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MrMaxwell · 12-22-2011, 04:37 PM

The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried.
'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife,
the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you .. I want a
divorce right away!'

And the husband replied,
'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
a shower, and while she was doing that, I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say theyare too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't
wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has
a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understandingand help that as I walked her to the door,she turned to me with tears in her eyesand said,

'Please .....Do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?

Lace · 12-22-2011, 04:55 PM

LOLOL! If only this would work

VenzuelanChick · 12-23-2011, 05:01 AM

hahahahahhahaha

u-Bob · 12-23-2011, 05:04 AM

good one

Brent 3dSexCash · 12-23-2011, 05:16 AM

Haha, isn't that the truth.

2intense · 12-23-2011, 05:27 AM

lollllllllllllll

JFK · 12-23-2011, 06:01 AM

digitalfantasies · 12-23-2011, 06:43 AM

good for him... I hate his wife

adamneve · 12-23-2011, 07:43 AM

HaHa, Great one!

CIVMatt · 12-23-2011, 09:07 AM

worth the read, haha

L-Pink · 12-23-2011, 09:09 AM

Finally a MrMaxwell post that has me laughing for the right reason.

.

woj · 12-23-2011, 09:40 AM

michael.kickass · 12-23-2011, 09:50 AM

martinsc · 12-23-2011, 09:53 AM

Chosen · 12-23-2011, 10:22 AM

LoLoL

Scott McD · 12-23-2011, 10:35 AM

Hehe, pretty good!!

Django · 12-23-2011, 10:40 AM

Jarmusch · 12-23-2011, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Finally a MrMaxwell post that has me laughing for the right reason.

.

His threads usually depress me. This was the first one that made me laugh.

Rebel D · 12-23-2011, 11:59 AM

that was awesome

96ukssob · 12-23-2011, 12:01 PM

webair · 12-23-2011, 12:14 PM

bahahahhahahhaha

Spunky · 12-23-2011, 01:17 PM

Har har that made me chuckle

Dcat · 12-23-2011, 01:41 PM

That's good.

ArsewithClass · 12-23-2011, 07:20 PM

Happy Christmas MrMaxwell

Dead · 12-23-2011, 08:40 PM

My wife didnt chuckle, LOL!!!!!!

John-ACWM · 12-24-2011, 07:10 AM

LOL thanks for the laughs!

MrMaxwell · 12-29-2011, 07:32 AM

That was a forward I got, believe it or not!! SOME can be good.. lol

pornguy · 12-29-2011, 09:21 AM

good one.. will have to keep that in mind.

crash_jackson · 12-29-2011, 10:18 AM

lol.... great story!

GayBunny · 12-29-2011, 10:21 AM

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Phoenix · 12-29-2011, 10:23 AM

nice..just the right amount of scroll down...a pause for effect

CrazyWhiteMan · 12-29-2011, 11:15 AM

hehehe

TrainWreckContent · 12-29-2011, 01:42 PM

that was pretty funny lol

mavruda · 12-29-2011, 02:38 PM

my wife does the same things as the faithful wife from this sad story...

cooldude7 · 12-29-2011, 09:09 PM

lol.., gr8 story., not married yet, but will keep this in mind.,

Thomas007 · 12-30-2011, 06:18 AM

This is one of the better ones :-)

notime · 12-30-2011, 06:49 AM

Good one

V_RocKs · 12-30-2011, 06:56 AM

dumb bitch!

AdultEUhost-Sebas · 12-30-2011, 07:30 AM

Lol...........

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 12-30-2011, 08:22 AM

Good one

HomerSimpson · 12-30-2011, 10:25 AM

good one

12-22-2011, 04:37 PM	#1
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