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Old 09-10-2011, 09:43 PM   #1
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Pope Forgives Molested Children



VATICAN CITY - Calling forgiveness "one of the highest virtues taught to us by Jesus," Pope John Paul II issued a papal decree Monday absolving priest-molested children of all sin.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pop...-children,101/
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Old 09-10-2011, 09:47 PM   #2
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If they hadn't led the priests on none of this would have happened.
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Old 09-10-2011, 09:47 PM   #3
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WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO BE ABSOLVED FROM ????? Fucking Cock Sucker !! being molested by one of his own?? what a joke
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Old 09-10-2011, 09:52 PM   #4
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Did any priests do hard time?

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Old 09-10-2011, 09:58 PM   #5
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Did any priests do hard time?

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They only sucked hard cocks
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:06 AM   #6
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In case anyone didn't notice, the link goes to The Onion, a prank site. Same site:
http://mobile.theonion.com/video/rem...ared-to,21322/
http://www.theonion.com/?mobile=false
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:16 AM   #7
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In case anyone didn't notice, the link goes to The Onion, a prank site. Same site:
http://mobile.theonion.com/video/rem...ared-to,21322/
http://www.theonion.com/?mobile=false
Yeah we know, dildo.
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:22 AM   #8
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In case anyone didn't notice, the link goes to The Onion, a prank site. Same site:
http://mobile.theonion.com/video/rem...ared-to,21322/
http://www.theonion.com/?mobile=false


Way to spoil it for others dude...
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:26 AM   #9
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Yeah we know, dildo.

Read JFK's post again, jackass. It's late and people miss things that they'd normally see immediately.

Actually, seriously think NOBODY at gfy is going to fall for something stupid?
Have you ever been here before? I could post saying that Obama announced that he's getting a sex change operation and SOMEONE would believe it . Hell a few days ago we had a thread full of people who think the space program is fake. They think GPS runs on carrier pigeons I guess.

Heck last week there was an even sillier thread.
Someone actually thought we'd had a decent president recently.

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Old 09-11-2011, 12:48 AM   #10
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Way to spoil it for others dude...
I kinda felt bad about that, but then again I know some of the people here...

If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure we know who will STILL fall for it even after reading this. Their names start with "O".

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Old 09-11-2011, 03:50 AM   #11
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So he's forgiving the children as if it was their fault that they got molested? That's basically what it looks like. Oh yes, religion is so good.. Right! Fuck the pope and all religions.
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Old 09-11-2011, 04:36 AM   #12
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WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO BE ABSOLVED FROM ????? Fucking Cock Sucker !! being molested by one of his own?? what a joke
It's the onion
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Old 09-11-2011, 05:38 AM   #13
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ugh guys ...... Sorry, drunken posting last night.............. I am so ashamed, I did fall for it
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:09 AM   #15
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This is a difficult situation for the church. I usually say "it's God's little secret", give them a pat on the bottom, and they are off. Most children do not come in for confession besides once in grade school for the Sacrament of Reconciliation. So I really think this is a non-issue.
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:09 AM   #16
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ugh guys ...... Sorry, drunken posting last night.............. I am so ashamed, I did fall for it
I was like... he faking it good or what lol
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:12 AM   #17
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It's ok JFK, I absolve you of your error. ;)
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:33 AM   #18
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VATICAN CITY - Calling forgiveness "one of the highest virtues taught to us by Jesus," Pope John Paul II issued a papal decree Monday absolving priest-molested children of all sin.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pop...-children,101/
the 4 F's... find em, feel em, fuck em, forgive em..
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the 4 F's... find em, feel em, fuck em, forgive em..
LOL that's pretty cute.

The way we learn it in seminary though, is Ferret, Frolick, Fornicate, Forgive (oneself).
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Old 09-11-2011, 07:34 AM   #21
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Good to know GFY puts only the most observant of folks in charge. With a knee-jerk that hard I'm surprised you still have legs.

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Good to know GFY puts only the most observant of folks in charge.
Lensman used to run all these fake nicks, get drunk and post, and ban himself the next morning.

why this site so successful lol
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Good to know GFY puts only the most observant of folks in charge. With a knee-jerk that hard I'm surprised you still have legs.
cant really feel em today
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