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Old 11-02-2011, 12:55 PM   #1
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I have been paid to kill you

Best spam ever. That was the Subject.

Here is the message:

I have being paid to kill you, i advice that you contact me on time before
i send my assaign to you, you better contact me on the numbers below to
discuss with me.

asli kilic
+90 212 698 89 92



Granted my assassin (such a funny word) cannot spell or capitalize worth shit, but it is the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen in an ad.


Post your interesting spam mails
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:02 PM   #2
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the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen
Best "call to FBI action"*
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:02 PM   #3
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Sounds familiar...TeenCat?
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #4
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that's nuts, the craziest email scam i have ever seen ( and i thought i had seen them all). he will be on gov't radar by days end if sent that out to the masses. are you tempted to reply? "i give you one meeeellion dollhairs to cross me off your list sir"
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:23 PM   #5
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Weird, because Asli doesn't seem like the killer type to me...always thought that she had more of a lullaby kinda persona.

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Old 11-02-2011, 01:24 PM   #6
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kill the pussy?
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:24 PM   #7
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:25 PM   #8
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Weird, because Asli doesn't seem like the killer type to me...always thought that she had more of a lullaby kinda persona.

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Old 11-02-2011, 01:29 PM   #9
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Best spam ever. That was the Subject.

Here is the message:

I have being paid to kill you, i advice that you contact me on time before
i send my assaign to you, you better contact me on the numbers below to
discuss with me.

asli kilic
+90 212 698 89 92



Granted my assassin (such a funny word) cannot spell or capitalize worth shit, but it is the best "Call to action" directive I've ever seen in an ad.


Post your interesting spam mails
Didn't I say in there not to tell anyone?

You have gone and done it now. dammit.































disclaimer: This was all j/k in case Uncle Fred happens to be watching ;p
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:35 PM   #10
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It's the hitman modality, another variation of the 419 scam. People do fall for it.
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:35 PM   #11
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Didn't I say in there not to tell anyone?

You have gone and done it now. dammit.































disclaimer: This was all j/k in case Uncle Fred happens to be watching ;p
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