What do straight people do in Key West? - GoFuckYourself.com

epitome · 11-16-2011, 09:08 PM

Vacationing in Key West with some friends next month ... and if they were all gay, I'd have this figured out ... but with breeders in the mix, I need some ideas, please.

TIA

19teenporn · 11-16-2011, 09:12 PM

Is there straight people in Key West?

Just Alex · 11-16-2011, 09:17 PM

I think the only time there are straight people is when Fantasy Fest is on.

Shotsie · 11-16-2011, 09:24 PM

I'd go and fish the flats.

keysync · 11-16-2011, 09:54 PM

Take a boat out to dry tortugas and don't miss the sunset celebration on the hilton pier every evening. Other than that? Fuck if I know. Take pictures!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 11-16-2011, 09:57 PM

Screw that, take em to the gay clubs.

Fletch XXX · 11-16-2011, 10:02 PM

epitome · 11-16-2011, 10:03 PM

Are there any straight bars / clubs though?

Not worried about activities ... that's easy. Where do the straights go to rub against each other?

bean-aid · 11-16-2011, 10:03 PM

Find your feminine side

epitome · 11-16-2011, 10:04 PM

I was going to ask Donny Long but he only knew about the gay stuff.

Mike Honcho · 11-16-2011, 10:41 PM

invest in one of these

Diomed · 11-16-2011, 10:52 PM

I didn't really like it, but I was younger then.

Was kind of disappointed that it was a "coral reef", so there was no sand.

But the night life is good, lots of bars on that one little strip, chick took her top off on stage at the first one I went to.

I guess it wasn't that bad, definitely beautiful. A lot of carnie's on the sidewalk doing weird stuff for money.

Still, no sand.. beaches hurt my feet.. and you get cut up as hell when you swim in shallow water, reef is like razor.

Make the most of it and enjoy yourself regardless! Glad to hear someone in this mofo is getting a vacation.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-16-2011, 10:55 PM

Before the trip, have them signup here:

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CurrentlySober · 11-17-2011, 02:26 AM

I would love to visit Key West (& I am straight)

Perhaps when my ban is lifted, I will make a point of starting my US trip off there.... Followed by Dayton Ohio to meet friends then onto Vegas ! Woot Woot

Have a GREAT time

epitome · 11-17-2011, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I would love to visit Key West (& I am straight)

Perhaps when my ban is lifted, I will make a point of starting my US trip off there.... Followed by Dayton Ohio to meet friends then onto Vegas ! Woot Woot

Have a GREAT time

Make sure to swing by Miami/Fort Lauderdale too and we can play with poo!

epitome · 11-17-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Honcho

invest in one of these

Already have one. Thanks though!

epitome · 11-17-2011, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed

I didn't really like it, but I was younger then.

Was kind of disappointed that it was a "coral reef", so there was no sand.

But the night life is good, lots of bars on that one little strip, chick took her top off on stage at the first one I went to.

I guess it wasn't that bad, definitely beautiful. A lot of carnie's on the sidewalk doing weird stuff for money.

Still, no sand.. beaches hurt my feet.. and you get cut up as hell when you swim in shallow water, reef is like razor.

Make the most of it and enjoy yourself regardless! Glad to hear someone in this mofo is getting a vacation.

WTF there is no sand?

We are staying at the new Marriott Key West Beach Side. There is no beach? Deceptive marketing!

December is going to be fun. Doing this and going back home to Maryland for 9 days for the holiday.

If I don't get sick...

VikingMan · 11-17-2011, 02:40 AM

Good question and being a straight guy who has been to Key West a few times I have a good answer....You want to just go out and have fun and make sure to mingle with everyone. There are lots of lesbians there as well and as we all know some lesbians invite a cock into their sexual relationship. First time I was there I got "cruised" by a lesbian couple. One of the girls was hot, the other not so hot (she was the man in the relationship). We has sex in the pool at Atlantic Shores.

There are some straight girls on the island but you have a statistically better chance having sex with either lesbians or fags.

Tip 1: make sure to remove all jewelry when in the ocean or a barracuda might mistake a finger or your penis for lunch.

