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![]() Hey guys,
Girlfriend wants a sex swing for x-mas with good padding. Any ideas where I could find a good one online? This is the best looking one we have found so far. http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toy...wing-9596.aspx Any help would be great, thanks. ![]() |
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utter shite they rip the ho's stockings and the poo spreads all over the floor... Leading to slip ups...
4 Real I have done this many times... |
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Then, when at their request, you invite 17 black guys to have their way, and the ALSO slip in the poo...
ITS NOT FUNNY.. !!! Smelly and Sexy? Yeah, but NOT Funny... |
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Try a swingers club for fat people.
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The problem with the padding isn't her weight. Some of the reviews on amazon said that because the padding was shitty they couldn't enjoy the swing. I guess they also mentioned a lot of them don't have head restraints which makes the experience uncomfortable holding your neck up etc.
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She initially wanted one of those hanging chairs, and then the sex chair came out of the blue lol. I have never owned one so i have no idea whats good or not. I was looking at one on amazon and she mentioned the padding, hence this post.
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I laughed when I read it, but I decided to play it safe just in case
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