Porn Studio Pink Visual Begins Work on Underground Bunker For 2012 Apocalypse - GoFuckYourself.com

glamourmodels · 09-15-2011, 04:13 AM

LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ?Post-Apocalyptic? Underground Bunker

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LOS ANGELES (CBS) ? A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a ?post-apocalyptic? underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be ?far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave? with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

?Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,? said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, ?whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.?

The studio?s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster ?even if those websites are only available on the bunker?s self-contained local network by that time,? Boyer added.

He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over ?security concerns?.

The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will ?likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.?

Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.

So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/...ground-bunker/

Hey guys, how about an invite?? hehe

bloggerz · 09-15-2011, 05:20 AM

lol really?

PR_Glen · 09-15-2011, 06:47 AM

catastrophes 'rumored to take place'... that's just embarrassing...

rumored by who?

Just Alex · 09-15-2011, 06:49 AM

Nice PR.

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Much more creative PR than offering the celeb of the minute a million $ contract.

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Wizzo · 09-15-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

catastrophes 'rumored to take place'... that's just embarrassing...

rumored by who?

The Aztecs!

Dappz · 09-15-2011, 10:07 AM

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mchacal · 09-15-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

The Aztecs!

Funny how they couldn't predict their own extinction

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JamesGw · 09-15-2011, 10:20 AM

I lolled @ this.

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pornguy · 09-15-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

catastrophes 'rumored to take place'... that's just embarrassing...

rumored by who?

Exactly my question..

People keep saying the Mayans predicted it but they did not. They just stopped working on the Calendar.

AaronM · 09-15-2011, 11:27 AM

They should have built this last year.

hdkiller · 09-16-2011, 05:21 AM

They see it coming

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