This girl admits to being a Porta Potty for cash.... - GoFuckYourself.com

vsex · 10-05-2011, 10:38 AM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I?ve been a huge fan of TheDirty for a few years now and have never had anything to submit and after giving it a very long thought, I decide to submit myself into TheDirty.com for what I have been doing for the past several years of my life? kinda of my confession I guess. At 18 I went to CSUF and hated school and having to work wasn?t really my thing? So my roommate started stripping and after a few nights of seeing how much she made, I joined the industry? long story short within a few years I was working full time at the Rhino and making a killing? One of my co workers showed up in a brand new Bentley and that day changed my life as I knew it. For the last few years of my life Nik, I have been getting degraded like no other, yes I have traveled everywhere in the world but the price I paid is now only affecting my life and my mind. These guys are so rich, hate their wives and bored with life they are willing to pay anything for their crazy sex fetishes and I was crazy enough to expect the money. I?ve had to be gangbanged and bukkaked by over 20 Saudi royalty at once (made 40K) in two days so it was worth it. I?ve literally been pissed on and sh*tted on so many times I just don?t understand why they like it (after the 3rd time you get sh*t on you get use to it). I?ve had to have sex with a male German Shepard dog in front of them, I?ve had to stick numerous objects in my ass and their ass*s as well, I?ve got paid to eat sh*t, I?ve got paid to get beat up, I even had to stick a live Salmon in some 65 year olds man ass? I?ve had sex with their 14 year old boys to make them men, I?ve drank cups of c*m and have smeared my face with their sh*t. So to all you ladies that are going to bash me. I?m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. I?m now retired and can have normal sex with whomever I want.

Turns out she's this girl:
She's the one on the right-

and here on the left-

Crazy what some of these party chicks will do for money

Cue CurrentlySober......

BlackCrayon · 10-05-2011, 10:46 AM

doubt she'll stay sober and sane. probably will have the money gone in a couple years.

CurrentlySober · 10-05-2011, 10:48 AM

My next wife...

seeric · 10-05-2011, 10:49 AM

She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

Spunky · 10-05-2011, 10:54 AM

I couldn't do that for a million..damn

vsex · 10-05-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric

She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

obviously she's not the brightest bulb....

IllTestYourGirls · 10-05-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric

She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

I was assuming since she said liquid, that she has a lot of assets making her money.

MaDalton · 10-05-2011, 10:56 AM

she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

stever · 10-05-2011, 11:07 AM

wow what a role model she is

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-05-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

seriously.....i would rather have 100 of my nightmares that freak me the fuck out than even 1 of hers

PR_Glen · 10-05-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

she'll probably spend that million on coke to forget where it came from

That's pretty funny.. hehe or even psychiatric bills...

Is she seriously bragging about fucking dogs and eating shit here? Aren't these things that hill folk make their mentally challenged cousins do for sport?

garce · 10-05-2011, 11:20 AM

I think I'm in love with her.

96ukssob · 10-05-2011, 11:22 AM

WOW!

this chick I knew when I first moved to LA was a stripper. she told me that this guy would come by once a week and ask her to shit into a styrofoam cup and pay her $250!

she once got paid a fucking $1,000 to go shit in a guys mouth! WTF?!?! why cant i be born a girl

vsex · 10-05-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

WOW!

this chick I knew when I first moved to LA was a stripper. she told me that this guy would come by once a week and ask her to shit into a styrofoam cup and pay her $250!

she once got paid a fucking $1,000 to go shit in a guys mouth! WTF?!?! why cant i be born a girl

Apparently she decided to go for the bigger money when they shit in her mouth.

BareBacked · 10-05-2011, 11:33 AM

Was posted a few weeks ago right?

Kenny B! · 10-05-2011, 11:50 AM

Well good on her most local girls here would do that for line of blow and a bag of weed!

BlackCrayon · 10-05-2011, 12:09 PM

i know a girl who supposidly did a 40 man gangbang for 1500 bucks. girls are nuts, or should i say drug addicts are nuts.

L-Pink · 10-05-2011, 12:14 PM

A series of loser boyfriends will drain her bank account and her looks.

.

PR_Sebas · 10-05-2011, 01:04 PM

I call bullshit on this story. I don't feel like going to The Dirty and investigating, but this feels like some ex bf or crazy stalker who decided to "get" this girl by making up this bullshit story and submitting it as if he was her.

