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one eight · 02-19-2010, 03:28 PM

Anybody been?

Looking forward to the beaches and salsa dancing!

Caligari · 02-19-2010, 03:34 PM

some nice beaches and hot babes, make sure you go to (i believe its called) plaza bolivar at night and see this dance troup called "candela viva" about 20 or so dancers and live musicians...amazing. some of the girls in the group are stunning.

one eight · 02-19-2010, 03:55 PM

cool - thanks!

JP513 · 02-19-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by one eight

Anybody been?

Looking forward to the beaches and salsa dancing!

I have but not in a few years. I miss it. Whores available on the beach and at La Dolce Vita. I heard prices were through the roof there now.

DWB · 02-19-2010, 04:16 PM

The beach there is ehhhhh, but you can hop over to the Rosario Islands which is near by. MUCH better. The beaches on land are pretty disappointing, though there is plenty of hot tail to be found there.

If it's still open, La Dulce Vida (expensive whores), is where the best looking hookers are, though if you don't mind some local grit, head off with the locals to the locals whore houses.

The old city is charming. Very cool place, just avoid the little glue sniffing kids.

Lots to do there, just wonder about and STAY AWAY from a guy named Oscar Florez. Trust me. He's a fucking DIRT BAG. He tried to have me killed, machine guns, bullets, the whole nine. Bad news.

If you party, you'll never touch the crap in your country again. You're now getting it at the source.

Enjoy!

DWB · 02-19-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

make sure you go to (i believe its called) plaza bolivar at night and see this dance troup called "candela viva" about 20 or so dancers and live musicians...amazing. some of the girls in the group are stunning.

This is in the heart of the old city. At night is just wonderful there. Great dining too.

Lots of beggars there and people who bother you while you eat. I usually pay one of the guards some pesos to keep people away from me so we're not disturbed.

Take the horse drawn buggies around, jump on the party bus. Good times down there.

one eight · 02-19-2010, 05:48 PM

Thanks a lot, guys - Haven't been out of US since living in Costa Rica, so really excited to get back in the saddle. Booked a nice little apartment in Laguito.

I'll be there during Semana Santa, were either of you there, then? I think it'll be really busy.

I've been doing some reading about the old town, plaza, outer-island beachs- all looks great. Also that bus tour.. I'm a little older, have some game, and usually fly solo.. but i keep reading how fun that Chivas tour is, might just try it.

Chosen · 02-19-2010, 08:41 PM

Haven't been there yet

Caligari · 02-19-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

If you party, you'll never touch the crap in your country again. You're now getting it at the source.
Enjoy!

you got that right, hell almost anywhere in south america the stuff is insane, but Colombia/Bolivia is the shite! i met dudes who only went to colombia to do that for a month...a waste if you ask me, but i guess its a good way to get it out of your system.

of course now in bolivia they actually have bars with menus of different flavors...route 39 i believe is one of them.

Caligari · 02-19-2010, 09:12 PM

and if you have time try to get inland to medellin...beautiful city.

Konkan · 02-20-2010, 04:40 AM

If you don`t speak spanish, no way.......but they have a really good hookers for a 70$/h.

Raf1 · 02-20-2010, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

This is in the heart of the old city. At night is just wonderful there. Great dining too.

Lots of beggars there and people who bother you while you eat. I usually pay one of the guards some pesos to keep people away from me so we're not disturbed.

Take the horse drawn buggies around, jump on the party bus. Good times down there.

some good advice here

kmanrox · 02-20-2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Konkan

If you don`t speak spanish, no way.......but they have a really good hookers for a 70$/h.

get em for $15 for 1.5hrs in TH or $5 an hour in cambodia if you're looking for more bang for your buck

CaptainHowdy · 02-20-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Lots to do there, just wonder about and STAY AWAY from a guy named Oscar Florez. Trust me. He's a fucking DIRT BAG. He tried to have me killed, machine guns, bullets, the whole nine. Bad news.

That's a life worth living...

JP513 · 02-20-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

some nice beaches and hot babes, make sure you go to (i believe its called) plaza bolivar at night

is it close to Plaza Santo Domingo?

