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Old 08-22-2011, 04:55 PM   #1
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Doesn't Fleshlight Offer a Military Discount?

I know I've seen it somewhere but can't locate it on their site. I have a group of Marines down in Pendelton with it at the top of their wish lists.
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Old 08-22-2011, 04:58 PM   #2
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very un-American if they don't.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:24 PM   #3
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If that's the case i may have to pick one up if it's still affordable. I'm gonna park right here.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:31 PM   #4
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Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best


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Old 08-22-2011, 08:07 PM   #5
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Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best


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Old 08-22-2011, 08:55 PM   #6
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I have a group of Marines down in Pendelton with it at the top of their wish lists.


Screw the Fleshlight, all I can imagine is Jenni and her group of Marines...

Ms Dahling, the country owes you a 21-cock salute for this patriotic gesture:



Please hurry though, the situation is getting desperate - some of the troops are starting to fashion their own IFDs...Improvised Fleshlight Devices, and the rims of the chip cans are causing them to take some horrific unnecessary casualties:





Support our Troops, and give them the Fleshlights they need and deserve!!!



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Old 08-22-2011, 08:57 PM   #7
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Email any contact you have over there. They've been very accommodating on much lesser things.

Maybe your boys can do a promo shot of them all using their FleshLights in the shower?
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Old 08-23-2011, 11:40 AM   #8
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Popular Marine cadence .......

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Issue my fleshlight to another Marine,
It served me well and I know it's clean

Put me in a set of Dress Blues,
Comb my hair and shine my shoes.

Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best


Nicely done! My cousin is a Master Gunnery Sgt stationed in Japan but is visiting Pendelton for the week. I gave him one years ago when he was in Iraq and he said it made him very happy but I think it's time for a replacement.
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Old 08-23-2011, 12:39 PM   #9
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Nicely done! My cousin is a Master Gunnery Sgt stationed in Japan but is visiting Pendelton for the week. I gave him one years ago when he was in Iraq and he said it made him very happy but I think it's time for a replacement.
Hey Jenni.. I popped you a note on FB
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