are several BIG link sites who accept galleries/free sites and they will NOT accept vid grabs for stills. They want actual stills if you are submitting an image gallery. And a gazillion other reasons.
To repeat- shooters should take stills and video for all content.
4)Reflectors on hand. Don't know how much you get into reflectors but imo they can literally save you in a bind.
They are also very inexpensive.
http://www.rugift.com/photocameras/1...-reflector.htm

That's it for now, I think it's shaping up nicely.

Paul Markham · 07-28-2011, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Django

I'd like to read it
Email: idraedizioni (at) gmail.com
thanks in advance

Sent.

Caligari will reply later, been sleeping for hours. I think I have a cold.

Damian can we play later, I feel like shit.

DamianJ · 07-28-2011, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Damian can we play later, I feel like shit.

Sure. You can make up an excuse for not posting the email with full headers whenever you like man.

www.twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

:D

Lykos · 07-28-2011, 07:58 AM

I would like to read it,respect to what you did when most of ppl here weren't even born!

gideongallery · 07-28-2011, 08:12 AM

would be interested in seeing how this stacks up to rays course

i bought a long time ago and was disappointed (he mailed a floppy disk with text documents on it)

Paul Markham · 07-28-2011, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Were you not happy because it only existed in your head.

Why not post an email from the publisher with full headers so you can prove me wrong for calling you a liar, it will only take you a hot minute.

I's very revealing the Damian thinks people only communicate via Email.

Maybe he can't afford a phone or to use it.

The publisher is someone I've known for maybe 15 years. He phoned me after we linked on FB.

Maybe Damian doesn't have friends.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Sure. You can make up an excuse for not posting the email with full headers whenever you like man.

www.twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

:D

That fake Twitter account is about your level.

Should I post some of the quotes you make there?

Paul Markham · 07-28-2011, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

Hey Paul,
i read the ebook as you have it now, and here are a few things.
1)I think newbie shooters will find some very valuable info in there. There are common sense aspects which are overlooked when scheduling and shooting and you've covered alot of those.

It's aimed at Newbies. Maybe a few experienced will find it interesting.

Quote:

2)I'm sure you are aware of some grammatical errors in the book. There aren't many but there are some badly misplaced commas which kind of change the meaning of what you are saying, so i would fix those.

Grammar of mine isn't a strong point.

Need to get it proof read.

Quote:

3)Photos and videos. Especially now it is imperative that shooters DO BOTH if they are selling content online or shooting exclusives. There are several BIG link sites who accept galleries/free sites and they will NOT accept vid grabs for stills. They want actual stills if you are submitting an image gallery. And a gazillion other reasons.

To repeat- shooters should take stills and video for all content.

Need to read it again and make sure it covers both points properly.

Quote:

4)Reflectors on hand. Don't know how much you get into reflectors but imo they can literally save you in a bind.
They are also very inexpensive.http://www.rugift.com/photocameras/1...-reflector.htm

Thanks, need to get in some links to firms like Lastolite. Also tell people to take a few white sheets, spreading those over a wooden floor or highly covered carpet can solve color in balance. Good point and that's what I need others reading it show what I left out.

Quote:

That's it for now, I think it's shaping up nicely.

Thank you.

Caligari · 07-28-2011, 08:34 AM

Actually Paul I think that fake twitter account is technically or legally harassment.
I know its only the product of some worthless troll but you could do some screen grabs and contact twitter to have them remove it.

07-26-2011, 07:27 AM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Who would like to read my E Book on how to shoot porn? It's about time I get back to it and now all the negatives are scanned I plan to edit one video a day and write some more and edit what I have. What I'm going to do with it is try to sell it via some sites online. The publisher I was talking to offered a deal I wasn't happy with. Exclusivity with no promises of revenue. Only non trolls are invited and those who shoot or wish to. ICQ 213 327 873 or email me paul_eva at paulmakham dot com __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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07-26-2011, 07:36 AM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	This is fiction right?

07-26-2011, 07:43 AM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	ill take a E Signed copy

07-26-2011, 07:43 AM	#4
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,905	hell yeah i'll read it, emailing you now.

07-26-2011, 07:59 AM	#7
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,905	mine is cleared, had to add an r to the email addy though. typo above.

07-26-2011, 08:56 AM	#12
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	If it were an e-book on marketing, no (I have you on ignore because your marketing comments muddle up the board IMO), but if I was interested in porn shooting and you took the time to write a genuinely good e-book (not the crap that is often typical in many ebooks) then yes perhaps.

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07-27-2011, 02:52 AM	#20
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07-27-2011, 02:59 AM	#21
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07-27-2011, 03:26 AM	#24
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,490	Yep. Just got your email: Subject: "Is this for real?tThe title says it all." No link to the ebook though? __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

07-27-2011, 03:46 AM	#26
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07-27-2011, 04:30 AM	#30
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,524	send me a copy theo at avn.com thanks!

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,524	Thank you Paul

07-28-2011, 04:09 AM	#40
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	I'd like to read it Email: idraedizioni (at) gmail.com thanks in advance

07-28-2011, 06:34 AM	#43
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	Hey Paul, i read the ebook as you have it now, and here are a few things. 1)I think newbie shooters will find some very valuable info in there. There are common sense aspects which are overlooked when scheduling and shooting and you've covered alot of those. 2)I'm sure you are aware of some grammatical errors in the book. There aren't many but there are some badly misplaced commas which kind of change the meaning of what you are saying, so i would fix those. 3)Photos and videos. Especially now it is imperative that shooters DO BOTH if they are selling content online or shooting exclusives. There are several BIG link sites who accept galleries/free sites and they will NOT accept vid grabs for stills. They want actual stills if you are submitting an image gallery. And a gazillion other reasons. To repeat- shooters should take stills and video for all content. 4)Reflectors on hand. Don't know how much you get into reflectors but imo they can literally save you in a bind. They are also very inexpensive. http://www.rugift.com/photocameras/1...-reflector.htm That's it for now, I think it's shaping up nicely. __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free

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07-28-2011, 08:12 AM	#47
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07-28-2011, 08:34 AM	#50
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	Actually Paul I think that fake twitter account is technically or legally harassment. I know its only the product of some worthless troll but you could do some screen grabs and contact twitter to have them remove it. __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free