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What will you give me if I stop smoking today?
besides trolling...
who's willing to take a bet?
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Nothing. Why the fuck would I care?
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how about support and kudos?
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ok let me troll ... I will give you a pack of cigars
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I quit about four years ago. After a few weeks everything tastes better and smells better. You just have no idea how much smoking kills your senses.
The funny thing is you'll notice that your friends who still smoke... Stink really bad.
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@Warchild, thank you, appreciate it! I love you too baby
@Pimpware, I don't like cigars, can it be vodka instead? @Aztek, support and kudos sounds pretty good to me! I think I will need it... so who's up for a real bet?
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I hope I can agree with you in a couple of weeks.
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![]() How much do you smoke and how many years?
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Cool!
![]() 16 years, I smoke a lot (more than 20 cigs a day, and even a lot more when I drink). I can prove my smoking on ICQ (I have you in my list), and prove my quitting too I guess...
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if you're near Cancun, I'll buy you dinner
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Temp or perm?
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![]() I am in Aruba...
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The goal is permanent
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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A cancer free medical exam.
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Why do smokers always think this is a good bet?
FYI I've won this bet everytime Smokers always lose ![]()
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so you are saying this is not possible?
of course it will be hard to check, however, imo after 3 weeks not smoking you are "cured" I've don this before one time and for some ridiculous reason I started again... I do have the feeling this time will be harder... 3 weeks sounds fair? so what is the bet?
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kick in the nutz.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I don't smoke but someone told me about this book and said it was good.
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So Fucking Banned
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I'll give you my fleshlight, bro.
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I'll give you a blank tombstone.
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you're so kind... will you give it to me even if I fail?
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How about better health?
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I stopped 6 months ago and nobody gave me shit
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Carton of cigs.
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Just go to some hospital where people are dying from cancer. When you hear their screams like I did recently, you will shit your pants and see how stupid was to ever try smoking.
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there's no reason for you to quit at this point.. the damage is done so now you'll live in hell like state with no nicotine and cancer anyway.
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if you really want to quit get yourself an e-cig, best invention ever
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I think you should smoke twice as much. Remember, you only live once.
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Not sure why you feel the need to bring it to the board, but then I started to think about all other bullshit which is posted here and understood. You're just looking for some attention, so now you got it.
As for your smoking, why would I care if you smoke, as long as I'm not in the room?
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lol
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Living inside your head.
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Why did you start smoking to begin with?
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ill buy you an e-cig
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look at some pics of your lungs and you'll quit for yourself
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I'll quit smoking myself as well, how about that?
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I'll give you 5 hardlinks week. I figure if you go 6months you probably would be likely to have kicked it. so lets say for 6 months. and then I'll keep them up for a year to help motivate yoou to not cheat.
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A promise that you will live longer
I am thinking of quitting as well
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