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Old 12-10-2011, 01:21 PM   #1
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Hey guys,

Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

This is the best looking one we have found so far.
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toy...wing-9596.aspx

Any help would be great, thanks.
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:23 PM   #2
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utter shite they rip the ho's stockings and the poo spreads all over the floor... Leading to slip ups...

4 Real I have done this many times...
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:46 PM   #3
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Then, when at their request, you invite 17 black guys to have their way, and the ALSO slip in the poo...

ITS NOT FUNNY.. !!!

Smelly and Sexy? Yeah, but NOT Funny...
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:48 PM   #4
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Hey guys,

Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

This is the best looking one we have found so far.
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toy...wing-9596.aspx

Any help would be great, thanks.
That's probably the best one I've seen. Half of them make you look like a naked pinata and can be a bit hard to balance. A&E are great, too. Loads of promo codes out there.
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:48 PM   #5
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Hey guys,

Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding.
Any ideas where I could find a good one online?

Any help would be great, thanks.
Try a swingers club for fat people.
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:48 PM   #6
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The problem with the padding isn't her weight. Some of the reviews on amazon said that because the padding was shitty they couldn't enjoy the swing. I guess they also mentioned a lot of them don't have head restraints which makes the experience uncomfortable holding your neck up etc.
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:50 PM   #7
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She initially wanted one of those hanging chairs, and then the sex chair came out of the blue lol. I have never owned one so i have no idea whats good or not. I was looking at one on amazon and she mentioned the padding, hence this post.
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:52 PM   #8
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That's probably the best one I've seen. Half of them make you look like a naked pinata and can be a bit hard to balance. A&E are great, too. Loads of promo codes out there.
Lmao! I think she has something envisioned in her mind. With my luck she will hate and we won't use it again. Thanks for the info, I appreciate it.


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Old 12-10-2011, 02:56 PM   #9
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The problem with the padding isn't her weight. Some of the reviews on amazon said that because the padding was shitty they couldn't enjoy the swing. I guess they also mentioned a lot of them don't have head restraints which makes the experience uncomfortable holding your neck up etc.
My last comment was a joke, but I guess you missed that point.
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Old 12-10-2011, 03:03 PM   #10
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My last comment was a joke, but I guess you missed that point.
I laughed when I read it, but I decided to play it safe just in case


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Old 12-10-2011, 03:12 PM   #11
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utter shite they rip the ho's stockings and the poo spreads all over the floor... Leading to slip ups...

4 Real I have done this many times...
My girlfriend wont poo if she knows I am around.

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