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Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:28 PM

was standing outside on the deck havin' a smoke, looked up... and this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!!

talk about freaking me the fuck out.... goddamn! Think I crapped myself.

fuckin' stupid lizards.

GTS Mark · 02-05-2003, 03:28 PM

hehe sucka

DH

Spunky · 02-05-2003, 03:29 PM

Har har...He wanted some Bukkake action

TDF · 02-05-2003, 03:30 PM

LiveDose · 02-05-2003, 03:30 PM

we sent that over to help you stop smoking...

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
pics

no pics... but I think he crapped himself too. We both just stood there afterwards trying to forget it happened.

DarkJedi · 02-05-2003, 03:31 PM

Hell yeah, i see a lot of lizards too when i'm on shrooms

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 03:31 PM

lol hate that... once i was so shocked by a friggin bug wanting to fuck my head I almost got hit by a car...

TDF · 02-05-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no pics... but I think he crapped himself too. We both just stood there afterwards trying to forget it happened.

sounds like my drunken sex romp last night

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
we sent that over to help you stop smoking...

it's working... lol

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

it's working... lol

smoke a cigar instead once and a while instead of the smokes

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:39 PM

i was doin' the 'Get the fucking lizard off my goddamn face!' dance.... lol

wish I could've got it on video....

Scott McD · 02-05-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Hell yeah, i see a lot of lizards too when i'm on shrooms

word

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 03:40 PM

Dirrty dancing

Monique Niccole · 02-05-2003, 03:40 PM

That's why I've completely stopped going outside.

Spunky · 02-05-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!!

Did he penetrate your nostril? Maybe he was just lonely and thought you needed afriend.

cold_ice · 02-05-2003, 03:44 PM

Maybe it was a baby alien from that movie Signs

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
Maybe it was a baby alien from that movie Signs

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Did he penetrate your nostril? Maybe he was just lonely and thought you needed afriend.

no, no nostril penetration.... but the fucker was a good 8 inches long.... thought I was being eaten alive... lol

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2003, 03:44 PM

How big was the lizards cock?

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
How big was the lizards cock?

above average

demented · 02-05-2003, 03:47 PM

Im laughing so hard right now lol

" stupid fuckin' lizard' "

I'm high.

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

above average

sweeeeeeeeet! Did it act as if it had a 10 inch dick?

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by demented
Im laughing so hard right now lol

" stupid fuckin' lizard' "

I'm high.

lol.... I'm glad that my mental trauma and personal anguish amuses you demented....

demented · 02-05-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

lol.... I'm glad that my mental trauma and personal anguish amuses you demented....

haha mental trauma. It would fuck me up too. I hate shit that crawls like bugs, mice fuckin anything with legs.. ick. I would have freaked and ran.

PenetratinP · 02-05-2003, 04:04 PM

just lure him between your door and the frame with your sexy nostril...and slam!

disclaimer! - I found this lizard like this at my rental condo in Key West during fantasy fest...i did not kill him.

Lily · 02-05-2003, 04:36 PM

I was laughin' my ASS off until I saw that squished lizard.

Scott McD · 02-05-2003, 04:39 PM

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 04:41 PM

let me help you peps recoup from the trauma...

breast fixated... come on the picture is in focus!

Sid70 · 02-05-2003, 05:38 PM

i looked over all of your studio pics

i love it .... how can you manage working in there

? kinda beach all the time

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by kievdesign
i looked over all of your studio pics i love it .... how can you manage working in there ? kinda beach all the time

attack of the lizards... a daily battle! actually he is in hell! (don't ruin my illusion)

Sid70 · 02-05-2003, 05:51 PM

haha, i quit smoking 2 years ago, so i'd stay inside instead of having a smoke on da deck

when i visited new york i SAW A BIG COCROACH !!!! so damn big i thought my room mate got his shit spread around ... but when i saw it moving .. damn.. i didnt kill it

i've made a trap from tooth paste glass and then put it into watercloset

)

here where i live we dont have that big insects but we got fucking cold here :\

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 05:54 PM

well, I don't mind the lizards... they're not bugs, they eat the bugs....

but I don't want 'em jumping on my schnoz either....

boldy · 02-05-2003, 05:56 PM

Release the lizards!

Bobby Vicious · 02-05-2003, 05:58 PM

Welcome to tropical life Amp. That's the trade off, being spooked by insects/wildlife , still could be alot worse don't ya think, It keeps the senses sharp, makes you a better warrior, soon you shall see.....

"I'm looking for a great warrior" - Luke to Master Yoda:

Sid70 · 02-05-2003, 05:58 PM

ah my, i never been that south to know the difference between them

vegasdude · 02-05-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Bobby Vicious
makes you a better warrior,

keyboard warrior

02-05-2003, 03:28 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	FUCKIN' aaaaaiiiiiGGGGHHH!!!! was standing outside on the deck havin' a smoke, looked up... and this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!! talk about freaking me the fuck out.... goddamn! Think I crapped myself. fuckin' stupid lizards. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	i was doin' the 'Get the fucking lizard off my goddamn face!' dance.... lol wish I could've got it on video.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	Dirrty dancing

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Im laughing so hard right now lol " stupid fuckin' lizard' " I'm high.

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PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	just lure him between your door and the frame with your sexy nostril...and slam! disclaimer! - I found this lizard like this at my rental condo in Key West during fantasy fest...i did not kill him.

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Lily Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BFE WA State Posts: 147	I was laughin' my ASS off until I saw that squished lizard.

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	let me help you peps recoup from the trauma... breast fixated... come on the picture is in focus!

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Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	haha, i quit smoking 2 years ago, so i'd stay inside instead of having a smoke on da deck when i visited new york i SAW A BIG COCROACH !!!! so damn big i thought my room mate got his shit spread around ... but when i saw it moving .. damn.. i didnt kill it i've made a trap from tooth paste glass and then put it into watercloset ) here where i live we dont have that big insects but we got fucking cold here :\ __________________ Русня, идите нахуй! Last edited by Sid70; 02-05-2003 at 05:55 PM..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	well, I don't mind the lizards... they're not bugs, they eat the bugs.... but I don't want 'em jumping on my schnoz either.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Bobby Vicious Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bahamas Posts: 452	Welcome to tropical life Amp. That's the trade off, being spooked by insects/wildlife , still could be alot worse don't ya think, It keeps the senses sharp, makes you a better warrior, soon you shall see..... "I'm looking for a great warrior" - Luke to Master Yoda: