Jon Jones VS Machida- Nigga please! - GoFuckYourself.com

you-big-dummy · 11-30-2011, 03:09 PM

The second coming has arrived!
da broth bustin some ass!

TheStout · 11-30-2011, 03:32 PM

Cant wait. Got my tix already. Should be a good fight

cordoba · 11-30-2011, 03:41 PM

This will either be a classic or the most boring fight in UFC history.

His Infernal Majesty · 11-30-2011, 04:10 PM

I'm glad they fit in this fight before the inevitable Jones/Evans bout.

Machida likes to fight on the outside and Jones' reach is ridiculous, so will be interesting to see how it plays out. I would bet on Jones for sure, though.

you-big-dummy · 11-30-2011, 05:24 PM

Yo, dig it, Machida's greatest hits;
But ya know Bones is gonna bust Machida up in
5 different languages!

Crocop is done!
Nick Diaz retired BJ Penn!
(What a fuckin ass whippin that was)

k_rock · 11-30-2011, 09:12 PM

Real talk, who can really fuck with Bones. I don't like the guy's personality but he's really on another level from everyone else and its probably the deepest division in MMA.

Possibly a beast wrestler like King Mo or some shit but I think he'd jut get 720 elbowed over and over again.

georgeyw · 11-30-2011, 11:56 PM

Machida for the win - purely because I laughed so hard when he beat that ass clown Rashad Evans.

Mike Honcho · 11-30-2011, 11:57 PM

garce · 12-01-2011, 01:46 AM

Cool. Half naked men getting all sweaty and hugging each other. The guy who will win this fight is the first guy who realizes:

"OMG, Mr. Kotter! I'm half naked and I'm exchanging body sweat with another man! Its just that he's so warm and moist that I can't stop touching him! I... I... I'd better start punching him or everyone is gonna think I'm a fag, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter?

Mr. Kotterrrrrr. Please!

I'll take "Half-Naked Oiled-up Man Hugging UFC Atheletes" for a $100, Alex...

Ok, Marvin... What is the "Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers?"

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. OH GOD, OH GOD, I'm the American dream...

...with a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream!

WTF? Frank's dead? This is the end of the world as I know it...

AND I FEEL FUCKING FINE, YOU COCKSUCKERS... and I mean that in a good way.

Am I destroying your thread, or is Youtube distracting everyone on the face of the earth away from your opinion? I hae no idea what this thread is about. I remember half-naked sweaty men punching each other for money. That's not cool...

I've got my nuclear boots and my drip-dry gloves...

It was a weird time... Music was played live - an the people who played it weren't all that fucking pretty - or drove pathetic Excalades with 24 inch rims.

There was a time when music.. was just fucking music. Wait, wait... I'm not done yet...

Here's a random posting of the single greatest rock song in the history of life, the universe, and everything.

42. Deal with it.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

garce · 12-01-2011, 01:59 AM

I think I made more typos than Sleazy... But, wait! Damn... Ben Orr... Rest in piece, my old friend. I think you're gonna like this one last guffaw...

BRB.

you-big-dummy · 12-01-2011, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k_rock

Real talk, who can really fuck with Bones. I don't like the guy's personality but he's really on another level from everyone else and its probably the deepest division in MMA.

What cha mean? `His personallity is mellow as all hell.
Nobody's gonna touch bones, not for a while. Catch weight between Bones n Anderson. That aint gonna happen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

I'd better start punching him or everyone is gonna think I'm a fag, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter?
I think I made more typos than Sleazy... But, wait! Damn... Ben Orr... Rest in piece, my old friend. I think you're gonna like this one last guffaw...

BRB.

Off the meds again pussy?
"Rest in peice" aint no typo bitch ` Thought your usless dumb canadian ass was admitting yourself in a mental institution? ` Cryin wolf for attention again bro?

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11-30-2011, 03:32 PM	#2
TheStout Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,089	Cant wait. Got my tix already. Should be a good fight

11-30-2011, 03:41 PM	#3
cordoba Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,191	This will either be a classic or the most boring fight in UFC history.

11-30-2011, 04:10 PM	#4
His Infernal Majesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 469	I'm glad they fit in this fight before the inevitable Jones/Evans bout. Machida likes to fight on the outside and Jones' reach is ridiculous, so will be interesting to see how it plays out. I would bet on Jones for sure, though.

11-30-2011, 05:24 PM	#5
you-big-dummy So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 320	Yo, dig it, Machida's greatest hits; But ya know Bones is gonna bust Machida up in 5 different languages! Crocop is done! Nick Diaz retired BJ Penn! (What a fuckin ass whippin that was)

11-30-2011, 11:56 PM	#7
georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	Machida for the win - purely because I laughed so hard when he beat that ass clown Rashad Evans.

12-01-2011, 01:46 AM	#9
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Cool. Half naked men getting all sweaty and hugging each other. The guy who will win this fight is the first guy who realizes: "OMG, Mr. Kotter! I'm half naked and I'm exchanging body sweat with another man! Its just that he's so warm and moist that I can't stop touching him! I... I... I'd better start punching him or everyone is gonna think I'm a fag, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter? Mr. Kotterrrrrr. Please! I'll take "Half-Naked Oiled-up Man Hugging UFC Atheletes" for a $100, Alex... Ok, Marvin... What is the "Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers?" I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. OH GOD, OH GOD, I'm the American dream... ...with a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream! WTF? Frank's dead? This is the end of the world as I know it... AND I FEEL FUCKING FINE, YOU COCKSUCKERS... and I mean that in a good way. Am I destroying your thread, or is Youtube distracting everyone on the face of the earth away from your opinion? I hae no idea what this thread is about. I remember half-naked sweaty men punching each other for money. That's not cool... I've got my nuclear boots and my drip-dry gloves... It was a weird time... Music was played live - an the people who played it weren't all that fucking pretty - or drove pathetic Excalades with 24 inch rims. There was a time when music.. was just fucking music. Wait, wait... I'm not done yet... Here's a random posting of the single greatest rock song in the history of life, the universe, and everything. 42. Deal with it. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

12-01-2011, 01:59 AM	#10
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I think I made more typos than Sleazy... But, wait! Damn... Ben Orr... Rest in piece, my old friend. I think you're gonna like this one last guffaw... BRB.