Caligari · 02-20-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JP513

is it close to Plaza Santo Domingo?

don't know, but its in the city center and its a fair size, enough to accomodate 20 plus wild dancers and a group of crazed musicians!

directfiesta · 02-20-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

The beach there is ehhhhh, but you can hop over to the Rosario Islands which is near by. MUCH better. The beaches on land are pretty disappointing, though there is plenty of hot tail to be found there.

!

Amazing place... some "islands" are just sand spots ... bring a lot of lotion ...

fatfoo · 02-20-2010, 06:48 PM

I've never been.

slavdogg · 02-20-2010, 06:52 PM

do they speak english there ?

JP513 · 02-20-2010, 07:39 PM

Make sure you visit the old city, known as "centro." Also good tourist thing to visit the fort.

It'll be hard to make it out of Laguito. But do it after you've just cum and need a break. ;)

one eight · 02-21-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

do they speak english there ?

From what I understand not too much..

one eight · 02-22-2010, 01:04 AM

i SO appreciate all the great advice and tips.

Did anybody make it up to the volcano and take a mud bath? i hear that's cool, too.

klinton · 02-22-2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Lots of beggars there and people who bother you while you eat. I usually pay one of the guards some pesos to keep people away from me so we're not disturbed.

one eight · 02-22-2010, 01:26 AM

I've read a ton about the beggars, and touts selling stuff. Apparently you have be very firm with them.. but tipping a guard is also an interesting approach...

one eight · 02-22-2010, 08:06 PM

leaving tomorrow - any last advice?

XXMAM · 10-15-2011, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

get em for $15 for 1.5hrs in TH or $5 an hour in cambodia if you're looking for more bang for your buck

And more HIV subtype E too.
Not good.

DWB · 10-15-2011, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by XXMAM

And more HIV subtype E too.
Not good.

Not to worry if you only bareback the pretty ones.

XXMAM · 10-15-2011, 06:46 AM

Not true- subtype E is so scary. When the girls test positive, the bars wont accept them anymore so they work in malls... its everywhere. When I lived there I was terrified. Several of my co-workers had it (non adult biz).

LatinaCrazy · 10-15-2011, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by one eight

Thanks a lot, guys - Haven't been out of US since living in Costa Rica, so really excited to get back in the saddle. Booked a nice little apartment in Laguito.

I'll be there during Semana Santa, were either of you there, then? I think it'll be really busy.

I've been doing some reading about the old town, plaza, outer-island beachs- all looks great. Also that bus tour.. I'm a little older, have some game, and usually fly solo.. but i keep reading how fun that Chivas tour is, might just try it.

Cartagena will be packed at this time and price will be double; but it will be fun. If you need anything hit me up.. I live in Cali but we have an office in Cartagena..

Grapesoda · 10-15-2011, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Not to worry if you only bareback the pretty ones.

just don't get banged up the ass by los dama niños and you'll be fine

Slappin Fish · 10-15-2011, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by XXMAM

And more HIV subtype E too.
Not good.

Are you going to bump every single old thread that has Colombia in the title?

XXMAM · 10-15-2011, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Are you going to bump every single old thread that has Colombia in the title?

nope, Im not

digitalfantasies · 10-15-2011, 11:46 AM

but I am

XXMAM · 10-22-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

but I am

hahahaha

lazycash · 10-23-2011, 01:43 AM

Funny, this thread is over a year and half old, but I noticed the thread starter had a few follow up threads to his trip and some things didn't work out for him.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=956116

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=957835

XXMAM · 10-23-2011, 02:36 AM

oh shit! funny in a not so funny kinda way

CaptainHowdy · 10-23-2011, 07:33 AM

¡Policía!

LatinaCrazy · 10-23-2011, 08:41 AM

Shit happens every where, Why would he have a girl he did not know in his apartment with his laptop and money? He is lucky that she left the laptop...

This happens but is not the norm..

bronco67 · 10-23-2011, 08:52 AM

So there aren't rampant kidnappings in Columbia?

DaddyHalbucks · 10-23-2011, 12:31 PM

Doesn't Colombia have some of the most dangerous cities in the world?

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