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Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Are you supposed to put sunblock on your schmeckle?
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I don't use sunblock
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Yes and yes
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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i use suncock
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A penis sunburn sounds painful...
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Sunburned cock sounds very painful.....and, ice really wouldn't help.
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"There's a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself, and rubbing yourself with lotion."
- John Pinette
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I think I found what you need...
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I used to surf trail 6 @ San Onofre
Tons a fatguys with little dicks but some of them have hot wives ![]() Out of the few years I surfed there. I can only remember one hottie, oh man I was licking my chops untill she got nekkid ![]()
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Mine's so small the sun can't see it.
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I've been to one and it was full of old shriveled up prunes.
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Never been. Clothing makes life exciting!
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Goto one in the UK... As is always raining, you dont need it!
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![]() I enjoy shooting at a nude beach in San Francisco, but it's a real hike (in the sand) to get there (especially when lugging cameras, tripods, and other crap - thank goodness for Production Assistants). The first time I shot there, years ago, I was with a new model, and she was a little nervous when we started, because there were a few naked guys within view who were watching her. I told her that I couldn't make them leave, so she finally started getting naked and we did the shoot. The moment I finished shooting the last frame, she asked if she could get dressed real quick. It was then that I turned around and noticed there were like 50 dudes standing around watching the shoot. ![]() ![]() ADG |
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ADG you wouldn't have a problem with that at the one nude beach I went too. 90% of the guys there wouldn't even blink an eyelid at a naked chick.
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That would be the gay nude beach you went to, just so you know
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I help you SUCCEED
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Actually that is a penis sunburn + wedgie... OUCH!!!
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Yep, went to the island of Sylt in Germany.
I put zinc oxide on the head so it wouldn't burn......got allot of laughs from the Germans. ![]() ![]()
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Fuck. I was wondering why I kept seeing men walking together over the rocks. I though there was like a kiosk there or something
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I would like to visit one next summer
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working on my tan
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All the time. Yes sunblock the cock.
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I went to a nude beach once but everyone there formed a mob and started smacking me with chunks of drift wood...... so I left
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The problem with nude beaches is that they're full of nudists.
Nudist = person you would never want to see naked.
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Nude beach are awesome seriously and yes I would suggest you put lotion all over you bod :P
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No,but i been nude at beach
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l like one in Saint Petersburg - many hot Russian Girls and in Spain Costa Brava
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I only went to a nude beach once but the girl I was with was obviously there before
because as we were walking the beach she looked down and said, ?Oh my isn?t that Dick Brown? There was also a midget there and he was a meddlesome son of a gun; he was running around putting his nose in everybody?s business. Hell if you think that?s something there was a 7?2? giant who was putting his business in everybody?s nose. And can you believe his girlfriend was only 4?8? tall? What a guy 7?2? sees in a girl 4?8? is beyond me but it was clear to everyone that he was nuts over her. But all in all we had a really nice time, finished the day playing a game of leap frog. I was disqualified early; they said I was jumping to low. |
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yes and you bet you ass you put sunscreen everywhere
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Used to shoot on Blacks Beach in San Diego back in the day, guys would gather and start jerking their sunburnt sausages... so we would have to head south and hope there was nobody except surfers out by Sunset Cliffs... where if you were discreet and quick you could pull off some awesome hit and run outdoor stuff.
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only ones I've seen or walked by to had like 90/10 cock/cunt ratio... wonder is there any good ones at all
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