Tip 2: If you find a girl and want to impress her make sure to take her to the see the guy who trains house cats like they are circus animals. They jump through hoops on fire and other tricks. The trainer even smells their asses. Just ask around I think he still does the shows by the water.

VikingMan · 11-17-2011, 02:58 AM

Tip 3: Bring some good herb.

CurrentlySober · 11-17-2011, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Make sure to swing by Miami/Fort Lauderdale too and we can play with poo!

Thats a mandate then

Wont be for a good few years till they let me back in the country though... And even then, I'm gonna have to jump through rextra hoops as I'm still technically 'A Risk'

JFK · 11-17-2011, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Before the trip, have them signup here:

Boys First Time

His First Gay Sex

Great advice

CaptainHowdy · 11-17-2011, 05:34 AM

Jack Sparrow · 11-17-2011, 06:15 AM

Hit me up bro, ive got some awesome tips for you.
Been there with my girlfriend 3 times, and loved it to the bone.

ruff · 11-17-2011, 06:56 AM

You're going to love it. There are tons of cruise ship passengers there all the time and most of them are straight. You'll meet people from Ohio, Arizona, Maine and other interesting states. Plus there might even be some people from Europe. There are also 76,453 tee shirt stores there to buy something for a friend. Jimmy Buffet has a bar there too, or it might be a buffet, not sure. But there are no longer any gay people there. They left when the cruise ships came. If I were you I would visit Disney's Old Key West Resort in Orlando for the real keys experience.

Forest · 11-17-2011, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Are there any straight bars / clubs though?

Not worried about activities ... that's easy. Where do the straights go to rub against each other?

there are more straight bars then gay

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	What do straight people do in Key West? Vacationing in Key West with some friends next month ... and if they were all gay, I'd have this figured out ... but with breeders in the mix, I need some ideas, please. TIA

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Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	I think the only time there are straight people is when Fantasy Fest is on. __________________

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Diomed Converting like it's 1999 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The South Posts: 6,164	I didn't really like it, but I was younger then. Was kind of disappointed that it was a "coral reef", so there was no sand. But the night life is good, lots of bars on that one little strip, chick took her top off on stage at the first one I went to. I guess it wasn't that bad, definitely beautiful. A lot of carnie's on the sidewalk doing weird stuff for money. Still, no sand.. beaches hurt my feet.. and you get cut up as hell when you swim in shallow water, reef is like razor. Make the most of it and enjoy yourself regardless! Glad to hear someone in this mofo is getting a vacation. __________________ 10 years of experience in: CHAT SALES - PAID TRAFFIC - CONVERSION - CREATIVES - CONSULTATION

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,492	Good question and being a straight guy who has been to Key West a few times I have a good answer....You want to just go out and have fun and make sure to mingle with everyone. There are lots of lesbians there as well and as we all know some lesbians invite a cock into their sexual relationship. First time I was there I got "cruised" by a lesbian couple. One of the girls was hot, the other not so hot (she was the man in the relationship). We has sex in the pool at Atlantic Shores. There are some straight girls on the island but you have a statistically better chance having sex with either lesbians or fags. Tip 1: make sure to remove all jewelry when in the ocean or a barracuda might mistake a finger or your penis for lunch. Tip 2: If you find a girl and want to impress her make sure to take her to the see the guy who trains house cats like they are circus animals. They jump through hoops on fire and other tricks. The trainer even smells their asses. Just ask around I think he still does the shows by the water. Last edited by VikingMan; 11-17-2011 at 02:47 AM..

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Hit me up bro, ive got some awesome tips for you. Been there with my girlfriend 3 times, and loved it to the bone.

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ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	You're going to love it. There are tons of cruise ship passengers there all the time and most of them are straight. You'll meet people from Ohio, Arizona, Maine and other interesting states. Plus there might even be some people from Europe. There are also 76,453 tee shirt stores there to buy something for a friend. Jimmy Buffet has a bar there too, or it might be a buffet, not sure. But there are no longer any gay people there. They left when the cruise ships came. If I were you I would visit Disney's Old Key West Resort in Orlando for the real keys experience. __________________ CryptoFeeds