News Unbelievable Brat Threatens to Kill Santa if She Doesn?t Get What She Wants - GoFuckYourself.com

TrustCash · 12-16-2011, 07:16 AM

(lifted from http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/1690...hat-she-wants/)

When I was a kid (and I am only 26), I was happy even if I could only get a few things. I didn't make lists saying I want this, that and the other thing. I was just grateful for what my parents gave me. It's like kids think it's there right to get whatever they want now.

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I don?t know about anyone else, but when I was a kid Santa Claus was one of the reasons you behaved. If you didn?t, you were on the ?naughty? list and would get coal in your stocking instead of that awesome Barbie house with sound effects and a working elevator. Suffice it to say, death threats would not have gotten me what I wanted.

Apparently just the opposite is true for 13 year-old Mekeeda Austin. She wrote a letter to Santa ? like a lot of kids do ? but instead of promising good behavior or milk and cookies, she threatened to kill Santa, then slaughter his reindeer and feed them to the homeless if she didn?t get at least two of the gifts on her list.

At least she?s planning on helping those in need?

Normally the natural next step would be for a swift punishment from her parents alongside a promise that she will get absolutely nothing on that list. Right? Well, not exactly. Her mom, Tracey, is planning on getting her as many things as possible from the letter, because ?you don?t want to get on the wrong side of her.?

The girl seriously doesn?t get what?s wrong with death threats, even if they are against fictional characters. She said, ?I don?t see any problem with the letter, I want all of these things and I don?t see why I shouldn?t get them.? And if she really does get her way, clearly she won?t learn better any time soon.

All this for a Blackberry, a designer sweater, money and Converse sneakers. Oh, and the real Justin Bieber or Austin Malone.

[Via Daily Mail]

seeandsee · 12-16-2011, 07:18 AM

when i was kid i got food for Christmas

Phoenix · 12-16-2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

when i was kid i got food for Christmas

i love food as a gift
it is useful
many gifts are actually just wasted tokens

Camguy · 12-16-2011, 07:22 AM

Is this for real? What kind of fucked up stupid 13 year old gnat believes in Santa Claus still? Jesus Christ

This story has to be BS.

spazlabz · 12-16-2011, 07:26 AM

another little sociopath about to be unleashed to an unsuspecting world....her parents should serve jail time

rogueteens · 12-16-2011, 07:39 AM

if i was lumbered with the name "Mekeeda", i'd be angry at the world too.

Jarmusch · 12-16-2011, 07:43 AM

A tip for her parents: Phone books leave no bruises.

alias · 12-16-2011, 07:47 AM

Uttering threats is a crime.

Failed · 12-16-2011, 07:49 AM

That's good parenting, reward death threats with gifts. She'll find herself before a judge before she's 18 rewarded with the gift of free housing and food with an hour or rec time.

ilnjscb · 12-16-2011, 07:57 AM

The funny thing is she is enjoying the publicity. Being baaaaaad is were its at.

Jarmusch · 12-16-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Uttering threats is a crime.

It certainly would get her banned on GFY.

k0nr4d · 12-16-2011, 08:37 AM

and everyone's ignoring that a 13 year old girl still believes in santa claus?

Supz · 12-16-2011, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

and everyone's ignoring that a 13 year old girl still believes in santa claus?

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crash_jackson · 12-16-2011, 09:36 AM

damn... what about my present this year??

madm1k3 · 12-16-2011, 11:32 AM

A thirteen year old girl making a joke letter to santa clause about slaughtering his fictitious reindeer. I guess you can say this barely qualifies as news.

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rogueteens · 12-16-2011, 12:00 PM

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