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Old 10-08-2011, 01:50 AM   #1
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How to troll better today

If you win an award for trolling it's hard to know where to go after that. Here are some ideas.

1) Take the most successful shooter working in online and say he is shit

2) Despite having the two of the worst tours available online, post threads offering people advice on tours

3) When it is well known you think teachers, and I quote, "must have an will of iron" not to fuck the children then teach, pretend you are going to start teaching children

4) When you have no promotional videos on your site that show the girl selling the product, advise people to make promotional videos on your site that show the girl selling the product

5) Repeatedly say the largest and most successful online company boss is an idiot
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Old 10-08-2011, 02:42 AM   #2
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Old 10-08-2011, 02:44 AM   #3
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Old 10-08-2011, 02:46 AM   #4
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Old 10-08-2011, 03:37 AM   #5
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:47 AM   #6
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Damian's problem is he shit in a job that pays badly.

Hence his living room and shitty wardrobe. http://vimeo.com/8079940

Takes a good idea and do it very badly. http://vimeo.com/8897041

Thinks he has a clue about marketing, which is where he earns his living by giving people marketing advice. When this is the best he can do. http://damianjennings.com/

He lives here.



I live here.



You should of come and seen my little cottage and learned what a fool can earn in a good job. So much more than what a fool earns in a crap job. Or a job he's crap at.

And tries annoy a man who has this behind him.

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Old 10-08-2011, 04:49 AM   #7
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Wish he would shut the fuck up already.
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:55 AM   #8
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Not sure Mr. Jennings ... Perhaps you can enlighten us ...
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:58 AM   #9
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The days of real trolling are long gone. It's not over til someone's site is taken down.

aah the good ole days, I miss quiet. I remember when he did that for us. hahahaha
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Old 10-08-2011, 05:42 AM   #10
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Paul, you are FUCKING SHIT at this 'ignore' feature aren't you?

LOL!

And posting the google maps of where i used to live is still creepy. A bunch of us were discussing when you did that in Amsterdam. People were really freaked out you went so far in your "scary stalker" board character.

So anyway, this job you've got teaching children, do you feel you will be able to resist fucking them mercilessly?

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Old 10-08-2011, 05:43 AM   #11
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Not sure Mr. Jennings ... Perhaps you can enlighten us ...
I don't know how I can enlighten you, Marion. You are a fat old virgin living in a garage. You already are troll personified.

You should do a shoot for Paul.
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Old 10-08-2011, 08:05 AM   #12
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op is the runner up champ for trolling though
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Old 10-08-2011, 08:10 AM   #13
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turn this into n ebook.
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Old 10-08-2011, 08:46 AM   #14
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Marion You are a fat old virgin living in a garage. You already are troll personified.

You should do a shoot for Paul.

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Old 10-08-2011, 10:18 AM   #15
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