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Old 01-07-2012, 01:35 PM   #1
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my dog is a sneaky bitch
first I had to put the loose leash on him, the one with loop around his nose, so he'll mind a bit better... did it 3 times. the little fuck wouldn't pee, wouldn't take a dump, eat or drink water and laid in his crate all day... sulking... then one of the MU girls took Killer out on the regular leash...

Killer took a big dump, peed all over than came inside and and ate all his chow... then the litle fuck played with everybody... back to normal... what a little dick...

now I'm hearing he sits down in the MU room and whines if the girls don't pet him and tell him how cute he is...

and the other thing he does is grab a toy and play with it, and SOME FUCKING HOW the toy gets closer and closer and CLOSER to where he's not supposed be and suddenly SHAZZZAMMM!!!

Killer is in the middle of stuff he's not supposed to be in... he's gonna have me trained in no time
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:38 PM   #2
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welcome to puppyhood
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:39 PM   #3
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my dog pulled a muscle so the vet gave him some pain meds....now my dog has been completely stoned the past few days, he loves his narcotics.
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:40 PM   #4
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Cool story, bro.
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:40 PM   #5
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the dog is like you
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:41 PM   #6
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my dog pulled a muscle so the vet gave him some pain meds....now my dog has been completely stoned the past few days, he loves his narcotics.
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:41 PM   #7
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welcome to puppyhood
yeah well now he's got a cow bone he chewing up... he's a very busy guy
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:43 PM   #8
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Old 01-07-2012, 02:22 PM   #9
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Just wait until he decides to eat a chair, or the fucking carpet
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Old 01-07-2012, 03:48 PM   #10
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Clever, what kind of breed? Poodle mix?
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:03 PM   #11
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Clever, what kind of breed? Poodle mix?
english mastiff
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:45 PM   #12
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that was listed as one of the dumbest dog breeds, perhaps that has something to do with it
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:59 PM   #13
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that was listed as one of the dumbest dog breeds, perhaps that has something to do with it
I had thought so, however now I'm not so sure... and he is only 4 months old and he's not on the top 10 dumb list BTW

1.Afghan Hound
2.Basenji
3.Bulldog
4.Chow Chow
5.Borzoi
6.Bloodhound
7.Pekingese
8.Mastiff Beagle
9.Basset Hound
10.Shih Tzu
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Old 01-07-2012, 05:02 PM   #14
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Old 01-07-2012, 05:03 PM   #15
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I had thought so, however now I'm not so sure... and he is only 4 months old and he's not on the top 10 dumb list BTW

1.Afghan Hound
2.Basenji
3.Bulldog
4.Chow Chow
5.Borzoi
6.Bloodhound
7.Pekingese
8.Mastiff Beagle
9.Basset Hound
10.Shih Tzu
weird list, mastiff beagle is a mix..!?
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Old 01-07-2012, 05:16 PM   #16
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weird list, mastiff beagle is a mix..!?
must be... scent hounds are not supposed to be too sharp however they can judge a persons mood 300 ft away... found this online:

Old English Mastiffs are known to be affectionate, loving, gentle, and calm. Even Mastiff owners think their beloved Mastiffs are more like a toy breed in character and never would regard them as guard dogs.

Often times, Mastiff owners have never seen their Mastiffs as protectors. They are one of the most intelligent dog breeds and often times are friendly to unfamiliar guests when their master is around. However, Old English Mastiffs are great guard dogs and they are not arrogant of their massive size but are confident that they can take on any enemy or intruder who might threaten their master, family, or property. When an Old English Mastiff sees an unknown stranger come near their master or territories and senses conflict, he will instantly place himself between his master and territories and the stranger. Believe me, as the owner of two Old English Mastiffs, I thought they were the dumbest, clumsiest dogs in the world. Actually, my male Old English Mastiff has the nick name of Dumb Dumb which he inherited when he was about 9 weeks old because he chewed on rocks. Real rocks from Planet Earth. I thought then that Old English Mastiffs were just dumb, clumsy, massive good looking dogs. However, when the water meter maid came over to shut off my water because I was just a few months late on my water bill, Dumb Dumb wanted to attack the man who wanted to deprive our family of water. I then realized that Dumb Dumb was not so dumb after all and a great watch dog.

Mastiffs might be clumsy, sloppy, and look seem like a Baby Huey, but they do make excellent natural protectors. The Old English Mastiff is one breed that does not need protection training. From my personal experience, Old English Mastiffs get their protection instinct after the age of two years old
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Those fuckers are huge.
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:52 PM   #19
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that was listed as one of the dumbest dog breeds, perhaps that has something to do with it
there's no such thing as a dumb animal
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Update: my beagle is now snoring LOUD AS FUCK!
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