Who admits to being shit on, even if it's for a million bucks?

vsex · 10-05-2011, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Sebas

I call bullshit on this story. I don't feel like going to The Dirty and investigating, but this feels like some ex bf or crazy stalker who decided to "get" this girl by making up this bullshit story and submitting it as if he was her.

Who admits to being shit on, even if it's for a million bucks?

We're not talking about the most stable of people here.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 10-05-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Sebas

I call bullshit on this story.

Exactly! Shenanigans.

BareBacked · 10-05-2011, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric

She's retired with a million dollars?

Where does she live that she can retire on a million dollars?

You can't retire on a mil in Cali baby.

Jalisco, Mexico?

From the story you are worried about her finances?

pornguy · 10-05-2011, 01:31 PM

That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

epitome · 10-05-2011, 02:22 PM

Fake or incredibly dumb. If real she will be having an appointment with the IRS and police.

epitome · 10-05-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

Yeah OP is an idiot for even posting that here.

Deej · 10-05-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

That little statement about the under age stuff can land her ass in jail.

What are the age of consent laws in Saudi?

rogueteens · 10-05-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

What are the age of consent laws in Saudi?

According to Wiki, there isn't one.

vsex · 10-05-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Yeah OP is an idiot for even posting that here.

Yeah, cuz no one else saw that on thedirty.com

thickcash_amo · 10-05-2011, 04:08 PM

So is she saying I should be jealous of her? She can keep her money if thats the kind of humiliating shit you have to go through to get it. I'll get mine the old fashion way and work

PastorSinAlot · 10-05-2011, 04:42 PM

nice read

WebCashMaker · 10-05-2011, 05:03 PM

I guess the IRS will pay her a visit to get their share of that 1 million !

CaptainHowdy · 10-05-2011, 05:49 PM

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GatorB · 10-05-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

i know a girl who supposidly did a 40 man gangbang for 1500 bucks. girls are nuts, or should i say drug addicts are nuts.

$37.50 per dude? what cheap whore.

Phoenix · 10-05-2011, 06:43 PM

girls get fucked by dogs after the bar sometimes..lol
dont knock her down...i hope she has more then 1 million cash though

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BIGTYMER · 10-05-2011, 09:09 PM

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10-05-2011, 10:38 AM	#1
vsex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: East and West Coast Beaches Posts: 1,277	This girl admits to being a Porta Potty for cash.... Thedirty.com THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I?ve been a huge fan of TheDirty for a few years now and have never had anything to submit and after giving it a very long thought, I decide to submit myself into TheDirty.com for what I have been doing for the past several years of my life? kinda of my confession I guess. At 18 I went to CSUF and hated school and having to work wasn?t really my thing? So my roommate started stripping and after a few nights of seeing how much she made, I joined the industry? long story short within a few years I was working full time at the Rhino and making a killing? One of my co workers showed up in a brand new Bentley and that day changed my life as I knew it. For the last few years of my life Nik, I have been getting degraded like no other, yes I have traveled everywhere in the world but the price I paid is now only affecting my life and my mind. These guys are so rich, hate their wives and bored with life they are willing to pay anything for their crazy sex fetishes and I was crazy enough to expect the money. I?ve had to be gangbanged and bukkaked by over 20 Saudi royalty at once (made 40K) in two days so it was worth it. I?ve literally been pissed on and shtted on so many times I just don?t understand why they like it (after the 3rd time you get sht on you get use to it). I?ve had to have sex with a male German Shepard dog in front of them, I?ve had to stick numerous objects in my ass and their asss as well, I?ve got paid to eat sht, I?ve got paid to get beat up, I even had to stick a live Salmon in some 65 year olds man ass? I?ve had sex with their 14 year old boys to make them men, I?ve drank cups of cm and have smeared my face with their sht. So to all you ladies that are going to bash me. I?m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. I?m now retired and can have normal sex with whomever I want. Turns out she's this girl: She's the one on the right- and here on the left- Crazy what some of these party chicks will do for money Cue CurrentlySober...... __________________ VSEX.COM AFFILIATES [email protected] New Model Signup Most realistic thing ever written on GFY: Shap: "Solidarity is nice in theory but this industry has proven time and time again it can not stand together. The best advice I can give you is to do what is best for you with both your short term and long term goals in mind."

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PR_Sebas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,825	I call bullshit on this story. I don't feel like going to The Dirty and investigating, but this feels like some ex bf or crazy stalker who decided to "get" this girl by making up this bullshit story and submitting it as if he was her. Who admits to being shit on, even if it's for a million bucks? __________________

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