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Old 08-11-2011, 12:49 AM   #1
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Yesterday I went to the store

...and was in the store for less than ten minutes. I normally take my dog with me when I go out of the house as he loves the ride. When I came out an old woman was standing by my truck...and my dog was inside barking at her. The outside temperature was mid 70's. I had both truck windows amply cracked so the inside temperature of the truck would have been possibly 5 degrees or so higher than the outside temperature. Certainly not life threatening in any way for my dog.

She informed me that she had called the police for animal abuse and endangering my dog...and proceeded to chew me out. I thanked her for her concern for animals and politely explained that my dog was not in any danger of harm...but she would have none of it. I waited for the police to show up ..during which time she continued to berate me. When the officer showed up and while I was explaining the situation to him...the old woman kept interrupting and demanding that I be arrested and that my dog be removed from me.

When he politely told her that he would do neither...because it was not a case of abuse or endangerment...she turned her ire onto the officer. When I drove off she was still yelling at the officer and I would not be surprised if he did not end of arresting her.

Funny and sad at the same time.
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Old 08-11-2011, 01:23 AM   #2
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There should be a fine for calling the police in clearly unneeded circumstances.

They are implementing tis were I live and its working wonders...
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Old 08-11-2011, 01:34 AM   #3
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There should be a fine for calling the police in clearly unneeded circumstances.

They are implementing tis were I live and its working wonders...
There should be fines penalties for all types of things like whores who make false rape claims, false domestic abuse claims etc.

I know what you are talking about with your dog as the same thing has happened to me. Only difference is I blow up and call the women cunts right to their faces and drive off. (it is always some cunt or a cunt with her emasculated boyfriend or husband) I have carted around hundreds of foster dogs in the last 10 years so it has happened to me handful of times. At no time were any of the dogs in even a tiny bit of distress. In fact I am overprotective and tend to baby them.

I also had a woman try to stop me when after I purchased something at home depot and did not feel like showing my receipt to the 400lb black female security guard. I just walked right past because it is my right as I do not appreciate being treated like a criminal. Some random old lady ran after me. I turned to her and saw her defeated husband trailing behind. I got in his face and told him to control his bitch. That was all it took and they both backed off.

Fun times dealing with people in public. Good for you for not being a wussy and standing up for yourself. What kind of dog do you have?

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Old 08-11-2011, 01:51 AM   #4
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I have a Jack Russell.
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I would love to leave you in my car on a hot summer day you piece of shit. Poor doggie.
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I have a Jack Russell.
Those dogs are psycho crazy. I got an friend who has a one of those dogs and he can throw a huge log down a steep hill and that little dog will actually drag the log back to the top. Gotta love Jack Russells.
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I would love to leave you in my car on a hot summer day you piece of shit. Poor doggie.
News flash...mid 70's is not a hot summer day...sport. Mid to high 70's is a normal summer day where I live.
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I would love to leave you in my car on a hot summer day you piece of shit. Poor doggie.
LOLZ the chicken in your avatar looks like it is not having a good day either.
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The dog can't say it's hot, roll down the window or leave the car.

80's might not be hot to you but you're not wearing a fur coat.

Think about that next time.
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Old 08-11-2011, 02:13 AM   #10
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Those dogs are psycho crazy. I got an friend who has a one of those dogs and he can throw a huge log down a steep hill and that little dog will actually drag the log back to the top. Gotta love Jack Russells.
My Jack is fearless. I often go into the wilderness. He and I both love it. One day we encountered a bear and when the bear spotted us the bear began walking away. My dog went after the bear...the bear stopped...turned and began walking back towards my dog. I quickly fired a couple of rounds from my .357 which stopped my dog and the bear from confronting one another. The bear turned away and ran off.
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My dog and I are just back from the shops. We walked. Bought some doggy treats, a squeaky to which in 5 minutes he had destroyed, cheaper to buy him a bone, some fresh milk, butter and bread.

Wonderful to live in a place where a car isn't required to go to the shops. ;)
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Old 08-11-2011, 02:18 AM   #12
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The dog can't say it's hot, roll down the window or leave the car.

80's might not be hot to you but you're not wearing a fur coat.

Think about that next time.
Both truck windows were down about half way. The dog was not in any distress what so ever. I do not need a lesson on how to care for my dog...thank you very much.
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My Jack is fearless. I often go into the wilderness. He and I both love it. One day we encountered a bear and when the bear spotted us the bear began walking away. My dog went after the bear...the bear stopped...turned and began walking back towards my dog. I quickly fired a couple of rounds from my .357 which stopped my dog and the bear from confronting one another. The bear turned away and ran off.
cool story bro!!! That is awesome. I also go hiking all the time and fucking hate when bears and mountain goats cross my path. A guy got killed by a mountain goat not too long a go near where I live. FUCK!
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My dog and I are just back from the shops. We walked. Bought some doggy treats, a squeaky to which in 5 minutes he had destroyed, cheaper to buy him a bone, some fresh milk, butter and bread.

