Recipe for making best friends at GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

AnalProbe · 12-16-2011, 01:40 AM

You need :

- a new useraccount

- being younger than 20

- brand new Tube Site

- running on a .XXX domain

- started just a few months ago

- having + 200k visitors/day with + 50k uniques

- exclusively use stolen content

- showing off your big house and sportscars

- telling older webmasters they're doing it wrong

- agree with Paul Markham

- enjoy critique

- etc etc

tabasco · 12-16-2011, 01:43 AM

lucas131 · 12-16-2011, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalProbe

You need :

- a new useraccount

- being younger than 20

- brand new Tube Site

- running on a .XXX domain

- started just a few months ago

- having + 200k visitors/day with + 50k uniques

- exclusively use stolen content

- showing off your big house and sportscars

- telling older webmasters they're doing it wrong

- agree with Paul Markham

- enjoy critique

- etc etc

except tube and xxx, that is how it worked best in the past, show us money be our friend, or not? sure it dont work anymore, brothers must use brain now, and it is almost impossible for many

seeandsee · 12-16-2011, 04:10 AM

Just show us the money and you will be best friend for all

mavruda · 12-16-2011, 05:11 AM

Smells like a new biz idea.... Okay here is my pricing:

$300 - to say "I agree with you", "You're damn right", "The guy is absolutely right" / one time only
$450 - up to thee agreements
$1000 - to agree with you all day - 8 work hours- ( with taking a rest for a coffee / + $50 - if I agree to drink the coffee according to the client preferences)

$150 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend / in person
$ 400 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend / in front of three different people
$ 3000 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend and I agree with you.

$10 500 - to tell everyone /one time only/ that the client is "sex god", "rich as hell", "that everybody should love him", "he's my best friend ever". A pack of three agreements included. /one time service/

12-16-2011, 01:40 AM	#1
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Recipe for making best friends at GFY You need : - a new useraccount - being younger than 20 - brand new Tube Site - running on a .XXX domain - started just a few months ago - having + 200k visitors/day with + 50k uniques - exclusively use stolen content - showing off your big house and sportscars - telling older webmasters they're doing it wrong - agree with Paul Markham - enjoy critique - etc etc

12-16-2011, 01:43 AM	#2
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12-16-2011, 04:10 AM	#4
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12-16-2011, 05:11 AM	#5
mavruda porn cartoonist Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vatican City Posts: 2,598	Smells like a new biz idea.... Okay here is my pricing: $300 - to say "I agree with you", "You're damn right", "The guy is absolutely right" / one time only $450 - up to thee agreements $1000 - to agree with you all day - 8 work hours- ( with taking a rest for a coffee / + $50 - if I agree to drink the coffee according to the client preferences) $150 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend / in person $ 400 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend / in front of three different people $ 3000 - to tell a guy - I'm your friend and I agree with you. $10 500 - to tell everyone /one time only/ that the client is "sex god", "rich as hell", "that everybody should love him", "he's my best friend ever". A pack of three agreements included. /one time service/