Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, Will you marry me? The Princess said, NO! - GoFuckYourself.com

machinegunkelly · 01-09-2012, 11:23 PM

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny
big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony
and ate pussies and fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up

?.. The end

Heard that today and holy fuck it almost made me cry.... Too True.

Intrinsic · 01-09-2012, 11:39 PM

And the Prince dreamed about riding motorcycles and fucking skinny
big titted broads and hunting and fishing and racing cars and going to nudie
bars and dating women half his age and drinking whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never hearing bitching and never paying child support or alimony
and eating pussies and fucking cheerleaders and keeping his house and guns and
never getting cheated on while he was at work and hoping all his friends and family
think he is fuckin cool as hell and has tons of money in the bank and
leaves the toilet seat up

01-09-2012, 11:23 PM	#1
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,284	Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, Will you marry me? The Princess said, NO! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ?.. The end Heard that today and holy fuck it almost made me cry.... Too True. __________________ dead.

01-09-2012, 11:39 PM	#2
Intrinsic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,589	And the Prince dreamed about riding motorcycles and fucking skinny big titted broads and hunting and fishing and racing cars and going to nudie bars and dating women half his age and drinking whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never hearing bitching and never paying child support or alimony and eating pussies and fucking cheerleaders and keeping his house and guns and never getting cheated on while he was at work and hoping all his friends and family think he is fuckin cool as hell and has tons of money in the bank and leaves the toilet seat up