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they gonna get some nice sales from that
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Vivid got some porn show on going on Viasat Explorer chanel
a few days ago they showed Steve Hirsch's little kids they were at home, a little girl and a boy, and some pornstars came to hang out with them i thought it was weird |
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does he think he is Charlie Sheen? so sad to use your kids like that.
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porn sells ;)
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I actually really like a few of the movies they've put out over the past year. Especially The Condemned and Malice In LaLaLand, but they really need to step things up with the pseudo celeb stuff. That's why I laid out a plan which is so perfect that there is no way in hell anyone from Vivid's PR department would show it to the big man because it will make them look like a bunch of worthless amateurs. Then again, with the recession and piracy and all that stuff, I guess you really can't blame them for wanting to appear somewhat competent.
![]() Redefining The Celebrity Sex Tape The first celebrity sex tape was with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee back in 1998 and it was a pretty big deal. Pamela Anderson was a huge star at the time and despite it having been 6 or so years since Motley Crüe was at the height of their popularity, it was quite well known that Tommy Lee was a badass. Since the Pamela and Tommy Lee celebrity sex tape, it seems like the term ‘celebrity’ has been tossed around a little too lightly. Either that or I’m just too snobby and don’t watch enough TV. It seems to me that a celebrity sex tape does not truly become a celebrity sex tape until after the celebrity sex tape is released because the girls who are in those sex tapes are not yet celebrities no matter how hard they’ve tried. It’s almost as if ‘leaking’ a sex tape and turning their legal team into a marketing team is the nuclear option in their hellbent quest to become famous. Or, in some cases, it’s something to do when they want to recapture the glory days of their 15 minutes. The Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, and Kim Kardashian celebrity sex tapes can fit into either one or the other or even both of those categories. Last December, Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch gave his celebrity sex tape wish list. The list had some pretty big names. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Posh and David Beckham. Gisele and Tom Brady. Making a list like that is a brilliant idea and great for PR and whatnot but aside from maybe Lindsay Lohan, who was also on the list, it’s likely that none of them will ever do a celebrity sex tape. Why not? Simple. The Kate Beckinsales of the world do not want to be clumped in with the Tila Tequilas of the world. And can you really blame them? The fact that they don’t is probably a big reason why we would want to see them do a celebrity sex tape in the first place. If we want to see true A-listers like Emmanuelle Chriqui or Olivia Wilde do a sex tape, we need to redefine the perception of the types of celebrities who we think would do a celebrity sex tape. That process starts now. Step one is to look for inspiration outside the US. Croatian singer and actress Severina Vuckovic did a celebrity sex tape. An absolutely stunning Paraguayan model named Claudia Galanti did a celebrity sex tape. A beautiful Brazilian model and former Miss Earth Priscilla Meirelles did a celebrity sex tape. Greek model and actress Julia Alexandratou did a celebrity sex tape. Ridiculously hot French model Helena Karel did several sex tapes. They were all viewed as beautiful, classy women before doing a celebrity sex tape and they are still viewed as beautiful, classy women after having done a celebrity sex tape. I’m sure part of that acceptance has to do with the various acceptance levels of their respective cultures. If that is indeed the case, ask yourself this – “Do you want to be part of a culture that has to settle for a Tila Tequila celebrity sex tape?” I sure as fuck don’t. Maybe I’m just an idealist, but I’d like to think that the Tila Tequila celebrity sex tape has been as popular as it has been because of the world class marketing prowess of Vivid and not just because there are so many people out there who actually want to watch Tila Tequila have sex. I don’t even know why she is even famous but, having watched a total of twelve full length feature porn movies before doing a Top Ten Porn Actresses list based solely on acting ability, I can tell you with the utmost certainty that each and every one of the girls on that list is more talented and better looking than her. It’s really not even close. I mean, if it’s just the ‘sex tape’ part of the equation that you want, there’s no need to trick yourself into believing that Tila Tequila is a celebrity when you can just watch Tori Black, Nikki Jayne, or Lily LaBeau. They’re better looking, they’re more talented, and they’re better at sex. Step two is to not only look for inspiration from across the pond, but to also court celebrities from across the pond. When you consider that Chloë Sevigny blew Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny, and that the US is not nearly as sexually open minded as France, is it really much of a stretch to think that Clémence Poésy would consider doing one hardcore scene with someone who is not Vincent Gallo? I don’t think so. Celebrities from France, Germany, The US, Canada, Israel, and The UK are included on the list below. Step three in putting the ‘celebrity’ back into ‘celebrity sex tape’ is to integrate charity into the process of making an offer. Let’s get real. Mila Kunis probably doesn’t need the money, so offering her $1 million to do a sex tape is an effort in futility. But does Mila Kunis like puppies? Of course she does. Everyone likes puppies. So then just offer to donate $1 million in her name to the ASPCA. Done. After the successful completion of these three crucial ‘next steps’ of the celebrity sex tape evolution, when an agent asks one of these beautiful, classy, and talented women if they’d consider doing a celebrity sex tape, the reaction will be “You know, I won’t be doing anything worse than what Helena Karel or Severina Vuckovic did and if I give half the money to the American Cancer Society and half to ASPCA, I can help fight cancer and save thousands of puppies. Where do I sign?” or “Would the donation be much more for anal?” instead of “Didn’t Paris Hilton do one of those? Fuck no. You’re fired!” With that, and under the hope that we as a society can work together in changing the perception of the types of celebrities who do celebrity sex tapes and thereby put the ‘celebrity’ back into ‘celebrity sex tape’, I give you the Starlet Sheet 12 For 12 Top 10 Most Wanted Celebrity Sex Tapes list. Courtesy of Mr. Skin, each of them have an have an accompanying clip which will play right here directly on the screen. Also, I haven’t bothered to count, but I think there’s actually more like 18 or 19 on the list. I only used the number “10″ as a guideline. No sense in limiting yourself, right? Oh, and one more thing. If you happen to see that you’re on this list, do us all a favor and remember the puppies. http://www.starletsheet.com/features...leb-sex-tapes/
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Steven is a scumbag and a blight on the porn industry not a hero...
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Congratz !!!
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Not sure why that's even a story worth having on CNN.
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Slow news day? They did'nt get the Ghadaffy killing in time ?
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Vivid has built up so much brand equity over the years that it doesn't even need to be news. They use CNN and TMZ much in the same way that many people in the industry use XBIZ. It's beautiful. Not only that, but every time they get mentioned on one of those two sites, dozens of websites and blogs pick up the story and linkback or mention Vivid. The reason I wrote that celebrity thing above was because I wanted to get in on that action. TMZ specifically.
I don't think I had ever even read anything on TMZ beforehand, I just knew that Vivid had a contact there and that I wanted to write something that would be good enough to where they would hopefully help me in getting it picked up. A painstaking amount of detail was put into that piece. From the TMZ friendly way that it's worded to the Clemence Poesy/Chloe Sevigny parallel. While a mention on TMZ is not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, I fucking hate link exchanges, refuse to link to crap, and would rather take the time to do something like that than waste away on linkspun. Oh well. So it goes.
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I call Bullshit. If it's not an online porn company they don't have the money. Well known fact all the money in porn is only in online porn. </sarcasm>
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I didn't know Vivid purchased the rights to the Paris Hilton tape.
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