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moeloubani · 10-10-2011, 02:01 AM

sounds good if the list for girls includes cooking, cleaning, sucking dick and the occasional rim job

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-10-2011, 02:02 AM

ADG

MaxCandy · 10-10-2011, 02:04 AM

I just have one rule "She is always right, the fact you thought she was wrong just makes you more wrong and her more right"

KLAN · 10-10-2011, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

sojproductions · 10-10-2011, 02:22 AM

point 11 is a good one, never talk about ex's, it always comes back to bite me on the ass!

kane · 10-10-2011, 02:49 AM

The only one that is messed up is #15 Ask why she is mad at you.

Sometimes girls are just emotional. It is how they are wired. You might have said or done something to hurt their feelings and they are mad at you and you really don't know why. It is better to find out what that is so you don't do it again than to just give some disingenuous apology for something you don't know you did. In my experience that just makes the more pissed because they think you don't even care enough to know what you did wrong you are just disregarding their feelings completely.

shade001 · 10-10-2011, 03:46 AM

Did you just break up with someone? That's usually when these lists pop out.

shade001 · 10-10-2011, 03:48 AM

Btw, we have to ask you psycho chicks why you are mad on occasion.........as you fly off the handle for no obvious reason. So take that off your list and get me a beer.

seeandsee · 10-10-2011, 04:02 AM

so better nothing to say in front of the girl. mother fucking jesus

2intense · 10-10-2011, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

MrBottomTooth · 10-10-2011, 05:01 AM

Might as well just cut off your dick and become a eunuch.

CaptainHowdy · 10-10-2011, 05:24 AM

A regulation of what a woman wants or doesn't want to be told doesn't exist ...

Emil · 10-10-2011, 05:58 AM

Yeah guys, dont go to a party where there might be other girls, your GF might worry! You better hide in the basement.

TheSquealer · 10-10-2011, 05:59 AM

Sounds like a smug bitch just got dumped to me

Relationships are not about what an individual wants or expects

MaDalton · 10-10-2011, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Emma

i can tell you where to put that list - but you have to print it first.

adbash · 10-10-2011, 06:35 AM

he can always put it online, with a whole desktop hehe.

bronco67 · 10-10-2011, 06:39 AM

21. Don't put her on a pedestal, because there's always a million other girls out there.

L-Pink · 10-10-2011, 06:58 AM

ADG, that's a great list, lol.

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Sly · 10-10-2011, 07:13 AM

This list was written by a recent born feminist that just got dumped by the love of her life because she was such a bitch.

u-Bob · 10-10-2011, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This list was written by a recent born feminist that just got dumped by the love of her life because she was such a bitch.

we've got a winner.

cherrylula · 10-10-2011, 07:20 AM

I stopped at the first three, all dumb. Obviously the author doesn't have a man.

vsex · 10-10-2011, 07:24 AM

This is why hookers do so much business and make so much money!

nico-t · 10-10-2011, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This list was written by a recent born feminist that just got dumped by the love of her life because she was such a bitch.

bullshit list

BettingHandle · 10-10-2011, 09:11 AM

DBS.US · 10-10-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Fuck! We had so may viewers they crashed the site

Vendzilla · 10-10-2011, 09:21 AM

In Vietnam I hear the women walk in front of the men,

Something to do with landmines?

media · 10-10-2011, 09:28 AM

The Good Wife's Guide

From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

MaDalton · 10-10-2011, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

The Good Wife's Guide

From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

Bladewire · 10-10-2011, 10:31 AM

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I'm soooooo glad I don't have to guess what the other guy wants or needs

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sinclair · 10-10-2011, 10:58 AM

I'm so glad I date whores and not girls. Because I could give a shit less about that list.

LAJ · 10-10-2011, 11:02 AM

That list is lame. And close to half of it is BS.

alias · 10-10-2011, 11:20 AM

Lesbian propaganda.

bigpappa17934 · 10-10-2011, 11:34 AM

I'm with you man!

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Originally Posted by bronco67

21. Don't put her on a pedestal, because there's always a million other girls out there.

Spunky · 10-10-2011, 11:36 AM

I like Media's list much better

Double trouble · 10-10-2011, 11:47 AM

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Scott McD · 10-10-2011, 11:48 AM

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What fucking fat lesbian whorebag wrote that horse pile of shit ???

Persius · 10-10-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What fucking fat lesbian whorebag wrote that horse pile of shit ???

Bladewire · 10-10-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What fucking fat lesbian whorebag wrote that horse pile of shit ???

Promo piece for the new Rosie show premiering tonight on OWN

crockett · 10-10-2011, 12:28 PM

Yet a woman would pretty much expect a double standard for herself on 90% of the things they expect men not to do.

John-ACWM · 10-10-2011, 01:11 PM

Indeed! Thanks for the laughs!

gideongallery · 10-10-2011, 04:36 PM

thickcash_amo · 10-10-2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

What fucking fat lesbian whorebag wrote that horse pile of shit ???

Even lesbians are that fucking whiny!!

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	The only one that is messed up is #15 Ask why she is mad at you. Sometimes girls are just emotional. It is how they are wired. You might have said or done something to hurt their feelings and they are mad at you and you really don't know why. It is better to find out what that is so you don't do it again than to just give some disingenuous apology for something you don't know you did. In my experience that just makes the more pissed because they think you don't even care enough to know what you did wrong you are just disregarding their feelings completely.

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