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Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm

I am Mr. Robert S.Mueller, The FBI Director; After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters, claiming to be Professor Charles Soludo (Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria), Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery, Andy Lear of Hsbc bank, Coca-Cola winning lottery and among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Local Police Force.

Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the imposters, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail.

The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington DC to Africa in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other reports similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds from Africa.

The FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved; such as the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds.

With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of funds to your nominated account.

I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented.

It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cashable at any ATM machine designation in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with two million, five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($2.5,000, 000.00USD) , with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD).The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier delivery service.

Contact Mr Roger Johnson {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your delivery information as stated below and your security code with five digit (12090) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons.

DELIVERY INFROMATION:

FULL NAME AND AGE:

DELIVERY ADDRESS:

CELL PHONE NUMBER:

CURRENT OCCUPATION

CONTACT INFORMATION:

NAME: Mr Roger Johnson

EMAIL: [email protected]

TEL: +2348068472453

HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERY TO YOUR DESTINATION HAVE BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN WE AND THE COURIER COMPANY IN CHARGE OF YOUR ATM CARD DELIVERY.SO YOU ARE MANDATED TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY FOR YOUR ATM CARD TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU.

A RELIABLE AND A TRUSTED COURIER COMPANY HAVE BEEN CONTRACTED TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DESTINATION,AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT MR ROGER JOHNSON HE WILL UPDATE YOU WITH THE COURIER COMPANY EMAIL CONTACT ADDRESS IN OTHER TO AVOID ANY UNDUE DELAY OF YOUR ATM CARD.

NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer, which will cost you only $150.00 USD to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of $150.00 USD to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof your collection. We hope that is very clear. A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.

We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Mr. Roger Johnson in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.

GOD BLESS US.

REGARDS.

Mr. Robert S.Mueller III
FBI DIRECTOR..

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ottopottomouse

Thanks. Slightly reworded and forwarded to every halfwit I know

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B.Barnato

Thanks for your email, I'll have my delivery details with you by tomorrow.

Edit: Also send one to Adam X

baryl

There's nothing in that letter that's even remotely realistic.

For one thing, the FBI shows up at your door or at least calls you if they have business with you. Don't ask me how I know this

Klen

Better?They still using freemail.

lucas131

i would believe it if the name was fox mulder

seeandsee

They are doing for years, and fish still coming, sad

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Danmixz

Sound legit...

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ottopottomouse

Good suggestion. Had to rejig it a bit so it was pushing shiny bottle tops for magpies but I think I've hooked him

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TurboAngel

LMFAO!

ThumbLord

well yes the yahoo e-mail still has to be worked on, plus the GOD BLESS US but still this is a very big improvement don't you think?

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Loki

Mine was MUCH BETTER....

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov

Attention, This is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed/endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed/signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.

You have failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we did not hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you to get the process completed.Yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 72hours as strictly signed by the fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi.

As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i will not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions.I called the EFCC NIGERIA and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse/sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you 11/21/2011 so that you can get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you.please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has back-fall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer to the EFCC with the below details.

NAME: CHI JACOB
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
MTCN===========?
Senders Full Name======
Address:=============

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

ROBERT MUELLER II

WASHINGTON DC
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov


(I printed a copy and hung it on my wall lol)

-Loki-

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epitome

Except Mueller isn't illiterate like this guy...

chaze

How the FBI doesn't make a big deal out of these scammer I don't get. This should be a federal law, well a lot of these scams should be.

BIGTYMER

Call the #. I think this one might be real.

;)

Supz

i get like 200 of these a day. not sure why people still think its amazing.

calvinawe

i'd think the last channel of communication the fbi would ever contact anyone is email. they're more of an email-trackie-door-knockie type

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jerryb

I am really excited about your HONEST off for me to make millions of U. S. Dollars. Jesus must love you for doing this.

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only think I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I need uguntly your:
FULL NAME
FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
HOME PHONE NUMBER
CELL PHONE NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORD
PASSPORT COPY
DRIVERSLICENSE COPY
CHURCH AFFILIATION
NAME & ADDRESS OF GIRL YOU ARE PRESENTLY DATING
HER FULL PHONE NUMBER
PICTURES OF HER NAKED
COPIES OF YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
PICTURES OF YOUR PRESENT AUTOMOBILE
COPIES OF YOU LATEST DOCTORS RECTAL EXAM
PLUS ... YOUR PERSONAL BANK REFERENCES
INCLUDING PASSWORDS.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

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DamageX

Makes no difference. I bet if it weren't for the bogus e-mail and phone number, the vast majority of the Internet population would actually believe it.

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newB

'Take A Dump On You'

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SuzzyQ

Email Address and 13 digit phone number are a dead giveaway.

AnalProbe