Wonderful to live in a place where a car isn't required to go to the shops. ;)
Paul, you are my hero for having a wife that is like 200 years younger than you. Seriously you have my respect. When I am your age I will be happy to just be fucking sheep or even my pillow, but to have an actual young hot girl is amazing. No doubt you are good daddy to your pooch. I wish him/her a good life!
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News flash...mid 70's is not a hot summer day...sport. Mid to high 70's is a normal summer day where I live.
That's your excuse for being an idiot and abusing your poor doggie?
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LOLZ the chicken in your avatar looks like it is not having a good day either.
Do you rescue dogs from that shelter in your sig and then eat them for dinner? what the fuck is wrong with you? That chicken was killed instantly and was in no pain or suffering. It wasn't put in a car or a "normal" summer day to die from the heat/lack of air.
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Do you rescue dogs from that shelter in your sig and then eat them for dinner? what the fuck is wrong with you? That chicken was killed instantly and was in no pain or suffering. It wasn't put in a car or a "normal" summer day to die from the heat/lack of air.
I have not ever eaten a dog. Never will. But I would eat a human as long as that human was fed organic food exclusively and exercised daily. I hear the palm of the hand is really good tasting.
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...and was in the store for less than ten minutes. I normally take my dog with me when I go out of the house as he loves the ride. When I came out an old woman was standing by my truck...and my dog was inside barking at her. The outside temperature was mid 70's. I had both truck windows amply cracked so the inside temperature of the truck would have been possibly 5 degrees or so higher than the outside temperature. Certainly not life threatening in any way for my dog.

She informed me that she had called the police for animal abuse and endangering my dog...and proceeded to chew me out. I thanked her for her concern for animals and politely explained that my dog was not in any danger of harm...but she would have none of it. I waited for the police to show up ..during which time she continued to berate me. When the officer showed up and while I was explaining the situation to him...the old woman kept interrupting and demanding that I be arrested and that my dog be removed from me.

When he politely told her that he would do neither...because it was not a case of abuse or endangerment...she turned her ire onto the officer. When I drove off she was still yelling at the officer and I would not be surprised if he did not end of arresting her.

Funny and sad at the same time.
crazy people, how hard is their life...
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I took a walk around my neighborhood this evening. I stopped at the crazy old cat lady's house and rang her doorbell. Then I pushed her down and kicked six of her cats. Her grandaughter saw me do it. She is a girl scout so I stole all her cookies. Except for the coconut macaroons, I dont like those.
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you have more patience than i do
I would have told the lady to go fuck herself and would have driven away within minutes
Police officers make me nervous
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you have more patience than i do
I would have told the lady to go fuck herself and would have driven away within minutes
Police officers make me nervous
and spitting on her fucking face too
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LOLZ the chicken in your avatar looks like it is not having a good day either.
Yeah poor chicken. Looks like OP had his way with ole henrietta.
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Do you rescue dogs from that shelter in your sig and then eat them for dinner? what the fuck is wrong with you? That chicken was killed instantly and was in no pain or suffering. It wasn't put in a car or a "normal" summer day to die from the heat/lack of air.
You really think chickens, that we eat, don't suffer?

this guy. lol
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Do you rescue dogs from that shelter in your sig and then eat them for dinner? what the fuck is wrong with you? That chicken was killed instantly and was in no pain or suffering. It wasn't put in a car or a "normal" summer day to die from the heat/lack of air.

They have a few of these clips about pigs, cows, etc.
Kind of interesting to watch this as one doesn't usually know how much it can suck for the animals.
Here is the one for chickens.

I'm not against anyone eating meat, etc. just posting this to show that they seem to go through a bit of suffering.

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Lol wtf... Some people really out of their mind... Neways you came out safe.. Cheers man!!
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I just crack the windows about an inch, leave the air on high with the truck running, lock the doors.

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Had a woman do something like that to me for smoking outside ... I was poluting the air that she breathes, etc etc ... I let her rant for about 5 minutes and then said:

Lady, have you ever ever in your life let a FART?????

She was stunned to say the least.
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Love this story, gotta enjoy it when sour cunts like that don't get their way.
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Why wait around for the police? I would have just told her to fuck off.
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you have more patience than i do
I would have told the lady to go fuck herself and would have driven away within minutes
Police officers make me nervous
She was old and her zeal was misguided but I applaud her concern about my dog/animals...which is basically what I politely explained to her. As for waiting for the police...I do not have a problem with police in general...and preferred to settle the matter at the time than possibly get pulled over or get a knock at my door at a later time. The whole event was really a non issue other than the misguided zeal of an old woman.
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